>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

i get fricking livid every time i think of this scene. my hands start shaking and i see red.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you piece of shit. WHY CAN'T YOU USE A BETTER PICTURE OR THE WEBM?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No substitutions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omelettes are awesome: anyone who call him unreasonable seem a little gay to me.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's he gonna do with a slice of tomato and an omelette?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of your business wagie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      put liberal amounts of salt and pepper on the tomato slices and book a one way ticket to flavortown

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they're diced, Anon

      put liberal amounts of salt and pepper on the tomato slices and book a one way ticket to flavortown

      Based Anon

      This is one of those scenarios that you make up in your head just to get angry at something. Nothing like this has ever happened in the US. Any diner that serves toast as part of any meal would be willing to either substitute the toast or sell it separately.

      This was actually a thing back in the 70's. It was when big restaurant chains first started being a thing and the greedy corporate fat cats decided poors didn't get to dictate how the food would be prepared. Everyone reacted like in webm and they gradually had to admit defeat (the same thing happened in the early 2000's with using cell phones and laptops on planes.)

      Similarly, McDonald's used to mass make their burgers and keep them under a heat lamp around this time until the health department started cracking down on it. They would they're a shit fit if you asked them to take it out and do no pickles or etc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you ever try the McDLT? Was it as good as some anons here claim?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many tours OP?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did two tours at Dennys, back in 2014 and 2016. It fricking changed me, man. I still get the nightmares.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not easy. I myself did a long tour at the McDonald's right outside a movie theatre. Fridays and Saturdays truly sorted the men from the boys. My squad became a real force under my command, let me tell you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank You for you're service

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, well don’t you dare fricking forget it civvy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say i was a civvie you deep fried crayon eater

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nfg

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those scenarios that you make up in your head just to get angry at something. Nothing like this has ever happened in the US. Any diner that serves toast as part of any meal would be willing to either substitute the toast or sell it separately.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live near that diner

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love eggs but now i can't eat them anymore, I have no idea why but just the smell of them makes me wanna gag

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop licking your gfs disgusting c**t and maybe eggs will go back to being appetizing. Hope that helps anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't go down on my gf

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          then why does everyone else?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was a boring snoozefest. Just ends with him hitchhiking to Alaska with a gay truck driver

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Order from the menu or get the frick out. It's that simple.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no substitutions
    Is putting a fricking tomato on the plate really that much of a hassle. He doesn't have to cook the potatoes. The place is actually saving money by doing this.

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