If Smaug was just a small dragon then what defense did the races of medieval earth have against the much larger ones?

If Smaug was just a small dragon then what defense did the races of medieval earth have against the much larger ones?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Ancalagon the black just collapse into its' own weight?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the one asking the questions here pal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if his bones and organs were made out of ordinary, non-magical materials that animals on earth are made of, yes. but he clearly wasn't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's magic. Ain't gonna explain shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't that big.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That big motherfricker was enough to push back the armies of Valinor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enough to push back the armies of Valinor.
      Aren't they supposed to be God people? I guess size is everything

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because even the smaller ones were extremly rare. Everyone just didn't go anywhere near where the larger ones lived.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Glaurung wasn't like that, where is the source for that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found it on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it's bullshit

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just ask Ancalagon the Black to frick up Sauranman?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They eat orcs to prevent overpopulation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The glimmering of the treasures sustains the dragon.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was their hoarding policy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First come first served.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fanfic.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elven Bvlls was all they needed.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eärendil

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell does Ancalagon eat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      smaller dragons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watuhmelin, chikin an sippin lean

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glaurung
    fricker was stabbed with a regular sword, he was just an oversized lizard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't look him in the eye.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo don't curse me to have a relationship with my smoking hot long lost sister nooooo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancalagon wasn't that big either, and he has only participated in one battle in his short life, getting killed by Eärendil

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest dragon
    >Black
    was Tolkien a cuckgay?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    .....but which 40k primarch -specifically- could take down Ancalagon the Black?

    One? All? None?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnus
      He's got magic n sheit

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything against the much larger dragons, I would listen to them and that's what no one did.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incelagon the black

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