If Nickelodeon entrusted you to write the Spongebob finale, how would you do it?

If Nickelodeon entrusted you to write the Spongebob finale, how would you do it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spongebob rips off his face and says "skin theory is canon"

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue from the first movie and try to give all the shafted characters from it a bigger spotlight I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real spongebob doesn't have continuity

  3. 8 months ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    Idk, but it'd probably involve Spongbob meeting patchy and Ween.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A timeskip where the Krusty Krab has expanded into a McDonalds type franchise and Mr Krabs has retired, they set you up to think Spongebob is the new head of the business, but it's really Pearl and Sponge is still a fry cook because he enjoys it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but the finale HAS to have Spongebob meet Patchy at some point.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpongeBob shoots up Bikini Bottom for 20 minutes

    • 8 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      Technically they did that in season 1, Sandy's Rocket, he just did it with a net gun.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpongeBob get iPad

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spongebob and his pal Patrick manage to escape the animation studio and run onto the streets of Korea. They're chased by the animators but give them the slip, eventually stowing away on a plane to the US. Their arrival there is met with huge fanfare and they become instant celebrities. However, after Patrick threatens the life of the president on live TV he is arrested and sent to the Guantanamo Bay detention facility. Spongebob stages a daring rescue by freeing other cartoons from the cartoon realm and assaulting the prison. In the process, they kill several guards, and the guards' souls are sent to the cartoon realm where they stage a rebellion. As the conflict escalates in both the 2D and 3D worlds, reality begins to completely break down. Several different endings will be filmed/animated and shown at random in different locations so that no one knows which one is really canon.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 minute sex scene

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the first movie.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plankton, fed up with being unable to get the formula for so long, decides to destroy any trace of it instead to ruin krab's business and leave himself on top by default. Burns anywhere the recipe might be written and wipes the krusty crew's memories. But there's a twist.
    Remember that moment in S2E12 where Spongebob reproduced by budding? Turns out it wasn't just a 3-second gag, the sponge of the past couple decades has been just a bud. The real spongebob is off hiding, and he still knows the secret formula. Everyone has to rush off and find him before Plankton does and wipes his memories too, and thus any trace of the formula. At the last desperate moment, spongebob spreads the formula as widely as possible, finally revealing it and forever insuring plankton will never be top restaurateur.

    Episode closes out with Patchy making his own krabby patty.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only idea in this thread that actually feels like it could happen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if the formula is everywhere, wouldnt that devalue mr krabs restaurant?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krabs could always make a new formula and mainstay food, or just keep making patties because the OG is always best. Plankton lacks the creativity and skill to keep up with the former (as evidenced by the past 23 years of the series) and the latter gets him branded as a sub-par cash-in copycat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't everyone having the formula be functionally the same as no one having it?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the final episode, I would have Spongebob unzip his back and reveal it was just Ren & Stimpy in a costume the entire time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd actually be kinda hilarious

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you write it

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick marries a hot mermaid and goes to meet with Spongebob who became a islamic fundementalist who hates land dwellers alongside his 2nd wife Sandy cheeks covered fully exept for the eyes

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bobe get ipad

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plankton gets the recipe and opens a knockoff Krusty Krab that runs the original out of business

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone dies of pollution

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought Patty Hype would've been a perfect ending to the show. He owns the Krusty Krab and can't possibly be happier.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    adaptation of bikini bottom horror

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A shady Se7en-like mystery-thriller, revolving around the uncovering of the skin theory, which ends up with Squidward committing a real life mass shooting at the Nickelodeon HQs before he dies of bitterness as he’s crying over Hillenburg’s grave

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