>if Family Guy was chronological, Stewie would be 23 now

>if Family Guy was chronological, Stewie would be 23 now

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bart should be getting close to being the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      46?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking about that the other day. Crazy right? They made this joke to be absurdly on the future and now we are almost there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep episode was 31 years ago and he became supreme court justice 40 years after

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The age requirement is a bit absurd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its fricked up when you think about the sliding time scale they are doing. By the new timelines and shit Lisa had to be born in like 2015 and Bart was in 2013. Episodes like Lisa Goes Gaga can never happen because Lisa wasn't even born during that peak of Gagas career.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the 2021 episode with hip-hop Homer should have taken place in the 00s. If the 1991 flashback episode shows Homer and Marge as teens in 1974, and the 2008 episode does the same back in the early 90s, then why does the 2021 episode also show Homer as a teen (albeit a totally different kind of teen) in the early 90s? Homer seems be 35 to 40 at any given moment, and it's weird that both 1991 and 2008 episodes go back roughly 17 years to show him as a teen, but the 2021 episode goes back 30 years,
        Inevitably, the timeline will be where Homer and Marge met online, and teenage Homer was actually some popular YouTuber uploading Jackass-style stunts. That's certainly the next big retconning of Homer and Marge meeting. But I'm just surprised they didn't pull the trigger on that with a mid-00s flashback episode and instead retreaded the early 90s setting.
        I have undiagnosed mental disorders that I treat with alcohol and weed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Show tries to portray Homer as a hardcore 90s hip-hop fan
          >...Who is a fan of Tag Team and Vanilla Ice
          I swear to God that the Simpsons writer's are the most out of touch motherfrickers on the planet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they're desperately trying to recreate a past they didn't live. It's why the flashback episodes back when they met in the 70s felt more genuine, because it was being made by people who had most of their formative experiences in the 70s and 80s. With the 90s ones its just like 'uh, frick, Jim do you remember what was on the television box when the gen x and millennials were in college'.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What? You didn't liked when Marge went to a experimental free thinking 90s college to learn how to express herself and then she got mad at Homer for forming a experimental free thinking 90s Grunge band and expressing himself?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is Abe even a WWII vet anymore or did they slide it up to Korea/Vietnam also his Mona going to be a Hippie if Homer was born in the Eighties or late Seventies when that shit was as popular as HIV and Disco

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its fricked up when you think about the sliding time scale they are doing. By the new timelines and shit Lisa had to be born in like 2015 and Bart was in 2013. Episodes like Lisa Goes Gaga can never happen because Lisa wasn't even born during that peak of Gagas career.

          Technically speaking, if the show is happening right now in present day, Maggie would have been a pandemic baby, with Homer and Marge being Millennials who somehow own a house and raise three kids on a single income. Which means that Homer and Marge would have been born AFTER Maggie was when the show first came out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't a gag, it was a fricking threat

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like that twitch guy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, Stewie was born in April 18, 1998 as he celebrates his 1 year birthday in the third episode "Chitty Chitty Death Bang", which aired in April 18, 1999.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, we're almost the same age (give or take one year)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I knew all we have left in Cinemaphile were little kids. You were 5 when the site was made.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Huh he works as a redhead.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heh

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hehehehehehehehehehehe groceries

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever question his head shape?
    He has his moms nose and dads chin, but where the frick does the football head come from?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He mashed it up on the ceiling

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the only aged-up Meg we've ever gotten was an ugly old woman

    Sad.

    The troony in the movie doesn't count.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The troony
      His name is RON.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he have brown hair in the time travel episode

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stewie looks unfortunate

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus no wonder he keeps his head shaved in the other flash forwards. Baldness is a blessing for this man.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how Stewie turns out to be the ugliest Griffin kid.

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