You guys know this motherfricker is someone's dad right? Imagine having to bring this fat alcoholic sack of dog shit to parent teacher conferences or having him chaperone your 8th grade trip to your state capitol building, drunk off his ass talking about earth rocking and making up languages. Doesn't he realize that he's got more than his own shitty life to look after? He's got a wife and a child, how the frick are they gonna make money and survive if Bam drinks himself to death? Is she gonna get a job at Burger King? With her 12 tackle box rings? Yeah right. What about his parents? They're getting up there in age. It won't be long before God forbid Phil needs daily help or April has a bad fall or something. How in the frick is Bam gonna take care of them in their old age? He's certainly not gonna be helping his parents get on and off the toilet when they can no longer walk.
At this point he's just being greedy. I'd be mortified if I were a useless piece of shit who gets wasted all day and my child, wife, mom, dad, and the entire world is just waiting for me to die. I would do anything to not let that happen. I guess he really just doesn't care anymore.
Bam is not allowed around his family anymore because he doesn't want to be a father. He had his choice during covid and chose to be a homeless alcoholic. His kid will remember him but Phil is already stepping into the "dad" role and will effectively take care of him. Bam won't be regarded as his father and, if things continue, by the end of next year he will loose custody.
>He's got a wife and a child, how the frick are they gonna make money and survive if Bam drinks himself to death?
Since day 1 all of Bam's money was put into a trust managed by his father, Phil. Because of this his fortune still exists, as his ability to access it is limited. Even if Bam were to sue for control, Phil would probably win because Bam's career is over and he'd have to split it with his wife anyway. Because his parents side with his wife, there's no way he'd ever get the whole pot back. Even if he did, his wife cleaned herself up enough to have a job (and live in Bam's old house, ironically) whereas Bam would destroy his money quickly and die. The money would just go back to his wife anyway through his will, which was also written by Phil.
Pretty much. I don't think fame and fortune was what killed Bam, he would have always ended up with a substance abuse problem, but being #1 for so long warped his sense of self and prevents him from just being a normal person who does normal boring things. He needs activity and his body can't handle it in his middle age. Lots of athletes end up this way too, and to Bam's credit he was (effectively) an athlete during his Jackass days. He uses drugs because it keeps him awake and active like he used to be. He also can't handle becoming fat like Phil, it's why he's bulimic. Between both of these he won't live long, the human body can't handle the sorts of stress drugs put on it (especially the cheap shit Bam is undoubtedly using) without a sufficient nutritional intake. Hence the extended rehab stay because Phil knows fully cutting him off would actually kill him.
He couldn't handle becoming Tony Hawk. Say what you want about him but he's at least a well-adjusted adult cruising into an easy retirement.
>He couldn't handle becoming Tony Hawk. Say what you want about him but he's at least a well-adjusted adult cruising into an easy retirement.
There's nothing bad to say at all about Tony Hawk. Legitimate genius who made bank as a teenager, had some years in the sun during which he made a shitton more money, now has a happy little family in his 50s while still practicing his hobby and being more athletic than most people half his age. Is generally affable about the fact that his glory years are behind him, and unlike some of his peers never got brain damage. There are several American dreams, and Tony Hawk is living one of them.
Why does Bam need to get "Clean" ??? That's what those chucklefricks over at paramount wanted for him to do to get on the Jackoff movie. Well how'd that work out for him? Pretty great actually since that movie fricking sucked and he's probably pretty fricking happy he wasn't in it.
Frick getting sober for a bunch of clowns who're morons. That's all water under the bridge now anyway. If you want to get sober you do it for yourself or Jesus. NOT for a bunch of moronic clowns who just want to make a buck and to stay relevant. If anything Bam needs to drink more alcohol, take more drugs, and party even harder. Pussies slow down.
Jackass is over. What Jackass was can't exist in the Internet era. Instead of moving on to something else like Steve-O did Bam kept trying to continue a stale meme.
But really the truth is, if Bam was in any way intelligent or capable he'd stop partying and make something new. This would require him to stop drinking, stop doing drugs, and plan something out. He can't do this because he didn't graduate high school and also didn't want his GED or college. And since he made that decision, he has nothing else to do because he has no other skills. Can't even drive uber due to the multiple DUIs.
deron crowdfunding a few years ago and raised like 20k bam could do way more than that
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That was for an album.
2 years ago
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and its for an album for deron in a new band, imagine what bam could draw for a new movie and being bam, bam is way more popular than karen miller
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I don't know dude, I think it's time to let that shit go. They're all in their 40's now.
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never let ur childhood and what u love go
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I think there's a time for that too, and you've clearly passed it.
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whp the frick are u?
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go to bed bam, I don't know what's sadder your drug addiction or that you're using Cinemaphile now. Did you find this place through kiwifarms?
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im a bam fan not bam u prob wish u could talk to bam
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I probably could given that I also live in Florida and could talk my way into a rehab center with free pizza. And given choices Bam has made, I could probably see him face to face if I had a bag full of uppers and some whiskey.
I was a hardcore CKY fan and I now have grandchildren. Bam's a rocker, and he's going to die like a rocker. If he was smarter about this he could go back to directing Clutch videos, or just do music video production in general. Most record labels are willing to tolerate a coked out producer so long as deadlines are met, and Bam is a skilled photographer - enough to know what sells anyway.
Pure cope. Big Brother puts out their second video featuring Knoxville doing stunts a full year before the first CKY. The truth is that skate crews were doing similar shit at similar times across the country. Jackass or something like it was an inevitability because it was a cultural accretion. Convergent cultural evolution. Not to mention that the real brains/talent behind CKY was DiCamillo anyway.
>Big Brother puts out their second video featuring Knoxville doing stunts a full year before the first CKY
Doing flat shot stunts with no music or fancy editing. Most of the Jackass show was CKY with different music put in. CKY was jackass. Big Brother wasn’t.
The Steve-O podcast with Bam was really sad from all angles. The first thing that annoyed me was Steve-O being holier than thou and just generally being a condescending piece of shit to Bam, his "friend." I've had friends like that before, who think they are better than you to the point of literally telling you how to live your life. Frick off. And then there is Bam, completely in denial about his addiction, and powerless to control it. Not even CLOSE to acceptance yet, he has a looong way to go to get to a good place, but Steve-O could never help him. The whole podcast was a depressing waste of time.
Yeah, the sobriety thing really revealed an ugly side of him. He literally thinks he is some kind of guru now, who can speak on what you should do with your life with absolute certainty. Seriously hate the guy now.
Yeah, the sobriety thing really revealed an ugly side of him. He literally thinks he is some kind of guru now, who can speak on what you should do with your life with absolute certainty. Seriously hate the guy now.
To be fair Steve-O was a huge drug user, it just seems like his drug use was different from Bam. Steve-O used drugs the somewhat healthy way, which is when you get high because you're partying and like to get fricked up. He def fricked himself by doing too much nitrous and whatnot, but it seems like he would party hard then just smoke weed and recover and be like "lmao that was crazy bro I got so fricked up".
Bam seems like the more dangerous kind. The drug user who is a legitimate addict and does drugs to escape from their reality of being a depressed, sad person. Someone like Bam does drugs not so much because they like to get high, which they do, but because they enjoy not being sober. It's not about being high and feeling weird sensations, it's just about not being sober. This is more dangerous, because someone like bam will use drugs until they die or go to jail. Hopefully he gets sober, not because I want to see him in another Jackass or anything, but just so that he doesn't die
he's currently getting sued by gearbox for leaking duke nuke forever so I doubt it
Randy should die
It's almost 2023, I'm just sayin'.
Lol no. The CKY crew wouldn't want to be a part of it.
He can find new people all the cky people ar eold and washed up anyway like the jackass guys
You guys know this motherfricker is someone's dad right? Imagine having to bring this fat alcoholic sack of dog shit to parent teacher conferences or having him chaperone your 8th grade trip to your state capitol building, drunk off his ass talking about earth rocking and making up languages. Doesn't he realize that he's got more than his own shitty life to look after? He's got a wife and a child, how the frick are they gonna make money and survive if Bam drinks himself to death? Is she gonna get a job at Burger King? With her 12 tackle box rings? Yeah right. What about his parents? They're getting up there in age. It won't be long before God forbid Phil needs daily help or April has a bad fall or something. How in the frick is Bam gonna take care of them in their old age? He's certainly not gonna be helping his parents get on and off the toilet when they can no longer walk.
At this point he's just being greedy. I'd be mortified if I were a useless piece of shit who gets wasted all day and my child, wife, mom, dad, and the entire world is just waiting for me to die. I would do anything to not let that happen. I guess he really just doesn't care anymore.
u are not in a earthrocking state pf mind and sound like a gay tbh
I want to take this picture and show it to Bam in 2004 and see if it changes the future somehow.
Of course he not in an earth rocking state of mind,he's not even a musician.
andrew stramburg isnt a musician
Oh...
Ok.
btfo
2 pump chump crew
Bam is not allowed around his family anymore because he doesn't want to be a father. He had his choice during covid and chose to be a homeless alcoholic. His kid will remember him but Phil is already stepping into the "dad" role and will effectively take care of him. Bam won't be regarded as his father and, if things continue, by the end of next year he will loose custody.
>He's got a wife and a child, how the frick are they gonna make money and survive if Bam drinks himself to death?
Since day 1 all of Bam's money was put into a trust managed by his father, Phil. Because of this his fortune still exists, as his ability to access it is limited. Even if Bam were to sue for control, Phil would probably win because Bam's career is over and he'd have to split it with his wife anyway. Because his parents side with his wife, there's no way he'd ever get the whole pot back. Even if he did, his wife cleaned herself up enough to have a job (and live in Bam's old house, ironically) whereas Bam would destroy his money quickly and die. The money would just go back to his wife anyway through his will, which was also written by Phil.
jess was the better child
Pretty much. I don't think fame and fortune was what killed Bam, he would have always ended up with a substance abuse problem, but being #1 for so long warped his sense of self and prevents him from just being a normal person who does normal boring things. He needs activity and his body can't handle it in his middle age. Lots of athletes end up this way too, and to Bam's credit he was (effectively) an athlete during his Jackass days. He uses drugs because it keeps him awake and active like he used to be. He also can't handle becoming fat like Phil, it's why he's bulimic. Between both of these he won't live long, the human body can't handle the sorts of stress drugs put on it (especially the cheap shit Bam is undoubtedly using) without a sufficient nutritional intake. Hence the extended rehab stay because Phil knows fully cutting him off would actually kill him.
He couldn't handle becoming Tony Hawk. Say what you want about him but he's at least a well-adjusted adult cruising into an easy retirement.
>He couldn't handle becoming Tony Hawk. Say what you want about him but he's at least a well-adjusted adult cruising into an easy retirement.
There's nothing bad to say at all about Tony Hawk. Legitimate genius who made bank as a teenager, had some years in the sun during which he made a shitton more money, now has a happy little family in his 50s while still practicing his hobby and being more athletic than most people half his age. Is generally affable about the fact that his glory years are behind him, and unlike some of his peers never got brain damage. There are several American dreams, and Tony Hawk is living one of them.
Why does Bam need to get "Clean" ??? That's what those chucklefricks over at paramount wanted for him to do to get on the Jackoff movie. Well how'd that work out for him? Pretty great actually since that movie fricking sucked and he's probably pretty fricking happy he wasn't in it.
Frick getting sober for a bunch of clowns who're morons. That's all water under the bridge now anyway. If you want to get sober you do it for yourself or Jesus. NOT for a bunch of moronic clowns who just want to make a buck and to stay relevant. If anything Bam needs to drink more alcohol, take more drugs, and party even harder. Pussies slow down.
who here earthrocks?
That washed out drugaddict can't even get 20 posters in a thread, and you think he can fill a theatre?
KYS hasbeen groupie
its 12 30 am on a tuesday night on a weaving board
Why don't you and Ban get a job?
ALMOST 20 AND FRICKIGN 23
Lol no. He's a frickin loser.
without Bam there is no Jackass
Jackass is over. What Jackass was can't exist in the Internet era. Instead of moving on to something else like Steve-O did Bam kept trying to continue a stale meme.
But really the truth is, if Bam was in any way intelligent or capable he'd stop partying and make something new. This would require him to stop drinking, stop doing drugs, and plan something out. He can't do this because he didn't graduate high school and also didn't want his GED or college. And since he made that decision, he has nothing else to do because he has no other skills. Can't even drive uber due to the multiple DUIs.
do u not know ho wmany die hard cky fans who are still out there who still listen to cky and derons band and would pay for a new cky movie
A lot of the cky cover band and derons fans are old enough to the point they don't care about another cKy video.
deron crowdfunding a few years ago and raised like 20k bam could do way more than that
That was for an album.
and its for an album for deron in a new band, imagine what bam could draw for a new movie and being bam, bam is way more popular than karen miller
I don't know dude, I think it's time to let that shit go. They're all in their 40's now.
never let ur childhood and what u love go
I think there's a time for that too, and you've clearly passed it.
whp the frick are u?
go to bed bam, I don't know what's sadder your drug addiction or that you're using Cinemaphile now. Did you find this place through kiwifarms?
im a bam fan not bam u prob wish u could talk to bam
I probably could given that I also live in Florida and could talk my way into a rehab center with free pizza. And given choices Bam has made, I could probably see him face to face if I had a bag full of uppers and some whiskey.
is that you bam? go get a job buddy
I was a hardcore CKY fan and I now have grandchildren. Bam's a rocker, and he's going to die like a rocker. If he was smarter about this he could go back to directing Clutch videos, or just do music video production in general. Most record labels are willing to tolerate a coked out producer so long as deadlines are met, and Bam is a skilled photographer - enough to know what sells anyway.
Frick off Steve.
Pure cope. Big Brother puts out their second video featuring Knoxville doing stunts a full year before the first CKY. The truth is that skate crews were doing similar shit at similar times across the country. Jackass or something like it was an inevitability because it was a cultural accretion. Convergent cultural evolution. Not to mention that the real brains/talent behind CKY was DiCamillo anyway.
DiCamillo was based but his own worst enemy because he wouldnt travel or play the corporate game
honestly that just makes him even more based
he was very based just saying his attitude would have prevented him being bigger than he was
>Big Brother puts out their second video featuring Knoxville doing stunts a full year before the first CKY
Doing flat shot stunts with no music or fancy editing. Most of the Jackass show was CKY with different music put in. CKY was jackass. Big Brother wasn’t.
frick jackflop
>If Bam stays clean
lmao. If I magically grow six inches overnight do you think I could pull more girls?
The Steve-O podcast with Bam was really sad from all angles. The first thing that annoyed me was Steve-O being holier than thou and just generally being a condescending piece of shit to Bam, his "friend." I've had friends like that before, who think they are better than you to the point of literally telling you how to live your life. Frick off. And then there is Bam, completely in denial about his addiction, and powerless to control it. Not even CLOSE to acceptance yet, he has a looong way to go to get to a good place, but Steve-O could never help him. The whole podcast was a depressing waste of time.
steve-o fricking sucks
Yeah, the sobriety thing really revealed an ugly side of him. He literally thinks he is some kind of guru now, who can speak on what you should do with your life with absolute certainty. Seriously hate the guy now.
To be fair Steve-O was a huge drug user, it just seems like his drug use was different from Bam. Steve-O used drugs the somewhat healthy way, which is when you get high because you're partying and like to get fricked up. He def fricked himself by doing too much nitrous and whatnot, but it seems like he would party hard then just smoke weed and recover and be like "lmao that was crazy bro I got so fricked up".
Bam seems like the more dangerous kind. The drug user who is a legitimate addict and does drugs to escape from their reality of being a depressed, sad person. Someone like Bam does drugs not so much because they like to get high, which they do, but because they enjoy not being sober. It's not about being high and feeling weird sensations, it's just about not being sober. This is more dangerous, because someone like bam will use drugs until they die or go to jail. Hopefully he gets sober, not because I want to see him in another Jackass or anything, but just so that he doesn't die
Remember when he just posted a pic of his dick with the caption "frick yeah"
Caption (earth) RAWKD
old bamheads know the sitch
party hard brothas