I'd read an ongoing comic starring these strawmen.
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I'd read an ongoing comic starring these strawmen.
I'd read an ongoing comic starring these strawmen.
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Why is every object being held by someone's hands bigger then it needs to be
homie
>bigger than it needs to be
No such thing as a knife or gun that's "too big".
Look at that book in the last panel, no wonder they have huge hands if your books are going to be that big.
The girl's book isn't weapon-sized.
>The girl's book
You mean "The bawd's Guide to Fricking for Satan," by Lucy Fir?
I'd read a comic starring the monkey on the Tshirt, he looks badass
It's a comic-within-a-comic like Tales of the Black Freighter.
>Ancestor has just defeated hundreds of foes,
>Two babes on the floor hold on to his legs
>One of the fallen goons looks up
>Gasps out "H-how? How did you defeat so many of us?"
>Ancestor looks down.
>"Survival of the fittest."
starts playing
My ancestor 🙂
Only if the bawd (who needs more tattoos by the way) corrupts the fundie boy and steals his purity.
>MY ANCESTOR
Why does the monkey on his Shirt look like the incel meme?
Does it?
>we're putting together a team!
>MY ANCESTOR, the brainy leader, has the power of being evolved from a monkey, also has a pistol
>DRUGS SKULL, the sharpshooter, shoots as straight as his mohawk, manspreads at all time and hasn't stopped in years, even in his sleep
>SEX, the team frickdoll, keeps a list of everyones fetishes to write weird porn about later
>GARRY, no one really knows why he's here, bald, has a knife, will cut you deep
>against the evil forces of:
>THE PRINCIPAL, the evil mastermind, likes little boys
>THE HALL MONITOR, the right hand man, hunts little boys for the Principal
>JESSE, a little boy, he's so gonna get raped
This western adaptation of Cromartie High School looks awesome.
That twink's getting obliterated. Probably by baldy while the girl watches.
those t shirt s are actually Cinemaphile. the 'drugs' one looks kinda anti drugs, too.
That girl needs to use her pussy to corrupt the bible boy.
This is actually correct, though.
stop cosplaying, you aren't religious. because that would imply you were capable of sincerely believing in anything.
>stop cosplaying, you aren't religious. because that would imply you were capable of sincerely believing in anything.
The basic theme of my idea for an ongoing with similar characters in the OP.
I'd also have romance between the Sex girl and the Bible boy because I want to self insert as the girl.
Why were boomers so buttmad about school prayer?
The drugs t-shirt actually have the universal sign of death under the "Drugs" part, so actually, the boy is part of an anti-drug gang, hearing there is a drug dealer causing problems in his school, calls help from his friends.
First they had to take the SEX girl somewhere safe, and her lecture about sex orientation and birth control had to be cancelled.
Meanwhile the nerd was trying to read a giant book of pedophilic interracial porn, and for that he was arrested.
Thought that was Gollum on the shirt for a second
Why does that image make me laugh so hard?
I guarantee there's an episode of batman beyond with all of these characters