If my wife tried this bullshit is punch her in the fricking head and skull frick her to death
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If my wife tried this bullshit is punch her in the fricking head and skull frick her to death
If my wife tried this bullshit is punch her in the fricking head and skull frick her to death
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You are an jncel anon
You are not convincing anyone
Did you get a handjob from your wife for your birthday?
>thinks a dry, uninterested tug job from a person watching an eBay auction on your birthday is a good thing
>calls other people incels
You'd beat up your own hand?
I've done it before I'll fricking do it again
Haha wife is a hand hahaha such an original joke that never gets old hahaha
have some class that is the mother of your child anon
all the porno sex shit should only be used on an escort or a young sidechick.
she was giving him a half assed handjob while being distracted by other bullshit and nagging him about chores. on his birthday
This image really gets to the heart of the problem.
Walt was a low value male.
Their love life was shit because he didn't satisfy her sexually. He could barely provide for his family, and his impotent sperm gave her a moron child.
Naturally, she was less willing to puts up with his shit, as opposed to chad Ted. Doesn't make her a bad person, it's just nature and biology.
The only reason to hate Skyler is if, you too, are a low value male and self-insert as Walt. Incels are particularly butthurt by her character because it completely btfo's their epic badass power fantasy and shows them, insistently and matter-of-factly, the realities of somebody like that going into crime.
This.
I loved the show when it aired and thought Walt was a badass, but I rewatched it recently and realized he's actually a weak, pathetic piece of shit. He's not some good guy who becomes corrupted by power and money, he's a horrible person from the very beginning who simply couldn't do as much harm because he was so weak and powerless, but once he gained more power he was able to do more harm to people, not because he got corrupted but because the evil that was always inside of him had more opportunities to manifest in more drastic ways.
Piece of shit guys up the food chain get a pass all the time.
genuine reddit take
Sounds like my political extremist mother.
Nah Skyler is just a fricking prostitute
If she was married to Ted she would have fricked Walt instead
Skyler did nothing wrong chud
Walter White was well within his rights to pour a bucket of someone else's vomit down her throat, and stand there watching her choke to death, for what she did.
A handjob is like the only sexual act a man can do by himself, he should have raped her on principle.
>he should have raped her on principle
That's literally how that episode ends
That's a different episode isn't it? Also they cut the actual rape out of the show didn't they
>shows them, insistently and matter-of-factly, the realities of somebody like that going into crime.
That's more the pharmacist from BCS. Walt turned out to be a secret Chad whether you think it's realistic or not.
He broke bad, he never broke Chad. His ego is too fragile for that. It does make Skyler stay but ultimately he manages to frick it all up.
>broke Chad
kek Breaking Chad could be a good title for a Zyzz biopic
>Doesn't make her a bad person, it's just nature and biology.
wrong.
so how come everyone here looks the other way when carmella cucks tony?
>richer than walt
>has more sex than walt
>has 2 non-moronic children
>charitable (hires pregnant women)
>did nothing wrong (taxation is theft)
yes.
Tony was cucking her for much longer
Who the frick watches bb and sel-inserts as Ted lmao
If you think ted>walt because he got to frick anna guns post-preganncy moron-factory you have insecurity issues.
Jesus christ. The older I get and the more life experience I have the more cringe this bullshit comes across as. Skyler didn't respect Walt because Walt was a pushover who had no boundaries and avoided confrontation. The entire show is basically cautionary tale of what happens to people who are complete fricking losers who don't stand up for themselves and then suddenly gain power, they abuse it.
You are a cucked gen x male who's probably around 43 and already emasculated to a woman
This is a good post representing the current cultural programming in America.
I honestly enjoy a good handjob, my GF will jerk me off while we watch movies sometimes and it turns me on a ton, less is more sometimes
I'd rather have no sex
She's watch BBC
Nice english, chink
Bloody benchod sir I rape you next week thank
through-the-keyhole bedroom scenes are the biggest demoralization effort they can do, they want to make the bedroom about anything and everything other than a sex and sleep sanctuary. Mostly an argument ground zero. If your wife watches modern slop sneakily you should also have a doggy door installed in the bedroom so you can throw her out out of it if she picks up any of the habits they want to transfer to her.
>you should also have a doggy door installed in the bedroom
good idea, that should bring morale back up
I'm surprised she didn't just rub him above the duvet
boy this seems to be the only job she was willing to do.
Maybe she was scared of getting pregnant again after the cripple.
Getting pregnant at 40+ would take a Christmas miracle. You got more chance of Walter coming liquid gold than knocking that b***h up
Yea but if she did imagine how much more of a cripple it would be
Then why did she have another baby with Ted in season 2?
What fricking moron cums all over their own bed sheets and blanket?
>Husband turns 50
>Give him fake bacon and a lousy handjob
Skyler apologists are the worst fricking people.
Fake bacon should be illegal
My wife wants to finger my ass for some reason
Try it, feels good.
You gonna let her or what
No, it isnt worth the chance of her doing it then regretting it and losing all respect for me, a man should emulate masculinity and i dont want a loose butthole
sexual insecurity is not very masculine of you anon
and assuming youve taken shits bigger than your wifes finger im sure your butthole will live to tell the tale
but each to their own. don't do something you don't want to do.
>letting your woman cuck you is actually masculine and secure af brah
cucking is a different thing, but my concern wasn't with whatever your wife was doing, it was that you didn't do it out of sexual insecurity. it wasnt about self respect or healthy boundaries (which is why you shouldn't get cucked) but out of fear of being seen as less of a man by your wife. im sorry drawing attention to that got to you, i know how sensitive you get.
That wasnt me, I'm the real assfingering wife anon, i don't think its really sexual insecurity as much as i have an image as a man i feel the need to uphold
when i think of masculinity i don't really think about what goes in or out of a guys butthole but thats just me. and while i understand why its intimidating, i don't think your wife would think less of you if you let her try something that would turn her on (and presumably turn you on as well).
once again, don't do it if you don't think you would enjoy it, don't be forced into anything you dont want to do and at the end of the day you know your wife better than some morons on Cinemaphile, so if it really would be a problem just forget it and you'll be fine
Thank you for the insight analanon. I will heed your words and mull it over to try to make a more informed decision
This homie bouta let his wife turn him gay lmaooo
Id be worried about her getting poop on her finger. Id retch like a madman if I even got a whiff of it