There's a TV show I watched probably 15 years ago, maybe longer. It was a fictional making-of series following some guys trying to become tasteful porn producers. There was as episode about them trying to make the male actors perform better and the solution they came up with was to add hormones to their pasta lunch. They named it testosteroni. I can't remember the name of the show and it bothers me every day.
i feel like it would've been cheaper and more convenient to just put viagra in those meals, but hey if that hormone thing worked then good lol where do I acquire testosteroni?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think it backfired on them. Some crew member didn't know what was happening and ate it all. The only other plot point I can remember is when they finally started filming something, it was a Julius Caesar parody and the writer changed the line to "lend me your rears" thinking he was the most clever man in the world.
I suppose if I can't find the show you could get those Nugenix infomercial pills and grind them up into your food.
9 months ago
Anonymous
will ftm troony hormones suffice? >lend me your rears
lmao
>those leather pants
FFFFUUCCKKKK my wiener is throbbing
You become honorary
Aside from Furio, they don't even speak Italian. Only a few words on israelitetalian like gabagool
>tfw no 19 year old mommy tiktok thot
Dem spicy meat-a balls!
No. First you must learn to slice garlic thin enough for it to liquify in a pan
For its Cora and Mariluuuuuuuuu
No. You will become israeli.
Unlikely. But you might start pronouncing Italian words in a more Neapolitan way.
I love leather pants bros
Mommy milkers now!
Those are not italians.
You're right, they're Sicilian
>lays under tree with only my penis wrapped
Hey look this next present is for the both of you haha.
>inb4 they proceed to chop your dick off in order to make mincemeat for their spagbol
That's fine too. At least it will finally go to good use.
what do you think a spaghetti which sauce contains semen in it would be called like?
spaghetti spermonara?
There's a TV show I watched probably 15 years ago, maybe longer. It was a fictional making-of series following some guys trying to become tasteful porn producers. There was as episode about them trying to make the male actors perform better and the solution they came up with was to add hormones to their pasta lunch. They named it testosteroni. I can't remember the name of the show and it bothers me every day.
i feel like it would've been cheaper and more convenient to just put viagra in those meals, but hey if that hormone thing worked then good lol
where do I acquire testosteroni?
I think it backfired on them. Some crew member didn't know what was happening and ate it all. The only other plot point I can remember is when they finally started filming something, it was a Julius Caesar parody and the writer changed the line to "lend me your rears" thinking he was the most clever man in the world.
I suppose if I can't find the show you could get those Nugenix infomercial pills and grind them up into your food.
will ftm troony hormones suffice?
>lend me your rears
lmao
It would be extremely painful.
>"lend me your rears"
Yes, and if you watch Man of Steel you'll get superpowers.
Not really you just start rambling about gabbygool and go EYY and OOH a lot.
Guidos are not Italian.
The Sopranos features zero Italians, buy plenty of 5th gen fat Americans
you have the family tree ready? i would assume theyre 3rd gen
Give me one thousand more.