If he had the right motivation, could Bill beat Hank in a fight?

If he had the right motivation, could Bill beat Hank in a fight?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fine bill, if you can knock me out, you get one night with peggy. dale said he'd use the pocket sand he stole from the government to brainwash her for one night. take your best shot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He'd just shoot Hank for good measure

  2. 1 month ago
    FunOnTheRun

    if a woman cultivated Bill into it, of course

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically, he did fracture his nose. Is that still supposed to be a question worth pondering even further?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Billdozer absolutely could, and I don't think Hank would even deny it.
    Bill beat up like 3 guys at a bar after drunk young Hank insulted them or something
    Bill at his peak is arguably the most powerful force in the entire show barring perhaps prime Cotton who we really go off hearsay for

    • 1 month ago
      Topsy

      >hearrsay
      He killed fiddy men, he's a war hero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon he's a war hero. Why would the tojo have blown off his shins if he didn't kill fiddy of their men?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't hank kick apart a fricking racetrack fence, the kind supposed to hold back cars going at 200mph

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro? Where did you get this old copy of the episode??

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty much implied that Bill is arguably the strongest in the KotHverse, just never goes above the 1% of his full power.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    power level discussion in koth? really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you homosexual, just to piss you off this is now a power level thread FOR SLICE OF LIFE SHOWS AND COMICS ONLY.
      Bros, who would win in a fight from strongest to weakest, Bill, Dale, Hank, or Boomhauer?
      Which of the Les Nombrils girls is the strongest? Which is the weakest?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what that is. I'm going to go with the goth one, though, because she can kill them with her shark tooth necklace and is the one most likely to be interested in serial killers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vicky is the strongest and the most volatile, she would tear both of them apart. Vicky's power level is leagues above the other two.

        Karine is taller and smarter than Jenny, but does not have Vicky's natural bloodlust. But she has a lower center of gravity and would be difficult to knock over.

        Jenny has heart and perseverance, but either of them could frick her up in a fight, also easily outsmarted.

        Vicky>>

        [...]

        >Jenny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sure showed me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boomhauer solos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Motivated bill > hank > boomhauer > dale if you count traps and setups > bill > dale with no traps relying only on his fists

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are two separate episodes centered around the premise of Bill getting jacked because he's actually motivated for once, and at multiple points in the series Bill pulls off some legitimately impressive physical feats like tying his record or keeping the furniture in the truck.

    If Bill wanted to for some reason and actually tried he could kill Hank with his bare hands.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hank is like the Hulk, if he's pissed off enough he can kick anybody's ass. This is canon.
    https://imgur.com/a/PiJLk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      REDCORNSISTERS OUR RESPONSE?!!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kicking the ass of John Redcorn, a masseuse with gym muscles, wouldn't be the same as kicking the ass of a former lineman

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