>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
who was this fricking piece of shit trying to impress exactly?
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>plain omelette
So scrambled eggs.
>no potatoes, tomatos instead
That's a really odd request and it's rare any establishment will serve you plain tomatoes.
>cup of coffee
I don't see any problem here.
>wheat toast
Unless they don't carry wheat bread, anywhere that serves toast should have no problem serving him this.
>That's a really odd request and it's rare any establishment will serve you plain tomatoes.
They put them on salads just fine. The guy just wants some scrambled eggs rolled over with some slices of tomatoes next to it and some wheat toast and a cup of coffee. Its the most boring but simple plate you could probably ask for and she says they can't do it
Two slices of tomato and some scrambled eggs. How fricking hard is that?
I'm not arguing that the waitress is right. She's a complete c**t. He is just weird for what he ordered. She should have just rolled her eyes and given him his food.
>She should have just rolled her eyes and given him his food.
The menu clearly says no substitutions.
Sounds gross. He’s in the wrong for wanting tomatoes on his eggs in the first place. No accounting for shit taste.
You're objectively incorrect. My Waffle Home order is the breasts.
As follows:
>omelette with cheese, mushrooms, and tomatoes
>two slices bacon
>hashbrowns with cheese, chili, onions, and jalapeños
>white toast
>OJ
>black coffee
This will save you fricking life from a hangover at 6am.
Sometimes I just go fricking berserk and get the hash browns with the sausage gravy AND the chili
Haven't tried that. How is it?
That's 2000 calories, fat frick.
>chili cheese for breakfast
>loaded >>>hash browns in any scenario
c'mon I love slop as much as the next guy but grow up
It's not hard by itself, but it's a nuisance when you're cooking for a large number of people and if every customer has a special custom order it's a nightmare.
Having been a chief throughout my twenties I can tell you it's really not, they probably just staff like shit and don't wanna hire people that can actually think, because they would have to pay them more.
>tomatoes at breakfast is an odd request
Ah I see you are American.
>baked beans for breakfast
god you brits are disgusting
BEANZ goes with everything, you disgusting colonizer.
dis homie eatin beans
>black girl in the front row
>"Damn, u a'ight yt boi"
love beans we do
fricking hell, what did brits eat before they shipped potatoes and beans from the new world?
clitoris'
cabbage
Rocks, that's why evolved teeth ready to be broken.
English food y'know. Spag bol, chicken tikka, chinese etc
ywnbaw
>Yeah can I get literally 14 tomatoes, a whole tin of beans and nine fricking mushrooms please
Frick off
vegetables are healthy
>fruit, fungi, legumes
And none of those things are vegetables moron
you heard
nobody in the world eats that for breakfast
Tf you talking about I'd eat both plates in one sitting
there's nothing you bring to the world worth wasting that manyressources, rethink your ways
The beans ruin that shit for me everytime
feel the same way about pancakes tbqh. pancakes with eggs and bacon? tf is wrong with you?
they should be on the side in a bowl not getting bean juice all over the rest of it
you use the rest of it to mop up the bean juice
you use the toast but those beans aren't coming anywhere near my eggs, fricking hate bean juice touching my eggs
>they should be on the side in a bowl not getting bean juice all over the rest of it
You sound like an absolute poofter.
Beans are the backbone of a fry-up.
Another hipster homosexual.
Our Empire relocated to the Americas. How's it working out for them?
bean belong on the side you homosexual
I'm neither American nor British and the American one is better.
The british one looks more like some weird dinner than something you'd have for breakfast
>No chips
>Too many tomatoes
Disgusting.
fat frick
It's Americans who are disgusting for making baked beans taste like a dessert.
>I see you are American
So is Jack Nicholson, which makes it an odd request
In southern states, sliced tomatoes would be available at most mom and pop breakfast establishments.
le falta arroz y ya esta completo, dejate de joder
>beans
Fricking ew.
THIS homie EATIN BEANS
How's brexit going for your homosexual country? The sun set on your empire almost 100 years ago.
a plain omelette is not scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs are formless and fluffy, while an omelette is denser and flat.
So what kind of psychopath orders a plain omelette? Isn't that just eggs? Why not dress it up with some mushrooms or steak or even fricking ketchup?
You wouldn’t get it
>There are people ITT, right now, that think a plain omelette and scrambled eggs are the same thing
>Tried to order tomatoes as an acidic balance to the rich eggs cooked in butter
>"Why didn't he order tomato-flavored corn syrup sauce?"
Learn2food
omelette
>So scrambled eggs.
How did you ever figure that?
>plain omelette
>So scrambled eggs.
I spit on you kid
Could you make it any more obvious you're a civvie? Jesus, don't speak on things you don't understand. I lost one of my squadmates to a fryer spill back in '16 after an unauthorized substitution order no one stopped.
>So scrambled eggs.
literally stopped reading there, you are moronic anon
He's right though. An omlette is just scrambled eggs made to stick to one another and smoothed like a pancake
a steak is just minced meat that hasn't been minced.
people die when they are killed
It's a false allegory, you need to scramble eggs to make an omelets but you don't use mince to make steal.. so your wrong.
you whisk the eggs then pour, you don't scramble them. if you did you'd end up with scrambled eggs rather than an omelette
Yes. You whisk them before hotting them up on the stove. If you did it while eggs were hot it would become scrambled.
Your moronic. Salisbury is steak tartar which is raw mince, no such thing as a hamburger steak. Either its a party made from mince or its a peace of meat between two buns.
What the frick are you talking about, calling mincemeat as an ingredient ‘tartare’ and then saying you just can’t make a Salisbury steak out of ground beef. Why do you insist on saying this shit
I'm saying mince and steak are two different meat types. You can't call minced meat a steak, you can make mince from a steak but then it's no longer a steak. Tartar means raw in French, not to be confused with tartar sauce which is tomato sauce mixed with mayonnaiseand used for fish dishes. Steak tartar and tartar sauce are not linked at all. What more way is their to simplify it?
I never mentioned tartar sauce, I only said tartare, you cretin, and I said it to criticize your hate-brained comments about cooking all the way from ‘you have to make a scramble first to make an omelette’ to ‘you can’t make salisbury steak with ground beef’ to the sheer pretentiousness of insisting on calling the minced meat that goes into a Salisbury steak ‘tartare’. You’re like one brain cell trying to show off but you can’t make a complete thought
he's trolling you fricking moron
same with this guy
Frick you. You Black person. You are rude as frick. I'm a great armature chef. Learn the lingo. Youre need to re read what I an saying
Hare-brained
>what are salisbury and hamburger steaks
Who's the moron now?
Oh my god you actually think ‘scrambled’ is when you beat the eggs in a bowl before you put it in the pan, don’t you? Those are just beaten eggs. Scrambling is specifically when you keep stirring it over the heat, which you don’t do for an omelette. Stupid
Rude. You're reading comprehension is so shit that you are agreeing with me. It's literally what I said. One is beating it outside the pan and the other is beating it in the pan. Same thing except if you want scrambled eggs you beat the eggs when they get hot. Have you never cooked eggs?
No, don’t try to pull that shit on me. You said you have to scramble the eggs to make an omelette, the only way you think that is if you think beating the egg is scrambling it, which it’s not. The only reason you’re saying all this is to cover up what the way you said an omelette is scrambled eggs
Whisking fast = Scrambling. Don't try to gaslight me with you homosexualry. You can use as much innuendos as you want but stirring, shaking, whisking can create an omelette or scrambled eggs depending on where and when you do it in the cooking steps.
Wrong! There’s whisking and beating! Never in your life have you seen a recipe that calls for ‘one scrambled egg’ to be mixed in, unless of course it’s fried rice which actually calls for a scrambled cooked egg. Scrambled is the entire cooking process. Fact
Look up the deposition of the words and you'll see you wrong.
Look up scrambled eggs! It doesn’t mean raw beaten eggs! Frick you!
Take what you said and h[eat] it = same thing asshoal
The heating is the scrambling! It’s a method of stirring beaten eggs while cooking them so the egg has a scrambled texture, distinct from an omelette which has no stirring!!!
Someone needs to beat your ass and scramble your brains.
tbf if your doing it like Marco you "scramble" them in the pan
Gordon ramsay can't make scrambled eggs to save his life. I'd choose MPW any day
based marco enjoyer
It's my choice.
he does pretty much the same thing when making an omelet its really good, so is his scrambled eggs, once you get the technique down it is the only way you ever have your scramble
scrambled eggs are not an omelette can we pls get past this stupidity on your part (am now just realising this might be a Cinemaphile meme i'm falling for)
I'm not that anon you idiot, look up MPW making a scramble and him making an omelet its pretty much the exact same steps, I don't beat or whisk my eggs for either an omelet or scrambled they get cracked straight into the pan/pot
yes, but the end result is not the same thing
no not at all you are getting confused read the chain back and you'll see where I came in it was here
i see. apologies.
>pretty much the same steps
Frick you! Who cares!
I think we all do thats why we've been debating this for the last hour
>a steak is meat
>problem serving him this.
Stopped reading there...
She doesn't make the rules, anon
/thread
Saving this for when this thread is reposted again
scrambled eggs, tomatoes, coffee, wheat toast, pretty normie. I like white bread in sandwiches, but for toast, I like how wheat toast taste with a lot of butter, wheat toast maintains more texture when soaked in butter versus white bread.
Did you even watch the following scene?
Yeah and I'd like the queen of England to Tim my butthole. Order something on the fricking menu buddy.
what are eggs "sunny side up"?
Its when you crack an egg into the pan and cook it, but you don't mix up the yolk with egg white. So its a white little circle with the orange yolk in the middle, as if it sun in the middle of a white sky
so it's a fried egg?
Yes and no. You ask for a fried egg theyll cook the shit out of the yolk ruining it.
weird. over here on dreary pakistan rock you would never molest or overcook a fried egg.
If you ask for your egg "over medium" they won't cook the shit out of it.
do restaurants also automatically overdo steaks?
You know they do, because steak homosexuals ask for their shit rare when they really mean medium.
absolutely haram
>IT'S FOCKING RAW
frick off gordon you hack
lol they even called the beef pie a shepherd's pie when he gave a waitress so much shit in one episode for calling it that
>so much shit
Gordon does a proper microwave scran
>shepherd's pie
>ground beef
YOU FRICKING DONKEY
YOU'RE HAVING A FRICKING LAUGH OR WHAT? YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS
Heh... now thats what do you call a cow lying down. ground beef
You don't flip it
the sky is blue silly
Nta but since you're an eggspert.. hehe, no really, what is "easy over"? Also, why do they call some of the options poached eggs? We're they captured in the wild?
This kid is frickin moronic. Sunny side is a specific type of fried egg, not just a fried egg.
Sunny side up is an egg that is fried but not flipped, so the yolk remains bright yellow and only one side of the egg is hard cooked and set. Over easy eggs are eggs that are fried and flipped, so that both sides are hard cooked, but the "easy" implies that the egg won't be cooked for very long so that the yolk remains runny. Over medium and over hard are fried eggs that are flipped and cooked for longer amounts of time so that the yolk gets more and more solid.
who the frick flips a fried egg?
Civilized people whose parents loved them.
People that like runny yolks but not uncooked white, because plain uncooked egg white is kind of gross?
what has gone wrong in your life?
0/10 would salt and flip
A lot of things, but learning to enjoy the wet dog smell and taste of uncooked albumen is not one of them
I like to make congee, and I'll happily crack a raw egg into a piping hot bowl and mix it around, and I'm not even Asian. I'll even do it with certain soups like split pea or chicken and dumpling, if I'm feeling racy. But I'm not doing raw egg white on its own, bucko
Needs to be turned
Poached eggs are eggs caught in the wild same as free range
Stoll don't get why you call it over hard vs just hard or sunny side up, but hard. What's sunny side up with a hard yellow?
so pretentious over easy eggs
A poached egg is an egg that is cracked into a pot of hot water and is simmered until cooked. The yolk is usually left runny.
That makes no sense. The egg will just dissolve in the water
Civilian
You’re upsetting me
first of all no
but second of all, to help the egg stay together better, a little vinegar is added to the water (because of chemistry) and you spin the water around making a little whirlpool, this makes the egg stay together in the middle because of centrifugal forces
If you keep the shell on and wait 2 minutes youre won't need to make such a mess or risk it
Over easy means the yolk is soft and runny.
Poached eggs aren't fried, you crack them into boiling water.
This would never happen though
you'd be surprised how many morons think its acceptable to order whatever they feel like from a restaurant and then complain when theyre told to order from the menu
not everyone is smart and a lot of people arent capable of abstract thought
I love thinly veiled Cinemaphile threads so fricking much
I like my eggs fried over hard with lots of salt and pepper because I am based.
Me. I'm in love with every role Nicholson has ever played.
ever seen The Last Detail? Definitely an underrated Nicholson flick.
I liked it. Thanks, anon.
He's at a table with three ladies, and based on numbers, one of them was probably impressed.
I want a sneed a feed and a pound of weed. Hold the tomatoes.
>makes requests at a diner
Just order what's on the fricking menu, you c**t.
THAT'S NOT EVEN ON THE MENU
FRICKING CIVILIANS AHHHHHHHHH
Do chefs really call people civilians? Struggle to imagine anything more cringe.
I know a lot of chefs and I’ve never heard civilian used. I don’t live in America tho
It's a meme. Never heard it used and I worked in kitchens for 4 years.
Comes from cooks who did service in wars, it's because grunts would eat up any kind of slop you throw at them but civillians only complain.
Yes. Life on the line is very similar to live fire combat, mentally and emotionally. I know you're joking, but you can frick off. Having both served in combat and on the line, your joke is in bad taste.
If you do it while there's a line going out the door and the place is swamped then you're an butthole
If it's slow and the front of house writes it down and explains it sufficiently then frick it, I don't care, why not
But you have no right to complain afterwards if it comes out wrong, you're already overstepping boundaries
More importantly it's the cook's right to decide, the waitress has no right to gatekeep shit
Maybe the waitress knows the cook and already knows from experience he'll say to frick off.
As if a true chef doesn't make fricked up concoctions with the ingredients for their shift meal all the time
Overcoming functional fixedness is a sign of intelligence
>Overcoming functional fixedness is a sign of intelligence
Restaurants operate on razor-thin margins. If you're netting 5% you're doing well. Maybe this place specifically orders in just enough food for each day and for each plate, which isn't unusual. If a diner expects to sell 50 hamburger deluxe plates every day (a hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion for you plebs), and only has enough tomatoes for those 50 burgers, you don't get to deny someone tomato on their burger because you wanted some with your omelette.
This is why pizza places overcharge like crazy on customisations.
What? Pizza places charge so much becauae they can. Pizza is dirt cheap to make
well he evidently left an impression on you since you're making this shit thread like a little whiney c**t.
Ordering off menu is such a homosexual thing to do, especially some hick diner. Pick something you like from the menu or order a coffee and eat somewhere else. Don't throw a tantrum like a child. Alternatively if you don't mind being gauche just offer money.
I say if you want something cooked especially for you exactly how you like it, ask your fricking mother to do it
>>I'd like a plain omelette
Pffff...hahahahaa.... yeah okay homosexual.
>no potatoes, tomatoes instead
No frick you. No tomatoes allowed. I'll get you a glass of water instead. Same thing.
>a cup of coffee
Do you want sugar and cream too, b***h?
>and wheat toast.
The frick is a wheat toast? Go frick yourself, moron. You're gettin rye.
> I'll get you a glass of water instead. Same thing.
A moment of silence for this corn golem that's never had a proper tomato
>corn golem
>Do you want sugar and cream too, b***h
Yeah but not too much sugar.
Coming right up, sweetie.
Just take his order and then spit in his food. It'll probably taste better that way anyway.
Buncha American cooks ITT revealing what gays they are compared to European chefs.
best thread on Cinemaphile right now
Gonna have to ask all the shit skins and sirs to leave this thread and stay off the white man's internet.
If you need egg styles explained to you, you're a moronic third worlder.
They were diving.
He was trying not to get a carb crash so he wouldn't feel tired
There are only 3 reasons to deny this request.
>you can't handle it
You're too stupid to be a server.
>you don't want to handle it
If you refuse to handle this very simple alteration to the set menu, your business has no place serving paying customers and you deserve to go out of business and lose your job.
>you don't have the food
Only reasonable refusal.
I decide what the frick comes in and out of my kitchen. You don't like it ? go fricking somwhere else, my business is doing very well thank you, don't need your insufferable ass in there
>You don't like it ? go fricking somwhere else
Yep, will do. Cya.
that's what I thought
>t. Fat, poorly tattooed line cook
> If you refuse to handle this very simple alteration to the set menu, your business has no place serving paying customers and you deserve to go out of business and lose your job
This consumer voodoo is so pathetic. Literally daydreaming your fat ass eating breakfast into some curse and power play, it doesn’t mean anything. Is this what happens when you spend your day advertised to in front of a tv that doesn’t listen?
The restaurant in question doesn't allow alterations or substitutions and the customer is sitting in from of a giant neon sign indicating this.
the heat from the pan cooks the egg
huh and all this time I thought it was the pixies
pixy?
haven't seen that one in years
my man
Why do you weirdos turn everything into cringe
Some of y’all cooking some nasty ass eggs, it’s despicable
here you go just do it like this
The Academy
Why do white people hate spicy foods?
They don't. White people conquered half the planet for spice. The only people who say that are minorities who's only exposure to "white food" is prison food and school lunch.
If you don't order off the menu you're a dick. Simple as.
Alright Cinemaphile, have you ever sperged out at a restaurant?
not after my balls dropped, no
What's the difference between a plain omelette and a non plain omelette in America?
>pull in to get some food because hungry
>cause a ruckus over some petty shit
>leave without eating
>still hungry
GG bro
Has anyone in these threads ever watched the whole movie
The rest of it is way more serious and somber, this is the only funny scene
>americas most celebrated food (dem beanz)
>americans hate them
Our most celebrated food is the hamboiga
you didnt invent that one tho (unlike dem beanz)
I don't care who invented it, it belongs to us
you get beanz (dem, dey) and texas bbq (which is on my bucket list of things to try before i die it looks fricking fantastic)
>who was this fricking piece of shit trying to impress exactly?
his colon. clearly you've never enjoyed a healthy firm shit
>10+ hour long thread on Cinemaphile
Remarkable. Has the board slowed down?
>pancakes and bacon on one plate
>scrambled eggs, beans and tomatoes on the other
I call it the “full moron” breakfast