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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT EXPLAIN THE PLOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'RE MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            AND WE WILL SPEND IT ON DRUGS

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              DO NOT CRINKLE YOUR FOOR WRAPPERS LOUDLY

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FOOD, crap.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS, OR WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT YOUR BABY?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BABIES DON’T WATCH THIS
      TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS!

        (RUN IT OVER AFTER THE SHOW!)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was this the best part of the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should also have played in front of every movie from then on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best part of any movie ever.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely no way someone was dumb enough to bring a 4yo to the ATHF movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        parents will take their kids to anything thay looks like a cartoon, same thing happened with Sausage Party a few years back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been told that my parents took me to see the Matrix when I was a baby.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, your parents must have been cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You overestimate the average moron.
        People will see a cartoon and immediately think "Ahh, this is the perfect movie to babysit my shitty kids for a few hours!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There is absolutely no way someone was dumb enough to bring a 4yo to the ATHF movie.
        Just like there is no way the city of Boston would lose its god damned mind and get worked into a frothing panic because of some light brights

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally the poster for the fricking movie. How did anyone get confused??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a poster for ants?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This poster makes Carl look like the main character. Which makes since because he's the best character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never overestimate the brain level of burgers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes there is. People are smarter now, but I remember a couple years years ago moronic parents were bringing their kids into movies like Deadpool and Sausage Party.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >People are smarter now
          Do you think wuflu's been selecting for intelligence or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody has ever been kept safe by the words 'nobody would be stupid enough to...' because even smart people make hasty or ill-considered decisions given incomplete information, so dumbasses do that but more often and more badly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come on man, people were mad about deadpool becuse they took their kids to see it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO
    AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO

    AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the slow backing out by the other concessions

  10. 2 years ago
    Boco

    Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indecent Exposure is a Class 2 Felony!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the entire movie was ALRIGHT and then the ending

    WTF WAS THAT ENDING

    IT WAS SOOOO FRICKING BAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLAY THE DRUM SOLO OF LIFE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aqua teen movie
      >ending is complete nonsense
      that's right.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When did this show jump the shark? I didn't like the last season

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Dave Willis himself says the movie sucks in retrospect, and that only the first 5 minutes are funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When and where did he say that?

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