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If Disney gave you billions of dollars to burn what would you do?
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give everyone a raise
Go to Disneyland for a weekend.
Spend it all on hookers and blow. End this garbage dump once and for all.
2, maybe 3 or 4, true Mickey Mouse universe movies, in theaters.
And they'll be 2D, as well.
Oh, and an made-for-TV adaptation of Floyd Gottfredson story.
Why Disney doesn't make one big final Mickey Mouse animated feature before it finally goes into the public domain is a mystery to me. It'd make money.
Because they'd rather fight to the death keeping hm OUT of the public domain.
I think they know at this point that this is the end. Their bullshit destruction of Public Domain has cost them a lot of good will for years and now with them laying off thousands of employees internally and being synonymous with woke culture war shit in the public eye, they don't have a lot of extra goodwill left to burn.
I can't see Disney dying no matter how much I hate them as a corporation. There's just no way it ever would.
Nothing lasts forever, I guess.
Them losing Mickey will kill them. Even if they hate him nowadays they are synonymous with that damned rat. We still call them "The House of Mouse" all these years later.
Mickey can survive without Disney but I don't think Disney can survive without Mickey. When he's out in the public domain, being used for everything under the sun, how does Disney brand themselves? How do they function?
Mickey finally entering the public domain will be the sinking of Disney's Titanic.
I doubt that all that much will change, at least in the US. The way copyright works people will only be able to make mickey things based on Steamboat Willie and won't be able to use any elements from later shorts. Considering all the Mickey mouse media made since then, it'll probably be too much of a legal minefield to actually do much other than reprinting whichever cartoons enter the public domain.
nobody cares about mickey that much these days, they stand to lose nothing.
>When he's out in the public domain, being used for everything under the sun, how does Disney brand themselves? How do they function?
With the version in your picture, since only the Steamboat Willy one is the one going into PD.
They can just make their own slightly different variant of Mickey. Oh wait, they already have one. It's in your image.
I want to add Mickey to my game out of spite for Disney. What do I need to do to not get my game pulled out of Steam? When you guys talk about Steamboat Willie you mean that the character can look exactly like that version? The version on Epic Mickey is the same?
They only lose the copyright to steamboat willie, they can still sue for infringing on his countless depictions they still have. Really it's kind of funny how they're so anal about losing classic mickey, people will always associate the mouse with Disney even if other people can use the design.
Movies in the star wars universe that have absolutely zero to do with anything with jedi or the empire. Maybe adapt something from the expanded universe just to delight/piss off people. Something like a thriller or detective movie set on corescant (whatever the big city planet is) because I've always found the setting of star wars more interesting than the plot of the movies. Also i would cancel the simpsons forever and ever and ever and have a lawyer present a signed document that states the series must remain as dead as poochie.
>I've always found the setting of star wars more interesting than the plot of the movies
The setting is a generic mishmash of one-note planets Invader Zim style and golden age sci-fi tropes ripped straight out of Flash Gordon, so you must REALLY hate the plot.
Conan the Barbarian R rated miniseries
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Burn it all to slightly reduce inflation.
Being gay is less gay than being attracted to women
>Despot of Antrim
Holy cringe orangetard
>orangetard
Embarrassing post
>Bald Irish man hates garbage Disney movies
>Somehow that makes him a Trump supporter
What did anon mean by this?
>Irish
>Trump supporter
You have 0 idea what that anon is genuinely referring to
What is he referring to then?
Google "Plantation of Ulster" and "Orange Order". It's a whole history I can't quickly explain.
buy gold, leave disney, sell small amounts of the gold from time to time when I need money
I’d make 1,000,000,000 worth of official Disney porn
Fire everyone, go writter shooping outside of usa, canada and other pozzed countries, outsource animation to korea .Then return to making movies about underage princess, and action/ mistery driven animated series for boys for streaming.
>wishes to help police with traffic
>becomes striper
He becomes hot to attract the attention of the drivers. aka direct traffic
I know that the show was like "it sucks that timmy has to share his fairies" but it seemed pretty cool the fairies just gave him a girlfriend.
LOT3C season 2
Ducktales 17 as tax write off
Porn World, a theme park for adults that's nothing but beer and porn.
The water in Whisky Rapids is 10 proof beer, but you aren't allowed to drink the stuff that is in the river (the waterfalls you travel through and stuff splashed by the animatronics is fine).
Every corner of the park has love hotels for $100 a room and the park also features two churches for marriage ceremonies.
Not gonna lie, I'd go at least once.
I would fire everyone involved and dissolve Disney
Make a Wreck-It Ralph sequel that's just as good as the original and completely ignores the events of Ralph Breaks the Internet.
Everything involving the princesses and Disney's garbage attempts to comment on how people view them made me want to rape Sarah Silverman with a spork
This thread is full of bad ideas.
Tell us yours, then.
More live action adaptions, more Star Wars sequels, more MCU phase advancement, more diversity in story
Things people would actually watch and buy, not "muh return to traditional animation" or "end woke pandering"
Bait too obvious
These!
Also kill the Disney Vault forever.
The Vault is already dead, it died when everything was put on Disney+.
Mickey Mouse Works and House of Mouse isn't on Disney+.
Plus (excuse the pun), they're removing shows from the service.
I'm sorry going to Disneyland for a weekend when I have BILLIONS of dollars is a great idea. When else am I going to afford it?
The destruction of a certain "country"
>Finally make the Chanticleer movie.
>Make a new Vault tier for Disney+ and Hulu; for $5 more, every year you get your choice of 5 titles owned, produced, or funded by Disney mailed to your home in whatever format and quality you want. Doesn't matter if its on streaming; if Disney has it, you get a copy.
>Make a high-quailty, well animated, multipart series adapting "Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck", completely overseen by Rosa himself.
>Introduce a "Premium" line to release all the old comics (even the problematic ones), noting that its for series adult collectors who understand that times were different back then
>Make a new version of South of the South written and directed by blacks so they can tell their stories their way
>Open a "Yesterland" Disney park in New York that has the original versions of old, popular rides
>Actually make Epcot's Future-World Future-themed; make a new version of Horizons and Body Works
>Only enforce this design as copywrite protected
>Make a new version of South of the South written and directed by blacks so they can tell their stories their way
gay
There's a bunch of interesting black folklore that people ought to know about. Like the guy who gained immortality by being too evil to go to Heaven, but so based that Satan wouldn't let him into Hell for fear of taking its throne for himself.
I feel like that kind of story isn't limited to black folklore
No, you think or suspect or guess it. You feel feelings.
It's not; it's even the main plot of the Keanu Reeves Constantine movie, but I get the point. Outside of Brer Rabbit and John Henry, most people don't know shit about black folklore. I know a lot of Afro-Caribbean people literally adapted the folk-stories of their ancestral gods from African into stories of Catholic saints helping people so they could still worship the old gods under the nose of the Church.
That isn't the plot of Constantine. In Constantine he is damned until he sacrifices himself for others which would get him into heaven, the devil feeling cheated by this revives him so that he has the chance to earn damnation again.
hookers blow and black jack
Make a Disneyland with a resort in my home country of Australia.
>Have it in western part of Melbourne with a direct train line to it.
>Disneyland itself has a different layout and themes to other disneylands in the world.
>Main Street doesn't have a USA theme to it but rather has a Victorian federation theme to it, mimicking the architecture of early 1900's Australia.
>Castle isn't based off anything in particular. But has a attraction built in, which has a Mickey Mouse's Runaway Railaway ride.
>More thrill focused compared to other Disneylands.
>Star Wars land, which basically functions as a Frontierland. Has a rollercoaster main ride. Has a Star Tours ride and Star Wars version of Mission Space.
>Marvel land that has a connection to the Star Wars land, with itself having Guardians of Galaxy indoor rollercoaster ride. Also has a Spiderman sim ride that mimics Spiderman swinging through NY. Tomorrowland of some sorts.
>Pixar land. Has Toy Story as a main ride of the area. Other attractions include a Finding Nemo dark ride and Monsters Inc ride. Also has a theater where you can watch various Pixar shorts to serve as a resting point.
>Fantasyland. Includes a Frozen ride as the main attraction. And as well a dark ride that's basically a Disney Princess celebration featuring most of princesses in some way.
>Adventureland. Includes a Indiana Jones attraction, along with the Jungle Cruise with a setting of rainforest Australia where you can encounter various Australian cryptids. And as well Pirates of Caribbean ride.
>Adventureland. Includes a Indiana Jones attraction, along with the Jungle Cruise with a setting of rainforest Australia where you can encounter various Australian cryptids. And as well Pirates of Caribbean ride.
That sounds fricking kino, I would 100% go there if it was in an actual disney park.
>factory
That's and apt description
Make a bunch of traditional 2D cel animated films
Make an animated remake of Boss Black person.
The name stays unchanged.
Completely redirect the company right back to 2d animation and force them to actually be innovators in the field again, and make shit that can compete with the Japanese.
And because I've got some money left over, have Larry Fink and all his woke cronies assassinated.
I make a live action prequel to how Brer Rabbit came to Atlanta and we call it something different until the closing credits title card to reveal it's the Brer Rabbit origins movie and it pans back and Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Remus and just says, "frick you I made $10 million for this! TEN! FRICK YOOOOOOOU."
And it will be rated G as the MPA says how educational it is as each ratings board member enjoys their new Swiss vacation home. Fox News will agree. And I'll win 69 oscars.
Release all the officials 3D models to the public
An origin story about how turkey/emu legs are sold at Disney.
>I didn't make a flop
>it was the nazis' fault
release all the disney porn in the vault then spend the rest on the lawyers for the upcoming lawsuit
How much porn do you think there is of Kaa fricking Shanti? Because I see no other reason why Jungle Book 2 was greenlit other than that.
Lobby to destroy corporate IP laws
Do something with the damn Peoplemover tracks. Spare no expense.
A high-budget X-rated Disney+ Raya series where every episode is just Sisu getting bred by a cgi recreation of myself.
make good movies.
>If Disney gave you billions of dollars to burn what would you do?
Hmm, probably make a few movies or TV shows.
I'd like to see a Don Quixote movie. Another Treasure Island, too, it's my favorite book so I'm always up for another take.
I think I'd get in contact with the writing and production team behind the 2017 DuckTales reboot, too, see if they'd be down to make a movie. Strictly up to them, though, I want their hearts to be in it.
On the Marvel side of things, I'd like to see Jubilee in a movie, since she's my favorite mutant. Not in a dedicated movie of her own, mind, she can't carry her own movie, but I'd like to have her actually in a movie or TV show and actually do stuff and get to use her damn powers.
Rip off Shaolin Soccer, but make it 2d and up the anime-esque action.
Reinvest. 2 Zootopia sequels and a proper MvC game with no movie universe bullshit and comic-style graphics.
>If Disney gave you billions of dollars to burn what would you do?
Thank them kindly, take the money, and go home. Give some to my bro and parents, live the rest of my life as a neet.
>Wander Over Yonder season 3 is produced.
>A theatrical film based off the Paul Rudish incarnation of Mickey Mouse is greenlit. New big-budget theatrical shorts starring the characters are made.
>A Song of the South remake that is primarily comprised of animation, Uncle Remus is the live action subplot linking the cartoons together.
>Splash Mountain retheme is called off and all props created for it are destroyed.
>Epic Mickey 3 and remasters of the first two games are put into production. Epic Donald is produced as well.
>Kingdom Hearts is completely rebooted and focuses more on crossing over Disney and Square Enix properties like the first game instead of OC shit.
>Oswald and 3 Cabs Disney+ shows are revived.
>Chanticleer and Don Quioxote movies are finally produced.
>Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is brought back at WDW.
>Spiderman WEB SLINGERS is rethemed to Into the Spider-Verse. Peni and Spider-Ham play a large role in it.
>Journey Into Imagination's original incarnation is brought back
>Muppets and Roger Rabbit get their own themed land in Hollywood Studios.
>Great Movie Ride is reconstructed and Runaway Railway is ported over to the Animation Courtyard's former Magic of Disney Animation building. The queue goes over how an animated cartoon is produced.
>The Owl House and Amphibia are sold off for tax benefits.
>Kingdom Hearts is completely rebooted and focuses more on crossing over Disney and Square Enix properties like the first game instead of OC shit.
THANK YOU
Roger Rabbit has to be joint custody with Warner, isn't it?
You'd have billions, just buy the rights. WBD could do with the money
You mean Amblin. Unless Warner bought Amblin? If they did, I missed that.
>If Disney gave you billions of dollars to burn what would you do?
Give it all to James Gunn in exchange for him writing and directing every future Marvel film because he's the one piece of directorial talent that franchise had left.
I'd embezzle it.
The only acceptable answer is spend a billion dollars on a biblical movie, maybe Revelation, and only cast Palestinians, esp. for Christ.
>If Disney gave you billions of dollars to burn what would you do?
Oh shit, I have a whole laundry list
-Hire Bakshi and give him a $100M budget to make whatever the hell he wants
-Head-hunt as many talented CRPG developers as I can to form a new studio and give them a blank check to make a new KotOR game
-Also make new Battlefront and Rogue Squadron games and a new MvC
-Make high-quality scans of all cel-animated Disney movies
-Re-establish a cel animation department complete with a training school that's free if you sign a two-year contract at a competitive salary and then after that you can go whatever you want
-Punisher MAX miniseries
Burn billions of dollars
>make garbage that is deliberately divisive
>whoa guys you were just supposed to buy and call me a smart boy
It's clear most people born after WW2 are incapable morons who have never failed hard enough to have second thoughts about doing stupid shit like this.
Pivot to video game development. Focusing on currently dead genres.
We go after the anime market share by slowly but surely making fanservice of teens and e-girls mainstream.
Poach animators off the web, spend five years weeding out the ones that can't work as a team and cultivating the skills of the rest, then fire everyone else and let my groomed chosen ones produce kino.
queen's blade but with disney princesses
Uh, I don't know. Probably set up an animation studio in my country in the city where this friend who stopped talking to me years ago lives so I can get the slim chance to talk to her since she studies animation.
Aside from that, I don't know. I'd reset production on all the live action shit, clean house over on most studios and give their positions to more daring and creative people but that still want to make something traditional, and make the gaming division bigger. I'd make a modern Mickey Mouse movie but I wanted it to take the place that Wish now sits on and that's too close to releasing to be cancelled.
Or honestly maybe I'd just ask for permission to go through Walt's old stuff, I find that man interesting to say the least.
> Release the Alien vs Predator anime they have been sitting on.
> Make a bunch of Predator short films exactly like the Alien shorts Fox put out before the merge.
> Make a R-Rated big budget hyper faithful adaption of the Dark Horse Alien vs Predator comics, Machiko Noguchi has exactly pic related design & is not a woke girlboss.
> Have Marvel finish & release the canceled Empyre Thor & Squadron Supreme mini series as graphic novel releases.
More to come...
> Squadron Supreme TV series
> Game of Thrones budget
> R-Rated
> Henry Cavill as Hyperion (inspired primarily by Hickman's version of the character)
> Antje Traue as Zarda (who gets full frontal naked as Zarda did in supreme power)
> Alice Eve as Arcanna (she also gets naked)
> Chris Pine as Doctor Spectrum (inspired primarily by the Supreme Power version)
> Not sure who to play Nighthawk (if they adapt the black racist Supreme Power version, explicitly say he is wrong within the story)
> Zero wokeness.
Burn
A Star Wars sequel trilogy.
Turn all the black characters into gingers
Live action Gargoyles movie.
Get someone who knows the source material like Jordan Peele to direct.
Make a good cartoon. Not a great cartoon, but a good cartoon.
>it has put him in the middle of a partisan divide
Who'da thunkit. A part of the company designed by partisans would be divisive.
Use the money to build large explosive devices, then invite all those subhumans into disneyland and blow the fricking place up.
make star wars animated series about the Mandalorian Wars.
Pure cringe.
>Spend huge amounts of money into Mickey
>Original big budget Mickey feature films
>Mickey vidya games
>Make him the face of the company again
>Lobby for giving people more leeway with fan works etc.
>Sell Marvel
>Keep Star Wars so it finally dies
>Destroy the vault
>Invest bigly in physical media, forcing a lot of the industry to follow suit, re-releasing the numbered classics in nice semi-uniform editions
>Use the remaining pennies to cure cancer and end hunger
Song of the South 2 Electric Boogaloo.
do i have to burn the dollars or may i spend those instead?
The pic is someone putting money on things that don't make a return.
That's literally what OP asked for
Buy me a house and pay my bills.
hmm I think I will ensure that all Disney properties stay outside the public domain for another century
I would make dozens of high quality, hand-drawn animated movies and series with home grown studios and pre-existing ones in the US, Europe and Japan. I would insist that the animators be paid 3X their usual salaries.
I create a Disney PMC division and declare war on the US and Israel.
>this man is the reason why If I Can't Love Her wasn't in Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Kill
>Do a Disney version of Cartoon Cartoons: basically allow a shit ton of new blood to new cartoon pilots and let the public decide what gets made.
>Disney LA remakes only happen every 4-5 years. Make them feel like events and give the proper time for filmmakers to actually create something worthwhile.
>Throw money at making the park experience less of a miserable wait through lines. Also find a way to ask people what they want from the parks and what franchises they would like to see. Maybe allow them to sample sneak peeks at future movies and comment on what would make for fun park experiences.
Your movies are bad and you should feel bad!
A Disney Mario Party ripoff
I would make a Sword in the Stone live action only to fix the ending
You you make him frick the squirrel wouldn't you.
live action of me sucking on norma stiltz and other zzz+ gigamacromastia breasts for 10 hours a day all day every daaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Ban blacks from Disney parks.
Can you at least wait until I meet Pete?
I remember finding out Pete was a cat.
Reinvigorate the fairies franchise with atleast 3 more movies and a tv show + a ton of new pins and merch.
Than i would build a secret harem of park CA's mostly filled with tink's rapunzels and snow whites, maybe a few elsa and annas or aurora's.
Make Dragon Ball Evolution 2.
Make more movies in the style of the three musketeers with Donald, Goofy and Mickey in historical settings.
Probably won't make much money but I have a soft spot for that film.
Based, why is this one of the few Mickey, Donald, and Goofy movies that exist?
Mickey projects are probably never going to happen because eyes going to be public domain soon.
Hire Genndy Tartakovsky to make a New X-Men cartoon with my muggas
Dark Crystal season 2
>Run profile on this guy after TLM's second week destroyed any hope of breaking even
This smells like a story planted by Bob Iger to divert attention away from himself.
Probably. Iger pushed this shit as part of his thing
>More House of Mouse, as a continuation, not a reboot, that was truly the best cartoon format for them. Maybe add in other characters, like do some cartoons with Alice
>Remake of Black Cauldron, keeping the 2D animation, but go back to all the storyboards that were never used, give it a production worthy of its art.
>Great Mouse Detective 2
>Invest in good talent for Marvel Comics, the current talent that hate it get the boot
>Full Blu-ray collection of all past movies in a full wide release, it shouldn't be $50 to get A Goofy movie on Blu-Ray, and no Homeward Bound at all.
>Buzz Lightyear of Star Command on Disney+
>Anything Great Mouse Detective
I'd create one of those vote on a pilot series to find a bunch of pilots. Also I would make a couple of baby shows because I hear they are cheap and easy to make with minimal risk and big returns.
License and make live-action adaptations of Studio Ghibli films, making sure to hit diversity quotas so they can qualify for Best Picture nominations at the Oscars and replacing the quirky Japanese cultural elements like the bathhouse in Spirited Away with a public housing project or the talking cat in Kiki's Delivery Service with a quirky punk lesbian.
make a connected big budget Marvel animated verse adapting the most iconic comic stories the characters have that would have gawdlike animation like Invincible but also an amazing OST, have that b***h air on Disney XD, Netflix, and Disney+ then boom, you have a lot of kids and teens watching your shit and growing up with it