If he keeps complaining about woke stuff ruining shows and movies why is he not funding nonwoke stuff? He promised to start shooting a movie in space starring Tom Cruise in 2020 and yet...
Specially with Bezos pushing woke stuff in large projects like LOTR it would be his chance to counter him in some way
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dude's ribcage is like double the size it should be
what the frick is up with that
He's on some fricked up life extension hormone mix that will actually result in him dying 20 years early.
people keep saying it's HGH but I'm pretty sure what we're looking at is actually the result of 20+ years of overly aggressive TRT treatments. Too much test will make you look like immortan joe
Musk is 100% on trt, this is what high test without training looks like. He's probably way too busy to workout consistently
Premisse 1: Father commits incest.
Premisse 2: Son looks weird.
Inference:
what the frick
Looks like pigeon chest (theres a medical term for it but i cant remember). Worst case of it Ive ever seen tho
pectus carinatum
Honestly he'd look fine if he just tanned a bit. Is it really that hard not to be a shut in nerd?
Imagine the sex with amber heard and breeding grimes
he looks like that because he's sucking his gut in morons
>father commits incest
Did his father married his "Step daughter" ? Or was that his actual daughter?
What fat euro trash
obsessed amerigoblin
Andrew Tate on the left.
Andrew Tate is literally Tai Lopez+Dick Matterson
step daughter isnt technically incest
__'_ _ ___ ___
He is just sucking in his stomach, Elon is vain as frick.
that's not it, he's got a literal fricking barrel for a chest
too many pints
>dude's ribcage is like double the size it should be
Classic Rob Liefeld.
test tube legends
>Nerdy posture
>Poor diet
>Fat
>Sickly pale
>Pushing his guts in
Without the fame and money, he would be here shiposting with the rest of us
yes if he was lower IQ he would be posting here good observation anon
Dont forget hes a baldie
Red line is his actualy ribcage. Everything in front of it is just fat
That's called a "barrel chest", a sign of COPD. He probably smokes a lot.
>normal "virgin" chest
>barrel "chad" chest
wtf is that explain
You can literally see his ribs tracing there. He has minimal fat on top of his ribcage. He's not really fat, just lacking muscle.
he got a bunch of extra organs put in like that invader zim episode
Neanderthalmode
HGH
Hes on Rogans HGH regimen.
he's pulled his gut in. someone's gonna catch him relaxed
Bloatmaxxing
Barrel chests are high T
hes just a middle-aged fat man with 0 muscle that has last seen a gym probably never
you start looking like a deformed slab of fat at some point if you dont take care of yourself
bloatmaxxing + hgh
Chloe Moretz looks lile that!?
Agreed, he could have easily made whatever movie, TV show, or game he wanted. But he decided to try to buy a shithole website.
Haven't you heard? He didn't buy shit. Just one more to his pile of unfulfilled promises
Pretty sure space exploration ranks above making some tv show or movie that talks about wokeness being moronic
>going after a bunch of boring rocks
Elon:
>Claims to be the savior of the people
>engages in performative acts of "solidarity" by "selling" all of his belongings and living "like any other spacex employee"
>Is actually an uncaring sociopath who only cares about furthering his own status
Bezos:
>Claims to be the savior of no one
>Buys whatever the frick he wants, lives like a king
>Also surprisingly seems to care about the world and its people to some degree and quietly contributes huge amounts of money to altruistic causes
ok jeff, we dont like either of you
based
no idea why so many morons simp for elon, if you're gonna simp for a billionaire at least simp for one who isn't a cringey shitposter
But bezos went up in rocket ship instead of say donating money to robotics or something innovative. Also he let his first wife frick him over like a cuck. Warren Buffet is still better.
>this is the average physique of "based and redpilled volkish" right wingers and the people who suck their dicks and lick their boots.
I'm what chuds would call a left wing anime troony and I would twist this fat gays head off with my bare hands.
kek
Most normal looking photo of him ITT kek. Imagine being the bloke in the back, knowing full well that you mog this pasty clown in every single way but unable to rib him for it because its elons boat
Clean me up wagie
>On a boat with people of the same gender
For what purpose?
Broing out
Christ, this man looks like he’s never been out on the sun before.
It's funny how he's vain enough to get hair plugs but is also fine with looking like that.
can't buy a physique
big nipples
Elonbros... Did we get too wienery?
Wait, IS THAT THE SAME FRICKING YACHT?!
No
whose ass is it
no one knowws
The only difference I see is that Bezos actually works out. Elon is too busy shit posting on Cinemaphile for that shit.
Elon looks like he has something underneath that fat. He just needs to lose a lot of weight.
He's really been eating his feelings these days huh
didn't you see his texts with amber heard. dude's been emotionally crushed since atleast 2015.
he just keeps chasing the high of rawdogging crazy pussy now. first the weirdo musician then got lazy and fricked someone in his business circle.
Got to say he looks pretty swole.
basedsoz
Always that one supervillain that ends up looking cool
dude is almost 60 and in better shape than most young people. good for him
Well shit.
It's over for Musk sycophants
Bezos has yet to reach orbit.
Give him a break. His son turning trans and cutting ties with him hit him hard
>it's real
All this money and you can't stop your own kid from trooning out, or have a decent body...
>/misc/ and reddit were convinced this guy would save the white race
Same as pewdiepie, but his wife is almost 30 and has lost 90% of her eggs by this point
yeah, it's funny because they want to have children but but at what age? 50yo?
Felix if you are reading this you are a fricking homosexual
Also don’t baby’s conceived by old people are more likely to have mental problems?
What's with rich's people's obcession with boats? Surely there's better more practical ways to relax?
can't be harassed in the middle of the ocean
Obviously they can. Someone took these photos.
Boats literally do all the pussy getting for you. Even if you rent a shitty boat, women will be all over you. Tell random women you have access to a boat, and mention booze and they will invite themselves.
It's genuinely baffling.
It's because of the implication
>t. only talks to cornfed b***hes from some landlocked southern state.
>Landlocked southern state
Do you realize how moronic you sound
women atavistically seek to return to the ocean from which their progenitor, aphrodite, came
She didn't swim so good
dumb b***h should have just went along with it
For you
>it's the implication
>
poor people wouldn't understand
good sign of wealth
and they have so much money they don't know how to spend it anyway
boats are fricking expensive. you have to drop atleast 500k on the boat itself, then on the staff to maintain it, a spot in a dock, fuel, keeping it stocked etc.
>rich's people's obcession with boats
Only a little homosexual like you could ask such a question. Boats are older than fricking horses as a transportation device. They get you from A to B over large distances, can carry a shitload of cargo and even serve as shelter. If you own a boat, you free to go wherever you want. And a big boat is like a personal island. Frick hotels and busy beaches, just take your b***hes to places landpeasants can't reach. It's freedom, no matter if you are rich or not. But the rich love to rub their freedom in your face.
you hit the nail on the head.
>buy floating island
>stock it with prime pussy/penis no one can say shit about hiring practices.frick them then fire them at the next port no need for attachments.
>any kinda food available coz entire supply chains are build around getting you lobster from nicaragua in 2 hours.
picrel opened my ideas to the wonder of boats. this show just shows boats that can be rented i can't imagine the debauchery you could get upto if you owned the boat outright and could tell the captain to frick off when he told you not to anal gape the 19 year old waitress
for a moment i thought it was billy ellish in the pic.
srs what i have to do when i get older to not end like this, it's my biggest fear, even bigger than getting bald, i wanna be a Roger Sterling type
If I understood it correctly same T that's gonna make you go bald would be the one doing this.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
>tries hard to look like a zoomer
>ends up looking like a freakshow clown
Kek
What's the difference?
Because the rich don’t actually care. In the case of Musk, all his talk is really just to get Sooners to invest in Tesla. It’s the same way Trump used to be a democrat when he was on the ballot the first time he ran, but then switched to red when he realized the republican base is easier to lead on with empty promises about “le jobs”. Never mind the fact that he was and is friends with the people who control the money flow and jobs. The people with power are all bullshitters, and to make sure this post is tv related, that lesson was something I learned when I was five years old watching Robotech. That show taught me more than He-Man ever did.
>empty promises about “le jobs”.
The workforce increased during the Trump administration though, simpleton.
>A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.
>Elon Musk's father reveals he has second child with his stepdaughter
>Report: Elon Musk fathered twins with another woman before his second child with Grimes
>Jeffrey Epstein set Elon Musk's brother up with a girlfriend
>NYT WRITER: Jeffrey Epstein Told Me He Advised Tesla, Elon Musk
he claimed he was photobombed by ghislaine here do you think he is lie?
I'm maybe the world's biggest Elon hating homosexual and even I don't think he ever associated with Jizzbag Maxwell. People who were at that party have confirmed that she tried to photobomb several different high profile guests. He's too much of a sperg to want to frick kids anyways.
His whole life has been a lie. And mullosk loves to hangout with pedoWoods socialites.
Its actually pathetic how horny he is
based musk spreading his genes as far as possible.
just one of those kids has to grow up and tell him "i wanna be like you" and he's won.
All he cares about is his reddit karma.
If Elon Musk is Reddit, what is Jeff Bezos
linkedin probably
What billionaire would be considered Cinemaphile?
the Mexican cartel boss that slaughtered Anonymous and destroyed their organization.
Batman.
kanye
What's there to understand? Elon Musk solely exists to be a leech off the system. All his wienersucking for govt subsidies have turned into pandering to right wing morons on twitter for brownie points and stock pump and dumps. He has a massive ego and will say anything if he thinks it will make you like him. And that translates into money for people like him.
He’s a lot like Donald Trump, when you put it like that.
Trump is funny at least
>trump is funny at least
...as long as the crowd is under 14 years old, he is probably considered hilarious.
They have the same handler with Epstein & Maxwell though...saves on taxes I guess.
Nah, he’s pretty funny anon
>nah pedos are hilarious
They let you out on probation already?
/tv needs you to put that sign in your front posting yard, Timmy the Tickler.
>Well Rosie O Donnell is disgusting both inside and out
The dude produces such great lines sometimes
Shut up you ellipses abusing little freak.
>normie liberal his entire life
>employees start unionizing
>sexual harassment allegations come to light
>help I'm being woked!
many such cases
Is he drawn by Rob Liefeld?
Someone post the amber heard simping texts
she really speaks like that? is this reworded for accuracy?
shouldnt you be taking issue with his speech? it's far more pathetic
>shouldnt you be taking issue with his speech? it's far more pathetic
It is more pathetic, but it's what I'd expect from a normie simping over Amber Heard.
It's odd to me how robotic and clinical Amber Heard's words are.
>rocketman
is this fake? is elon musk a midwit?
It's Amber's nickname on her phone for him I think.
He tags her as 'A H'
still, judging by his messages, pretty pathetic. I would think that as the richest man on earth he wouldn’t simp for this b***h like such a nerd.
Future’s (the rapper) leaked texts are how I expect any rich person to reply to pussy
it's all bullshit there is no hope i should've killed myself years ago
He's pre-evolving for interplanetary travel
why does it have extra nipples?
It's about tackling the source starting with exposing Twitter bots
there's machines that literally work out for you, just lay on a bed for like 10min and it's like you've done 1000 sit-ups i've seen it on real housewives. this moron has 0 excuse to look like a goblin especially when he has fake hair and botox / potential fillers
He needs the Insaneoflex
I like your booty but I’m not gay
wasting ten minutes laying in bed
>soul vs. soulless
Did his eyes shrink? Or his whole head became wider?
The latter, look at how square his jaws became on the right. He might not lift weights but he's gotta chew to eat so that's one group of muscles that will blow up if he's on a bunch of testosterone.
Whats the machine? Im tired of crunches
Women love dad bods
Other side of the coin. Just be patient, pleb.
Is all the hormone dosing that's been normalized over the past 20 years going to come to a halt as more and more abominations emerge like Rogan and Musk? Usually you only saw this sort of deformity in body builders and athletes and they would frick off pretty quick so you wouldn't have to keep looking at them.
Why do you think she decided to cut ties? Could he really be that bad of a father for you to forsake that sort of inheritance?
Hmm... this girl is 18 years old.
So... does that tell us that Elon is such a total POS that he tweeted hate on trans folks despite knowing his own child is trans?
Or does it tell us that Musk had no idea that his own kid was trans - because Elon is a checked-out douchebag dad who barely knows his kids' names, let alone who they are?
It's pretty common for conservative parents of LGBTQA+ people to go down a violent (and often public) hard-right conspiracy rabbithole after realizing they can't control their loved ones. Between his kid wanting to transition and Grimes leaving him for a trans woman, it's no surprise Elon's public persona has spiraled into conservative grifting, DeSantis worship, and transphobia. He can't stop his child from living their life, he can't control who his ex dates, so now he just wants to lash out at as many trans people as possible out of spite.
Unlike most conservative parents, however, Muskeroo has a gigantic public platform and a legion of cultists who take every word he says as gospel.
>girl
Huh?
he hates trans folk because his child trooned out
honestly who cares, musk spread his genes now it's survival of the fittest time.
so what if one kid trooned out and another is likely being groomed to troon out. that still leaves 7 kids lmao.the odds are ever in his favor
what does he look like
they go after your kids if they don't like you, groom them and turn them against you.
>spiraled into conservative grifting
youre a literal moron. democrats have been playing funny games with environmental tax credits, musk has essentially been cheated out of billions because the democrats funnel the cash to their friends instead of the companies that actually deserve it. how you can't make the connection between their tax credit schemes and musks annoyance is beyond me.
Trannies are insane. HE could have disowned HIS father because Elon wasn't "supportive enough" of his SON's desire to mutate HIMSELF with chemicals and chop off HIS wiener to masquerade as a woman. Trannies are mentally ill and nothing they do should be indicative of how anyone else is.
It's nothing surprising. Elon has 9 kids and is involved with none of them beyond his genetic information.
Why would
>child grows up without a father figure
>starts believing he's a woman
many such cases
stunning and brave
he's a narcissist, he does whatever he wants to feed his ego.
First, he fed on the liberals and californians, now he's feeding on everybody else.
He's a leech. Just like your planning on living with your parents for the rest of their lives.
>Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)22:55:59 No.171340806▶
>
First, he fed on the liberals and californians, now he's feeding on everybody else. (You)
>He's a leech. Just like your planning on living with your parents for the rest of their lives.
> save parents from homelessness several times
> leech
I wish I had a Tesla, bros
hmmm
hes literally a business man and his image and public perception makes him millions of dollars. i think spending 50k to 100k on surgery is acceptible considering how fricking rich he is
like with movie stars trying to stay relevant, this dude gets up on stage and sells his image/ideas
he got that joe rogan hook up
that explains the body shape
ironic
>thread asks a good question
>homosexuals instead laser-focus on /misc/shit and physique
You fricking morons.
thats all we do now is gossip
>theres been so many times that "right im getting on a plane to england and Im never gonna see you again"
>r-really?
LMAO what a pathetic excuse for a man
this is genuinely sad. some things money just cant fix
elon is such a fat euro frick
>euro
He’s African-American.
Oh he will promise to do so and never deliver like always
well?
>south african israelite is globohomo
Who could have anticipated this!?
Channers on suicidewatch
How did Grimes managed to sleep with that... thing? Was she really that strapped for cash?
She's a deformed human herself.
Elon is the best she could do
Elon's first 5 kids were IVF. His recent twins with his exec were probably IVF. His kid with Amber Heard was IVF. His second kid with Grimes was via surrogacy.
It's entirely possibly that they never had sex but did IVF instead.
Says who?
>first 5 kids were IVF
I can't be bothered to pull up the original document, but his article alludes to it https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/celebrity/article/3184629/how-many-children-does-elon-musk-have-now-his-9-and
After his first baby died of SIDS, Elon seemed to develop a fear of natural impregnation and went to IVF in a plan to produce only strong babies.
His wife had twins and triplets, it's more common for IVF to lead to multiples than natural.
>His second kid with Grimes was via surrogacy
https://www.thethings.com/bizarre-true-story-how-grimes-revealed-baby-daughter-elon-musk/
Unless Elon fricked the surrogate (possible) this was IVF
>His kid with Amber Heard was IVF
https://www.thethings.com/elon-musk-amber-heard-frozen-embryos-court-case-oonagh/
Amber has never disclosed the father, but this was also a surrogacy and she had Elon's frozen seed
>His recent twins with his exec were probably IVF
As mentioned above, it's more likely to have multiples with IVF, and Elon seems to have a history with IVF.
That's probably more for eugenics purposes rather than not having sex. I would also believe that he doesn't have sex, but it would be very Elon to do genetic testing on whatever embryo they were implanting. Just imagine if one of his kids had Downs.
[citation needed]
the goblin to the right?
what did she save his life or something?
Years ago, a goblin appeared and promised him riches, but she would come back later and claim her payment. He agreed to the bargain and this is the result.
Well he wasn't always fat.
what did he mean by this?
We live in a simulation
he used a troony meme like "redpilled" like any old low iq parroter
>pronouns suck
...as a pedophile and felon, Musk would definitely know about sucking.
ywnbaw
>useless bot reply
>can't debunk Musk e-girlta Express facts
...very say, many such pedo cases.
Wait, so Talulah is not an escort? All this time I was thinking she was some "mail order bride" for musk
Kung fu practice?
That's what they call it when they eat chinese kids, black kids are basketball practice and white kids are lacrosse.
It made the troony mad, he did something right
>he allows his lexicon to be retroactive changed by troons
sad existence you must have
Damn he looks like ET in the river bed
OH N-
She was vindicated.
>Depp says musk has a crooked dick
>Azalea says musk has a shrunken dick
Kek. Wtf is going on?
elon bros are response
Would explain why every single one of his recent kids have been artificial inseminations.
Why is this Black person so enraged at Musk? This is pure seething hatred, the kind women usually reserve for alphas who spurned them or betas who used them.
It's fricking azealia banks, she's always mad at the entire world
One of us one of us
Why are Black folk make themeselves even more hated than they are after summer 2020?!
>he's on the Down Syndrome spectrum
i love azealia banks
This is what happens when you spend your life sitting eating garbage and not exercising or stretching regularly. Stay active eat healthy and drink water. Don't make excuses just fricking suffer and reap the rewards
>this is what happens when (x) or (y)
...but it doesn't happen because Musk is hanging out with Mossad doing e-girlta Express stuff, anon?
qrd me on the guy. didn't he also said he will bring people to mars in 2020?
Is Grimes obtainable? Asking for a friend
She left Musk to be with a troony
Bullshit. That's just clout chasin'. She want this iron rod, son.
He's right you know?
LOL
doesn't everything he said apply to snl?
Wasn't this in response to him cropping out the writer of a meme article he thought was funny?
And in response to the writer calling him out he just kept saying they weren't funny or that it was a 'C tier meme".
Super fragile ego.
He has the mental fragility of an Incel nerd actually. Real True pureblood Chad would ignore these shit
>Real True pureblood Chad
such as
>I’m actually making history tonight as the first person with Asperger’s to host SNL — or at least the first to admit it. So, I won’t make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight. But don’t worry, I’m pretty good at running ‘human’ in emulation mode.
he's literally me!
wtf he's only 52? I was convinced he was in his sixties
I started working out and eating better after I started really good money.
It is so much easier to do it when you have money.
Rich people who have shitty bodies even in their 50s are just lazy.
All it takes is a 45 mins workout for a specific muscle group every day while eating right and you'll start looking good in 6 months to an year.
90% of this is eating right, which can be time-consuming and when you are rich, someone can just cook for you. I think they just don't care
It's hard enough to stop eating when food is so cheap as a normal person in a first world country.
Now imagine you have infinite money to eat the best food. Doesn't matter how healthy it is, it still has calories.
I would just think billionaires would have more self control. At worst, they could literally have a person follow them around and keep a calorie count for them.
Disgusting, he's paler than milk
Billionaires are so boring
>Bro check out my boat lol and uuhhh I gave money to fight climate change and I maybe frick kids
Why don't these people do anything interesting or cool? You have a billion dollars, you can do ANYTHING
Western billionaires are cowards.
Look at that Ambani guy who literally made a tower like building as a house in the middle of a slum in Mumbai. Or even those SandJockeys sheikhs who keep exotic animals as their pets
this is a twitter take but, I really do miss the times when the 1% had vanity projects like architectural marvels disguised as libraries, and over the top parks.
I really miss when the 1% were like Hitler and Stalin, and they just built shit and didn't ask permission of random cucks like Musk or Bezos or rely on their charity. Twitter take i guess.
ah to be 14 again
>ah to be 14 again
Un jaded fresh mind and body?
uh oh
did he buy twitter yet
what does elon musk have to do with television or film exactly?
i dont understand how these billionaires have such ugly old women
if I had that money I'd own a whole country full of hot/young girls
picrel would be the ugliest
especially now that Ukrainians are on discount
Yeah, Mel once married one lmao
>married
why in the frick would you do this if you had money?
if you're this stupid you deserve to get half your money taken honestly
I would undesrtand if their older women looked like this
why is the brick wall bending ?
she is size witch, bending reality around her thighs, be careful not to be shrunken and put in her breasts or butt area !
THIS one is realistic Amazon
Fricking this, did you guys read the simp messages he sent to amber turd? He also spent a bunch of money on her, gave donations in her name etc.
He is so rich he could have a literal harem of girls magnitudes hotter than amber the dude might be an autist
I imagine it's because he doesn't have the typical billionaire "fixers" that do shady stuff for them that can't implicate them legally.
even most millionaires have access to this but its mostly invitational luck kind of thing where you need to know the right people to get access to the right people
It's really not that difficult, if an average wagie like me is able to have a threesome with 2 hot 19 year old russian escorts for 400 euro, both of which were hotter than Amber, surely a billionaire can too. Hell there are telegram channels for this shit, if i had 1% of his money i would fly to moscow and frick 10/10 teens every night
>average wagie
this is why
it's about risk
if you were a billionaire those 2 russian escorts would've cleaned you out by now through blackmail
if you had a "fixer" you would have a middleman that can hire them for you through the syndicate that controls the pimp that controls them making you invulnerable
or if you did it on a whim the fixer can hire hitmen to get rid of the hookers within 24hrs
they're looking for love not just sex
You spelled adrenochrome wrong.
no fixer is gonna be able to get you prime amber heard. esp since there are probably a thousand fixers claiming access to her and young stud billionaires in competition.
god damn i thought i was white. homie is literally translucent.
mollusk
crooked
dick
I don't understand what is this picture supposed to imply?
>replies immediately until she says to call him then it takes him 30 mins to work up the courage
her last two replies came almost an hour after his previous reply, he was probably doing other shit by then
musk is the biggest attention prostitute, he has enough money to just get his dick sucked until he dies but he is posting on twitter and sperging out at random people
imagine all the rich people you never hear about or aren't constantly attention seeking like this homosexual, Bezos is flying to space, Gates is trying to remove designated shitting streets in africa and lose all his money via divorce, etc.
Musk is the biggest homosexual in our lifetime, it will be hard to surpass all the lame shit he tried to do for attention, he even tried to appeal to trump fans but it backfired when he then tried to appeal to anti-trump fans
imagine offering a woman 24/7 security just to get a crumb of pussy, lmao I can't even
La Creatura Subterrania
Sad