>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

what the FRICK was his problem?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he wanted a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No substitutions.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he hated the irish

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was hanging out with women who egged on a conflict with a woman.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t he just get tomatoes in his omelette?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the same type of person also walk in to a clothes store and ask for a specific shirt, but no collar, patterned instead of plain, a different sort of wool and in a totally different colour?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is possibly the worst and most moronic analogy I've read in all my life.
      Food is cooked when ordering.
      Clothes aren't manufactured when people want them on a retail store.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, people go into clothing stores and ask: Do you have this shirt in yellow? Where do you shop?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good meal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That actually does look pretty good, why a plain omelette though?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        White people can't handle flavor.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a plain omelette? Does he mean scrambled eggs?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans offended he didn't get a side order of biscuits and gravy

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stuffy turtleneck sweater was getting to him

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a homosexual c**t who can't understand that workers at diners don't give a frick about your autistic deviations. Don't like it? Frick off to Asperger King.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy to think the Hey Mickey girl's in this scene

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, imagine requesting a simple order at a roadside diner. What the frick was he thinking?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy eats at a diner in ever one of his movies

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not asking for extra fecal matter

    There will be fecal matter in anything you order anyway. They have lots to spare.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a purely American phenomena? In the UK I we just look at the menu and don't bother asking to modify it out of a sense of guilt. Don't wanna give the wait staff and chef too much to think about. What is it about the American mind that makes you think you're entitled to frick around with their menu?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cook me something but don't add the garbage on the side
      >AHH ALL THESE MODIFICATIONS I'M GOING INSANE
      He was 100% in the right, and the c**t was just being difficult. She was happy to bring him a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast while holding everything but the chicken and the toast, and then she gets mad when he tells her to hold the chicken as well.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he should've taken it up with the management, it's not her fault. you're the type of person to yell at a bus driver for being late

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not her job. It's not her fault. You sound like an insufferable c**t

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have gone to BK where you can have it your way.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds delicious, could use some bacon

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a spoiled rich boy larping as a working stiff, but carries his snobbery everywhere he goes
    Tale as old as time

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