>If I play a highly narcisstic version of myself, nobody can critizise me of being just that, since i'm obviously self-aware and that's t...

>If I play a highly narcisstic version of myself, nobody can critizise me of being just that, since i'm obviously self-aware and that's the joke.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is STILL butthurt that he slightly criticized Sam Hyde
    Its been almost eight years now. Let it go.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think that's all it is?
      I don't think you're being sincere.
      For instance I've never even seen any of sam hyde's stuff and I still think Tim has a stick up his butt and thinks his farts smell like roses.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes sam Hyde. And tim is just what op said. That's why hewas cast in the comedy.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my whole personality is that I have a double chin
    why are israelites so unoriginal? him and ethan klein have the same schtick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      On cinema will be studied in the future on what pure kino alternative comedy is

      He hasn't had a double chin in a while. He's skinny now.
      t. Saw him in Leeds this year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he is israeli

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't (you can tell because he is actually funny).

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's hilarious, you're just stupid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the slideshow with billy crystal was hilarious with the music, yet there was no punchline, as always. its always just mockery. cheap mockery.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the slideshow with billy crystal was hilarious with the music
        >yet there was no punchline, as always
        If it makes you laugh, that's the punchline, man. You're like a turn-of-the-century music critic saying "this isn't music, there's no tuba!", you've just got a strange, formal hand-up that isn't valid. You said it was "hilarious". That's the objective.
        >its always just mockery. cheap mockery.
        First of all, this is part of a 3+ hour long show, so I hope you're not judging it on its own merits. That's mostly my fault for sharing a clip that should be almost nonsense without the context, yet it's still funny. Secondly,
        >just mockery
        What do you think the objective of comedy is? You seem to think it's duty-bound to fulfil some higher purpose, but that's pretty well divorced from any conception I'm familiar with since Juvenal. Also, how else do you respond to a cheap, bullshit ceremony like the Oscars? I think it's a net good for comedians to satirise the hollow, mass-consumer bullshit we're served like that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the cheapness of the slideshow with the crude images was enough to warrant a surprised laugh, sure. there's something about the smugness of billy crystal that it captures. but on the whole neither that nor the whole set up has any punchline, it's just satire. smug satire to show that people that consume gala events are stupid, unlike the geniuses that watch an on cinema event for five hours straight, where "comedians" never actually present any jokes. Instead they play characters lost in their own delusions of grandeur. What is the joke exactly?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can tell by that wall of text that you don't understand comedy. This Black person is unfunny, end of story. Sorry you are also unfunny and can't see that

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the cheapness of the slideshow with the crude images was enough to warrant a surprised laugh, sure. there's something about the smugness of billy crystal that it captures. but on the whole neither that nor the whole set up has any punchline, it's just satire. smug satire to show that people that consume gala events are stupid, unlike the geniuses that watch an on cinema event for five hours straight, where "comedians" never actually present any jokes. Instead they play characters lost in their own delusions of grandeur. What is the joke exactly?

            At the end of the day, we're all presenting our comedy taste as objective, when it either makes you laugh or doesn't. That's really all that matters. I can't think of anything less fruitful than trying to explain why "it is" funny if you don't find it so (although one of you did find a short, decontextualised clip "hilarious"). If you're so sure in your taste: share some better shit. I'm sure I'd appreciate it. I haven't found a good, new comic in years.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you don't know comedy, homosexual
              you arrive at the last hour banging on the door and comedy will open and look upon you and say: "I never knew you."

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Too cowardly to post anything he likes
                Thought so, b***h.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              didn't find the whole clip hilarious, my point is what the whole act (on cinema) was striving for is contempt for one's brother. comedy is surprising one with deep truths about anything that encompasses the absurdity of existence.

              therefore, tim is a satirist, not a comedian. i cant recommend any satirists since i am not a big fan of satire. i cant recommend any modern stand up comedians really either since most of them are too cowardly to take an active stance against the innate nihilism one faces in the comedic pursuit when one entangles the absurd. they are too comfortable hiding behind atheism. i can however recommend adam egert, i find him witty and funny even though he's a virulent anti-semite.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                also,
                sam kinison
                rodney dangerfield
                don rickles
                norman macdonald
                louis ck

                and dave chappelle

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't get behind Tim Heidecker, it's just empty mocking
                >durrrr I can't get no respect, take my wife!
                Okay, moronic grandad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tim isn't fun y. Neither is sam. Sorry moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tim's a comedy genius. Rogan even thinks so. I don't give a shit about Sam (I'm not sure anyone in this thread has supported Sam, by the way).

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                "My wife used to smoke after sex, so we started using lubricant"

                that's rodney

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know his material well, I was just being flippant, but there more than one way to skin a cat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, moronic anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The gay who still won't post anything he likes because he knows his taste is shit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mentioned rodney in my list? see

                also,
                sam kinison
                rodney dangerfield
                don rickles
                norman macdonald
                louis ck

                and dave chappelle

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I thought that boomer list was from the other 'I hate Tim' guy, since he doesn't write like an edgy teenager. That's fricking hilarious. Makes even more sense you stole your dad's comedy taste, since you act like a fricking child, kek.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how have i acted as a child? you're the one using foul language in a stereotypical manner on a north korean celery weaving forum. are you more of a fan of foul mouthed comedians? do you like the ones with dirty jokes? silly!
                hope this christmas finds you well friend.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try, sunshine.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon the whole "haha idc" doesn't work when you've shown otherwise numerous times already
                you ever why things aren't going well in life?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice projection. Make a real point.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a man of god friend, hope you can see through his dynamic voice to find that he also had jesus in his heart. hope this post finds you well friend. take care and god bless.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie ignored your succinct post directed to him to REEEEE about your taste, I think he's just alone this Christmas and wants attention

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Joe Rogan make these kind of guys so mad?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must log off if you didn't find that video funny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim's lived in LA so long that he thinks he has to "do right" by criticising conservatives. Beneath the veneer, I think he's actually a pretty cool guy (he's even said he was naturally right-leaning as a younger guy), and that's why he enjoys doing caricatures of these figures so much. It's like Danny McBride - you can't play / write some of these characters if that isn't actually in you. I think that also makes Tim resentful of guys who just say what they feel and haven't had their personalities sanded-down by joyless, humourless creeps like Vic Berger.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly, I think it's cause they don't actually believe in anything and only chose their vaguely left ideology because they thought it was the only/best way to fame and money
        then they see joe rogan being way more successful (and more importantly, people actually talk about him) being slightly outside that mold and they seethe not out of indignation but jealousy

        then cover the envy with indignation to try and steal the fame for themselves

        >He's secretly /our guy/!
        It's possible to grow out of your ideology. Back in 2016 I wore a MAGA hat with 0 irony. I would comfortably say Tim leans left.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would there be irony wearing it? oh, right you got your daily semen injections directly into your butthole because you watched crapo cuck house and cumtown. it's impossible to go from right to left, it doesn't happen. the only thing that changes is your t levels

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Schizophrenic post.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's impossible to go from right to left
            Try getting a job, works on most people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, I think it's cause they don't actually believe in anything and only chose their vaguely left ideology because they thought it was the only/best way to fame and money
      then they see joe rogan being way more successful (and more importantly, people actually talk about him) being slightly outside that mold and they seethe not out of indignation but jealousy

      then cover the envy with indignation to try and steal the fame for themselves

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jealous of his success and stool humping skills

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they struggle to come up with a couple hours of content but somehow just being a martial artist with a microphone mogged the entertainer's risk on return

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY FOUND THE DEVIL HORN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jealous that guys like Joe are confident and can and will openly defend their position on things without pussying out when challenged. Confident people also find success easier without manipulation of backstabbing. Weasels hate themselves more because they had to resort to underhanded methods to eek out a win.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just jealousy. A lot of comedians are jealous when others around them have success. Marc Maron is pretty successful and he constantly seethes about Rogan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is.... there is no joke!

      Why do americans wear silly hats like that?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do white ppo look like that. dude literally looks like a demon

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tim Heidecker said this in OP's schizo mind

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s not funny at all zoomers have horrible comedy taste Sam isn’t funny either usually I’ll give him the tedx talk

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a seething sam hyde / joe rogan dickrider
    they will never be your dad, grow up

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching his livestream show. It's like Best Show with Tom Scharpling but not funny. And that's already a low bar.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just described Sam Hyde

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most important comedians right now are Adam ray and Sam talent. Seetheharder moron s

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a very punchable face

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pol seething is gay and cringe

    Tim is based. Liberalism is based.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That music is awful

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anus and andy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Famous Anus Cookies.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't find Tim, Joe, or Sam funny. You guys have shit tier tastes.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Guys!

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If I play a highly narcisstic version of myself, nobody can critizise me of being just that, since i'm obviously self-aware and that's the joke.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam shills can't let it go, plus it wasn't really even Tim it was

    Tim just had the call in show Sam came in to whine about

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I think they're both unfunny tryhard gays?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tim, Sam, or Brett?

        I respect your opinion regardless.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tim and Sam. I don't know who Brett is. I'm guessing he is also a gay

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think his on cinema stuff is pretty great. The trial imo being the peak

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    approach the bench?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FgKFvh0DbOM

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    On cinema at the cinema, the Oscer's specials and the trial of Tim Heidecker were comedy gold.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If I play a highly narcisstic version of myself, nobody can critizise me of being just that, since i'm obviously self-aware and that's the joke.
    This is also Bob Odenkirk's schtick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen odenkirk’s peterson impression? it was just a mockery of him on the verge of tears. he did it on david cross podcast recently. not his best moment.

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