If, hypothetically, he were browsing?

If, hypothetically, he were browsing Cinemaphile right now, what would you want to say to him?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he figured out the whole stars thing yet. That it was all black because it was daytime. If you go into space during the daytime on Earth you see exactly what you see on earth. Nothing. If you launch at night you see all the stars and stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is albedo
      You're not only moronic, but also ignorant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No u. Picture this. You're on Earth. In the middle of nowhere. The sky is filled with tens of thousands of stars. You climb in your rocket and launch into low orbit. Because thats where Shatner went. At most. That's who and what we're talking about. That's the point of the thread. When you take off in your rocket towards those stars they don't suddenly disappear. They don't ever disappear. When Shatner went to space last year, the exact opposite is all he would talk about. The never ending blackness of space yada yada compared to the warm glowing embrace of earth. He went during the day. That's what happened. Will Shatner came to a misled epiphany in space. Because it was day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          man your post really doesn't make any sense. i read it like 12 times, i can't parse any meaning from it at all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well then try watching the video of Will Shatner. Because that's what we're talking about. Will Shatner. And really that we're talking directly to Will Shatner. That's even more specifically the point of the thread. So my post was not intended to make sense to you or anyone who did not see the video of Will Shatner getting out the spaceship and pontificating about his great epiphany for the world.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              its the way you write.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >albedo
          I googled albedo and only got Ben 10

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id say "Oh my"

    Apart from that; None of you lilly white pussies have seen 'Mother, Jugs & Speed' (1976) have ypu?

    This movie is THE SHIT

    captcha;TNDDYT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'Mother, Jugs & Speed'
      I have, it's one of the few movies about EMTs and unironically realistic.

      https://i.imgur.com/K4cDgDE.jpg

      If, hypothetically, he were browsing Cinemaphile right now, what would you want to say to him?

      Based, best captain ever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a blast, based to the hilt -_-

        >Thank you for your service

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want him to say, I want him to sing.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the good times mate.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a funny guy. Glad you are still with us

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything to him, I'd listen to what he had to say.

    And that's what no one did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this meme refferincing?

      Also, what do they mean by saying 'sneed'?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *baste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is listen to "Mr. Tambourine Man" again, because it's all I ever did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanye West in Boxing for Sandy Hook

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how this forced meme is both stupidly unfunny and also demeans what was actually a pretty insightful statement.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demeans Marylin Manson trying to sound profound
        I replied to your post, which is what no one ever does.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your stupid monkey brain is limited to spewing tired catchphrases in a failing attempt to be with the ‘cool kids’. You’re an NPC, no better than a bot, and you think you can defend your utter mediocrity? Do you lie awake at night, losing sleep over having missed an opportunity to ‘own’ someone with a soijak or make a Bane reference?
          Fricking newbies like you trying to hard to fit into the mold of what a ‘four channer’ is supposed to be are a fricking cancer. Lurk more, have a nice day or frick off, moron.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did your wife die under mysterious circumstances?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got a new one. its all good.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you crushed a lot of poon

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you're doing good Bill. You've always seemed like an okay guy to me, if a bit egotistical.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bill, you're a good guy.

    And George Takei is a disgusting wiener sucking goo gobbler.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your acting on TOS sucked.

    but you seem like a good guy, tho.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of fricked some nutjob is running his twitter and he probably has no idea

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RLM won.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You inspired a whole generation. You will always be fondly remembered after your death. You mattered.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are my 2nd favorite Canadian on Cinemaphile.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask him to denounce the talmud

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up a Picard guy but as an adult it's obvious who the better captain was. Live long and prosper friend :^)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shatner is also a much better actor than than he is given credit for. That is also something you dont really notice until you are an adult.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Bill
    You're the hero I didn't know I needed
    Also how big is your wiener?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denny Crane!

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you kill your wife ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She bored me. Now ask me something interesting

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mother, Jugs & Speed
    Mother, Jugs & Speed
    Mother, Jugs & Speed
    Mother, Jugs & Speed
    1976
    Watch it
    Watch it
    Watch it
    Watch it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "i'm glad Hollywood made the right decision for once"

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Stoklasa is a hack fraud and you're right to hate him.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you speak out more against the butchering of Star Trek in the last decade? We've gotten trash after trash from people that hate Star Trek fans. Doing so would have made their ratings plummet and force studious to switch tactics and can all those idiots running science fiction and space opera into the ground.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way you think he gives a shit

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, no podcasts.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    live long and prosper

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ what a fricking gaygit thread
    why don't you go suck off this rich israelite in your own subreddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi newfriend, William Shartner posting on Cinemaphile has been rumored for a decade now. Please frick off back to pleddit, poser.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rumored
        He literally admitted it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's debatable, it could be him or the guy running his twitter account.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's such a weird thing to say to the Shat

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome Cinemaphile is best Cinemaphile Black person

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please outlive Sulu!
    And Picard.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything, I would wake up to him, tap him gingerly on the shoulder, then drop to my knees and declare my life his from this moment forth. Then I would cry and grovel at his feet for hours while refusing to let go of one of his shoes, tripping him to the floor with me after several awkward minutes, then I would crawl over to him and wrap my arms and legs around his body refusing to let go, whispering things like "we are now one, oh captain my captain, not even God himself will seperate us now."

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first interracial kiss on television
    you're looking at the source of your troubles Cinemaphile

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were right to treat Wil Wheaton like a little homosexual.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You literally described albedo. The more photons are in an area, the less you can see things that are less bright. That's why if you were to be dropped in the light side of the moon, all you would see is blackness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok and ? What's your point? You obviously have no idea about Will Shatner going into space. Which is what I'm talking about. You are extremely confused and really way out of line.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love how this dude managed to keep it classy to this very day.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you're sick of hearing it, but Kirk (as portrayed by (You), Bill Shatner) is the ultimate gigachad, if not the ubermensch himself.
    Clint Eastwood's many characters (particularly those of his Westerns) may receive far more obvious credit for being the embodiment of manliness & virility, but somehow (You) by way of Kirk achieved both greater heights & depths than even He within one TV series & a handful of standout films.
    So, bravo to (You) William Shatner!
    Bravo!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Kirk was the perfect blend of understanding, caring but non-pushover confident alpha-male. Literally the ideal male archetype.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your character inspired millions, you are based, and everyone wishes you would last longer than Takai

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You never went to space israelite

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He actuallt said goodbye to Cinemaphile about a year ago but I'd still say thank you and God speed!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's here forever

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten (You)'s from Shat's twitter handler before.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bil, I think we should do the Tuesday Night Poker Game again.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it common knowledge that Micheal Myers mask is made from a mold of his face?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him but calling him a homosexual is too good of an opportunity to pass up. Hey Bill, you're a homosexual lol.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all real answers are just dickriding
    not to be a high level dickrider but celeboids absolutely hate that. He would want us to ask what horseshit acoustic guitar or backyard theater project he's working on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Paul Dano

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WILLIAM SHATNER IS BUTTSEX

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my brother would like to frick you. Are you interested?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's entertained me for decades and i hope hes enjoying life

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love you man but I hate that you treated James Doohan so badly. He really deserved better than he got from you.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that he was a better actor than people gave him credit for

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOS is the only real Trek. Everything else is hearsay.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ilu kirk

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell him the pool is closed.
    Specifically, his pool and dead wife in it.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [Sulu voice] Aye aye ciptin, wurp speed.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirk (yours and only yours) is best captain and TOS + 1-6 movies are best Trek
    You won

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute king, always fought the good fight, one of us

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Bill, for making George Takei seethe for 60 years and counting. Please outlive him just for the bants.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    denny crane was your best role

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boston Legal is kino.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you want to say to him?
    thank you for your service

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