If she's mid, who would you have cast as Barbie? real actresses only, no tiktok prostitutes and plastic dolls from korea. Also Sweeney Sydney looks stoned out of her mind all the time so that's another option out.
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If she's mid, who would you have cast as Barbie? real actresses only, no tiktok whores and plastic dolls from korea.
Ken and Barbie.
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Florence is great but she's shaped like a board and is like 5'3. Even I know that her silhouette would totally take people out of what they imagine a Barbie doll is supposed to look like
Okay, well, enjoy your Margot Robbie casting. I won't even watch it for free. I don't even have an image of Margot on my computer so if femanons stopped posting her, she would cease to exist. I suggest you do that.
Alex looking old
You guys serious? Pugh is dumpy and squat. Frankly, I have no clue how she even got famous or is seen as an it girl.
She's a rich nepobabby and fricked the right fifty year old tribesmen.
He's too old and wrinkly for Ken.
Barbie has blue eyes and needs to be attractive anon
>pancake face
no
>who would you have cast as Barbie?
I wouldn't. I would listen to what Barbie had to say, and that's what no one did.
I don't think she's mid, but I would have cast the most beautiful woman in the world as Barbie.
>pic unrelated
She's like 50
ditto
sydney looks stoned all the time, improper for barbie
smol
tattoo, and really mid
>improper for barbie
why? If they're going to make her a turbo-feminist why not make her a large-breasted stoner as well?
>tattoo, and really mid
this is mid in what parallel reality?
you're just a homosexual zoomer with trash taste bro
who's your favorite, Zendaya? Florence Pig? Hunter Trannie?
how'd she end up so hot when her dad is fricking hugo weaving of all people?
because you're moronic, Hugo is her uncle.
whatever, i imagine her dad looks like his brother
i sense a pattern
she's a bit old for it now (even tho she's drop-dead gorgeous), but Chastain ca. The Help would've made a great Barbie, both looks- and acting-wise
I would have cast her 10 years ago.
I cant think of any attractive celebrities anymore. Everyone is ugly now.
January Jones, fämärämäjämä
Here's my choice, Emma Roberts
Sydney Sweeney. It's not even a debate. Even J Law would be better.
>Sydney Sweeney
Wtf i love downs syndrome now
Samara Weaving.
there, you lost, now frick off out of here with your moronic opinion.
>tattoos
ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, into the trash she goes
1) Margot Robbie has tattoos too
2) you cover those up to play a role
3) you're just a bunch of gays, aren't ya
>1) Margot Robbie has tattoos too
yes, she is also LITERAL garbage
>2) you cover those up to play a role
you can't cover up being utter garbage, it shines through every time
>3) you're just a bunch of gays, aren't ya
nah
>you can't cover up being utter garbage, it shines through every time
you do know that like 99% of actresses have tats right?
I hate tats too, but you're gonna have to deal with reality at some point
>deal with reality
>talking about actresses in Hollywood films
no, I don't think I will
>you do know that like 99% of actresses have tats right?
wild exaggeration
no, not really. many have a couple tiny ones but actresses with zero tattoos are rare as frick.
and I find it weird because they will have to cover them up in makeup in many shows and movies.
it just doesn't make sense on a practical level.
>it just doesn't make sense on a practical level.
they are self-centered entitled c**ts, who coulda thunk it?
>no, not really
yes really. no need to double down on your moronation
i think margot robbie is perfectly cast as a vapid, plastic-looking prostitute who will do anything her masters say.
if she only didnt have bags under her eyes like she hasn't slept since she actually turned 33 about 6 years ago.
Gee idk maybe any one of the thousand of young blonde bimbos roaming la?
Florence Pugh!
Julia Butters with a blonde wig
Zendaya, Hunter or Beyonce.
pick one
brec bassinger
where the face, lots of b***hes have good bodies
lots of flash to hide imperfections, she looks kind of weird for a perfect doll
face too round
ayyy lmao
pure definition of mid
madison iseman
dove cameron
She has more plastic in her face than an actual Barbie doll
why are women like this
checked, unironically in her case bimbofication was an improvement
kathryn newton
I bet she tried out for the part
I'd cast Snood
chloe grace moretz would have been my personal pick for barbie, but we all know why greta chose an elderly woman.
>Born Greta Celeste Gerwig
>August 4, 1983 (age 39)
you're only picking a younger but uglier woman so I don't see the difference
seriously Black person you've gotta be joking with cgm, she's zendaya level hideous
Great choice
SHE AIN'T MID
shes gettingg close to wall and while not ugly, she has this artificial look to her. lot of makeup, cgi to fix shit and surgery. shes thin and decent body, etc, but just something off about her look despite it all. for barbie, youd want someone like younger reese witherspoon or some shit. Someone with ability to do serious and comedy and can actually act while looking good.
>cast as Barbie
>no tiktok prostitutes and plastic dolls
What's next? Obama: The movie, but don't cast a black dude? Snow White, but don't cast a white girl?
>Snow White, but don't cast a white girl
um, anon...
Is this bait? Why would you post a pic where she looks smoking?
I can guarantee if you met her in real life like that you wouldn't even be able to string a sentence together with your spaghetti flying everywhere. You would also hoverhand in a pic with her. Get off the Internet, women are twice as attractive in real life. The only thing I agree with is that she's too old for barbie, but as far as looks goes it's a goat casting
>elsa-jean-nude.jpg
This is actually one of the very rare photos of her being somewhat clothed. Are you mentally ill?
Aly Michalka would have been a good choice.
Barbie might be your last chance to get laid
Go out this week and find a girl. Ask her out to the theaters. Go see Barbie. Get laid.
A movie like this only comes out once every 5 years. Hurry before the apocalypse begins August 5th.
her face is 10/10
but her body is 1/10
hence, she's 5/10
>but her body is 1/10
I have played in worse venues
Her body is great you absolute turbo homo.
the absolute porn addiction...
porn? go a to a beach in Italy, you can see hundreds of random women with better bodies.
I don't know if you're an amerilard or a bong mutant or a mexican't or whatever, but Robbie's body is literally nothing.
random french or spanish girls would mog her to death.
I didn't even mention the scandinavians.
I'm sorry for you and whatever dysgenic shithole you live in.
Why are you so mad Barbie doesn't look like a porn star?
And Margot can frick anyone anytime, she doesn't need to change anything about her body.
>Why are you so mad Barbie doesn't look like a porn star?
I just literally told you...
never mind, you're a moron, you can't even read a post you're replying to.
>And Margot can frick anyone anytime, she doesn't need to change anything about her body.
how is this even part of the discussion? Harvey could also frick anyone at anytime, I wouldn't call him handsome, would you?
you're a double moron.
or a woman with a similar body. KEK at you
Wtf is "mid"?
Mid pack
That girl from lost kinda looks the part
The bug poster isn't here yet, I hope he is okay.