>If certain people see Furio, he's a dead man
>He had coffee in here, Tony! That's all
>YEAH AND NOW THE COFFEE MAKER SUCKS
I think this is the funniest exchange in the entire series
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They never said that
They did. Tony was just tried to make a big “gotcha” moment and came off like a reread
tonys me. I always come off as a reread when I try to be a gotcha big man.
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Tony and Carmela’s scene in college was the funniest for me
>what’d you do, play name that pope?
>yeah, I bet he gave you communion
>oh I didn’t mean to verge
>whoa whoa whoa, why'd you kill the dog?
>was it barking?
Sorry, I deleted season 4 5 and 6 from my hard drive. I can't participate in this thread.
>undah da boardwalk with a schlong in jan's mouth
The only thing Bobby did wrong was not going all the way.
wasted quads
even if you're married to the b***h brothers are always entitled to tear into her any time they want
not when he politely asks you to tone it down around him. tony loved antagonizing people
Bobby please. He's da baws of dis family
>Sacre bleuuu where's mi mamaa
This is the funiest moment in the show
for me it's the puertorican whoor kid shidding in the showers
literally had to pause because I was laughing so hard
hahahahaha i had to pause when phil transformed himself into a house but i remember the shower shitting scene lmao
>he was b-blowing the security guard
>OH!
>pitchin', not catchin'?
>HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL DO I GOTTA TAKE?
i didnt laugh at anything in this show until after reading commentaries and watching a second time
>ahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahh
He's just like me fr
Can someone edit the screen to be Paulie laughing at Paulie
Fricking Jason... he's dyslexic
Frick's that got to do with it?
>Fricking Tony. Four months I'm up there, like the Man in the Iron Mask. Not one visit. Not even a fricking phone call.
>Even before I left, he was treating me like the ugly girl at the dance. I'm sucking wind, and he's rolling in it with that fricking Christ killer.
Hesh?
Frickin' Zellman
I can't breathe. I'm picturing Paulie sweaty and out of breath on his knees looking up at tony smiling and rolling round in a pile of money with Zellman
Now there's an image!
The over here jokes are my favorite. Become way funnier when you get the reference
>who the frick are you, Ralph Bunche ova here?
>POPPPERS
>AND WEIRD SEX
>sacreu bleu where is me mama
>If certain people see Furio, he's a dead man
There's no way this is true, right? All the actual Italian gangsters mocked Tony and his crew the entire time they were over there.
No they didn't. They made that one crack about Paulie ordering pasta pummarol and being a classes pos
there was definitely a bounty out on furio, they already used actual italian hitmen
I fricking doubt it. Does an Italian mafia family really honor hits from some New Jersey buttholes? Furio was fricking mail ordered from the Italian mafia to do hits for Tony and then when he goes back to Italy they’re supposed to fricking kill Furio because the guy who called him in as a favor to clean up a mess, suddenly gets b***hy with him? They know Furio way better than Tony in the Italian Mob, I’m sure they properly knew that ignoring the fat homosexual’s baby request would result in nothing; which it did
There's no chance Furio got whacked by his own people.
He could have actually fricked carm and short of killing Tony, he would have been just fine.
Italian mob ho is doing business with Tony on stolen cars. Both making huge money on these.
If she's not very stupid she'll get rid of the Furio just to do business further.
>it's business not a popularity contest
Furio doesn’t have to be killed to keep that business going. All they have to do is say nothing and keep doing business, which is what they did, otherwise Tony would be cheering later in the show Furio got killed or disappeared, because the Italian mob would have told him not hat was the case if it was something they thought he had to be sure of for them to keep doing business.
Tony was being a baby b***h here throwing around empty threats like a b***h because his wife was literally trying to cheat on him
He probably didnt even tell the italians, just trying to frick with carmella
Yeah, which is still a b***h baby move of him. I mean sure it fricks with Carmela but Tony is literally dickless to handle Furio who he is actually pissed with for his wife being attracted to
FURIO?
PEW
AMERITECE
OOH
>he defeated king ghidorah is what he did
>he’s a brave radioactive dinosaur
>and in this house, Godzilla is a hero, end of story
>He's Chinese, Tony!
>Davey…………….. you’re doin a good job!
>I'm a registered nurse not maid
Did you offer him an aspirine?
> AIDS?!
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!!!!
>That's what this is you know, satanic black magic. Sick shit!
>Why do you keep talking about event planning? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
>IT'S LIKE A RESORT AT CAPTAIN TEEBS!
>Who's he?
>CAPTAIN WHO OWNS LUXURY HOTELS OR SOMETHIN'
Smoke he hires.. for his own mother