I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 touchdowns
    1 game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now he can't recognize a fan
      Sad really

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        even his own generation, they keep asking to take selfies with him and he gamely goes along with it, asking his assistant later who the hell that was

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Madonna's starting to show her age

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the net!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In war, it’s good guys Vs bad guys. In “passion”? Losing your emotions and killing somebody? You don’t get see the difference?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, what the hell went wrong with Mike Myers? He really was something special.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my assumption was that he must have always been up his own ass a bit but had other people reeling him in up to a point. Carvey seems much more down to earth despite them reaching similar levels of fame.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carvey also destroyed his career, but he did it much earlier:

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  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because we live in a state.(aka violence monopoly)

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this guy put his hand in his pants while watching TV? When watching this series as a child, I asked my uncle what it meant and he said "You'll know when you're old enough" but I'm 35 and still don't know.

    He wasn't fapping was he?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you married with children and have a shitty job?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just feels comfy. That is all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do this so much that I have to stop myself from doing it around people. you're not touching your dick you're just tucking your hand in your pants. it feels good

        My brothers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't actually let him shove his hand down his pants to grab/rearrange his junk every episode so they just put the fingers in his pants. A savvy audience would notice this and see how any part the hand going in the pants is pushing TV boundaries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peg kept it cold in the house.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always assumed it was that he was scratching his balls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this so much that I have to stop myself from doing it around people. you're not touching your dick you're just tucking your hand in your pants. it feels good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the television version of sitting around watching television while scratching your balls.
      And some men will sit around and actually idle fondle their crotch while watching television (in a non-sexual way).

      It's fricking gross.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And some men will sit around and actually idle fondle their crotch while watching television
        i do that on the computer (right now)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the worst, because itll start with me having a cheeky little fap, but eventually something will be mentioned or linked, and before you know im nursing half a chub to keep it going, but 73 pages deep into aviation accidents by body toll
          >yeah yeah little buddy, ill get back to you, just....chill.
          then suddenly its 4 am. frick.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I usually just lightly pat my butthole and smell my fingers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do it too it's comfy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      as others have said, comf. same thing while im trying to sleep, i put both hands into the waisstband of my shorts, the elastic holding them in place just seems to work

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's so his belt won't chafe without requiring him to remove or unbuckle it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is extremely comfy.
      >t. Guy who does it quite often

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up Peg.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I was going to file a grievance with the union

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if it wasn't then the crown would have to imprison it's own soldiers and then basically lose any war by default of having imprisoned it's own armies

    I hate poignant but trite prosal redundancies that are obviously moronic

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