>if movie violence actually happened to your family wouldn't that be really fricked up

>if movie violence actually happened to your family wouldn't that be really fricked up
Woah...this is truly brilliant...thank you haneke for such a marvellous intelligent insight
It's on par with your other brilliant observation of if life is too good and calm you should have a nice day

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the Naomi Watts reshoot of this, it was arthouse cringe but some really good coomer material sprinkled in the middle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looked it up
      >it's some sticc without her nipples showing
      worthless never watching it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naomi Watts jumping around in her underwear: while tied up, crying and moaning. That does it for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does what?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            "It" is what it does.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny games

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              So Naomi Watts jumping around in her underwear (while tied up, crying and moaning) does funny games for you?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny things with my peepee

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like funny haha? Like you have a clown peepee? Does it honk?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it only seems like it has good ideas because its so meta and subversive. the movie is equivalent to going "lol characters in novels aren't real they just exist in your HEAD OMG".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sadism kino

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hanecke is peak Austrian ethics, don't have too much fun or you're ze bad little Hansel

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you just turn it off midway then? Huh?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I turned it off 20 minutes in, looked up the plot summary and was like "nah I'm good".

      Haneke is probably permaseething that he never figured out how to do what Yorgos does.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of midwit conclusion is that?

        real reason: you're a frickin pussy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >midwit conclusion
          >literally what the film and director is saying

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's saying you're fricked up for watching it. it's not about your own life or family at all.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get the idea
              >script it
              >write it
              >do all the work to film and produce it
              >"hurr durr u are the ones that are ebil1!!!!!"
              Haneke is truly a genius of such epic scale that mortals cannot comprehend him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he make it?
      >dude violence is...violent
      waoh....

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/rzFKvvk.jpg

        >if movie violence actually happened to your family wouldn't that be really fricked up
        Woah...this is truly brilliant...thank you haneke for such a marvellous intelligent insight
        It's on par with your other brilliant observation of if life is too good and calm you should have a nice day

        >violence isn't carthartic like in the movies!
        >it's actually really scary and horrid

        yeah that's why we watch movies moron.
        amazing that he got to make this movie twice.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the twist was they're in some kind of simulation, and the family were NPCs or maybe I'm fricking moronic kek

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>if movie violence actually happened to your family
    Except it wasn't movie violence, it was cartoon violence especially once the remote control came into play.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like movie that have the balls to kill kids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad you sound like someone who would get mad that they killed the dog.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a great movie and I enjoyed, but not for reasons Haneke intended, he is an absolutely insufferable homosexual

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think that this worked as Haneke intended. The cold and clinical way it's shot, the fact that you don't see anything and the hopelessness of everything actually make it more scary and disturbing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly do you think he intended?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit movie

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she would have just given him the eggs like they asked the whole problem could have been avoided

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just sorry I didn't watch this in a theater to experience all the pleb seething firsthand. Great fricking show.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hack director makes moronic movie
      >everyone calls it moronic
      >no further thought spared
      >UH SEETHING BRO
      Hanekegays are truly braindead

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