>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

who the frick did this fricking piece of shit think he was?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making this thread everyday?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically the best meme since "for you"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's given me an answer yet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a customer who placed an order that complied with the rules and was rudely threatened with getting kicked out. He responded in a language that wagies might understand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      im convinced that a significant amount of the people who make threads on this site are actually insane

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all basic b***h food from a diner and the wagie threw a hissy fit because he broke her mind.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just eating plain tomatoes presumably sliced or diced by themselves

    Disgusting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw this negative opinion about tomatoes on multiple boards. Does anyone know who posts this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get some salt and pepper on em and they're a 12/10 meal side

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You either live in some shithole off an interstate ramp or a city. Good tomatoes are incredible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating tomatoes in any way that isn't just "raw" and still cold from the fridge
      I'm starting to think 99% of you are just poor soulless fricking Black person trash.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a dick, but ultimately he found a compromise by getting that sandwich and holding all the ingredients but still getting charged for the full sandwich.
    She was in the wrong not accepting that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was being an unreasonable prick for no reason and she didn't want to stoop to his level. Why did he need wheat toast so fricking bad? Just eat the fricking English muffin man, it tastes fine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She told him his original order didn't comply with the rules. He changed his order to comply with the rules. What part of that was unreasonable?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spending like, three minutes trying to wriggle around the rules instead of just ordering something off the menu like a grownup is unreasonable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He ordered everything off the menu and it complied with the rules. He even agreed to pay more for something he wasn't getting. The entire exchange took less than 90 seconds.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stoop to his level of ordering within the confines of the menu to get what he wants?

        Spending like, three minutes trying to wriggle around the rules instead of just ordering something off the menu like a grownup is unreasonable.

        Yeah, but he offered a completely reasonable compromise that would get him off her back. A trve wagie would've accepted that and moved on because they don't want to spend other second dealing with them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he crossed the line when he made the "hold the chicken between your legs" comment, thats when she told them to get out

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's only after she didn't agree to his compromise.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              she didn't say no, she just snidely repeated his pissant request

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it's not agreeing either. In fact THAT is stooping to his level.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd like an ass, no pain, horse wiener instead, a fat load, and wheat toast.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd like 2 loaves of bread, a cucumber, 3 heads of cabbage, a cantaloupe, 2 carrots and a cup of tea
    do boomers really go out to eat shit like this

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad brings up this scene at least once a month. There's something about it that speaks to impotent boomers

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would've asked for a chicken fried steak with green beans and mashed potatoes with onion gravy and put a gun on the table before that ugly old b***h opened her c**t mouth to reneg.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A normal customer making a reasonable request at a diner.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLEAN IT UP JANNY!

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