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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I get really violent thoughts about killing everyone and/or destroying everything around me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get sexual thoughts about stopping you and fricking your mother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The hero Cinemaphile needs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By day he is Mutherphuk Stoppinski, mild mannared milkman! But by night he is.. STOP'N MOTHERFRICK!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Finally a proper polish superhero

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But not the one it deserves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small time. The peak thought is hoping and wanting the full absolute destruction of the Earth so that the mistake of humans is never repeated. Humans are shit and the Earth should be destroyed so that humans can't exist anymore. No do overs should the Earth be destroyed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small time. The peak thought is hoping and wanting the full absolute destruction of the Earth so that the mistake of humans is never repeated. Humans are shit and the Earth should be destroyed so that humans can't exist anymore. No do overs should the Earth be destroyed.

      it's sad to see children using this site, please go back to youtube/twitch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because you're massively codependent and you crave any kind of validation from others at this point, even if it comes in the form of hatred and fear. Learn how to set boundaries, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Similar feeling here except I really want to see the end of the world, the misery the early days of lockdown caused normal people was a small taste of it and I crave more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small time. The peak thought is hoping and wanting the full absolute destruction of the Earth so that the mistake of humans is never repeated. Humans are shit and the Earth should be destroyed so that humans can't exist anymore. No do overs should the Earth be destroyed.

      dont worry guys, middle school will be over before you know it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile breast envy thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Betty has the hips and thick tights, that makes her superior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Betty being inadequate in any way
      She's cute as frick, homie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Betty's too self-confident to experience breast envy, Max Fleischer even described her boobs as something along the lines of "the most self-confident little bust you've ever seen,

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because TMNT is a shitty family friendly censored cartoon for kids. Remember in Shitty North America animation is ONLY for kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That and people have an imagined uber boober April in their memory, with a neckline that reaches her belly button when in reality she was more like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        body language

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rev up those pizza ovens!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            XD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn look at tht

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember the show ever being so fluid. Even the intro only had a few moments of really solid motion, while plenty of other times things were fairly static. Was this some instance of the animation being outsourced to a studio that really gave a shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fluid but janky as frick looking reminds me of those Philippines animated X-Men eps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I imagine my first attempt at animating something would look like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this looks like shit, what hppened?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What happened is cranking out 65 episodes a year because TMNT was printing money. And the show never looked that good past season 1 anyway

          Also fun fact; in the last few season April ditches the yellow jumpsuit and gets redesigned.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Archie stuff ditch the jumpsuit even earlier not a fan of her redsign she got later, might be my least favorite April look.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Weird how her and 2k3 both look like Ariel from The Little Mermaidbin some ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chris Allan was definitely using Ariel as reference material.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For television animation, it looks great. You're just not used to seeing movement in your shitty tv cartoons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is just so darn sassy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        April rarely had cleavage in the cartoon coomer.

        That's why the Konami games were the best. Those horny pixel artists weren't constrained by western puritanism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not just them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that looks awesome. how much does soemthing like that go for?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Probably a few grand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >5'8"
          >only 115 lbs
          I coom

      • 2 years ago
        Kotonohas' Husbando

        That scene used all the damn budget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually like this. It's silly and "over-animated" but at least it's not a static image with moving lips. Compared to pokemon and modern moe shit this is kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This feels like a segment in the first Heavy Metal movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jay this is how normal people talk!
        >I dont want to hear it!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jews?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HA!
          That was my first thought too.
          I guess they really do run the media.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        body language

        >Rev up those pizza ovens!

        This looks like they had at least 6 or 7 unrelated key frames they just strung together for this scene.
        Her body language makes absolutely zero sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed it was soms kind of AI applied to the old animation to add extra frames.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, all legit.
            https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1n0a6y
            6:35 in.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow crazy a cartoon from back in the 80's that isn't playing music nonstop.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there are hundreds of examples of western cartoon women with huge cans

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Small breast envy is alot more common in real life

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they start making April so young in TMNT cartoons? i mean i guess it's only been 2, right? But still, why the change?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To make her more appealing to the hip target audience?
      After Rise she can't get any worse.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    April rarely had cleavage in the cartoon coomer.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like how whenever there is a new April, she gets drawn getting banged by previous futa Aprils
    the next is gonna have a hell of a wiener-hangover

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give her some slack. She was running away from a gang that was about to rape her in a dark sewer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love tit envy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shh, April's sleeping.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't look like something from 2013, what a pioneer of internet neurosyphilis.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about? it's basically just an mlg clip meme, even uses the same dubstep music.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And then cozy breastfeeding happens?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She keeps her expression like in the lower right the whole time, but yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does she complain in the middle when she has to switch from the left tit to the right tit?
        Is she still making the face when she gets burped afterward?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and yes

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that 2012 April's mom was voiced by 87 April.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She kinda looks like her too, but with blond hair.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    April is F-L-A-T!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black April failed
        >what, we just go back to the 80s design and act like nothing happened?
        >it works
        absolute kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How long will it take before they just nut up and make a new version of the 80s show?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's so odd that hasn't happened already. And enough of aging April down.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >And enough of aging April down.
              The biggest problem is Viacom bought TMNT specifically as a Nickolodeon property. By all means it should be a general one; make teen aimed TMNT movies for Paramount +, hell do a full adult action movie like Bodycount. And of course have our Nick kid's show and nick jr. toddler turtles.

              But its a Nick show and Nick can only have kid protagonists. Shame too because April being in her late 20's was a unique character trait.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, there is an 80's throwback comicbook in the works. So, something is moving in the right direction.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was an explicit 80's throwback game, after all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that this is a fetish.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "You're the April from another universe? But you are so...small"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's pretty stacked for a little girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was like 14 or 15, I think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They state she's 15. So are the turtles.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does the game have skins? I liked 03 redhead April the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Irma has the cutest sprite tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Gosh, it's kinda like Moonlighting."

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nexusmods.com/tmntshreddersrevenge/mods/39
    It's fixed now.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love 80s April, but I get the changes in modern versions. 2012 worked extremely well in that show... except for the stupid Dark Phoenix arc, but let's not linger on that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just give me 2003 with 87 type of design since 87 a bit of bimbo personality wise and 2003 an actual character but not in the annoying strong woman way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2003 was dogshit April, showing up in less than half the eps, actively going "no I don't want to go on an adventure" when offered great shit like a trip to the time of the dinosaurs, barely showing any emotional response when bad things happened to the guys, and generally being a doormat that let them do what they wanted with her stuff with rarely even a Marge Simpson groan. It took Rise to come up with a more pointless "she's there because we were told we needed an April" version.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every version of April has been closer than the previous version with the turtles. Next April will be a turtle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Every version has been more like the turtles

            Nah, Rise was a step back. 2012 was a mutant herself (with her "sixth sense" serving as an explanation for how she picked up fighting pretty quickly), and her story was pretty tightly woven with the guys. Rise was a girl that just knew them "somehow," and could fight because she did a montage.

            I mean the next version might be a turtle, but Rise disproves your theory about her getting more like the turtles with each incarnation.

            For better or worse that's how Mirage April was like; who got frustrated with the time she was spending with the turtles and wanted to go live a normal life to the point even splinter told her to frick off for her own good. If anything 80's toon April is the outlier-no doubt why she's the most popular one. But Movie April wasn't exactly all for running into the action, either. and at any rate, by the end of 03 April was way more willing to tag into the actual fighting.

            >For better or worse

            Worse, anon. Mirage April was great initially, but over time Eastman and Laird clearly had no idea what to do with her. 2003 was the same problem taken to 11. First few stories worked, and then she was just orbiting them, brought in occasionally when the writers went "oh yeah, April exists." She was a bad version of the character, sorry. When Karai walked up to her and went "I killed the turtles" and left evidence April just went "oh no." When she found out they were alive she went "oh I'm so happy!" And that was about it. In terms of showing emotion it was maybe a 3 on a 10 scale. Why should I care about a character that reacted to the "deaths" of the guys about as forcefully as someone that found out Dunkin Donuts was out of her favorite flavor?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Mirage April was great initially, but over time Eastman and Laird clearly had no idea what to do with her. 2003 was the same problem taken to 11.

              Mirage April already falls into "oh yeah, she exists" tier after the return to NY arc. She's even more of a doormat because for the entirety of their time in Northhampton, which is longer in the comics, she's basically their only source of income. She doesn't even get a good job either, she's just an over stressed waitress . When she actually does get a decent job she ends up leaving it to just be a landlord. This is all within the first volume.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I'm aware. I'm saying it's more egregious with 2003.

                With Mirage you can say "well they were figuring it out as they went along, and it's not THAT long a story when you think about it, so it's unfortunate she fell by the wayside but not too bad." With 2003 they knew going in that April was popular and hadn't been served well in the original comics over time. They didn't solve the problem, and with a LOT more story it stands out more that the lady in the opening credits is in significantly less than half the episodes. They HAD ways they could've used her better, there were a couple early episodes where they treated her like, y'know, a brilliant computer scientist engineer... and then they forgot and she became an occasional NPC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For better or worse that's how Mirage April was like; who got frustrated with the time she was spending with the turtles and wanted to go live a normal life to the point even splinter told her to frick off for her own good. If anything 80's toon April is the outlier-no doubt why she's the most popular one. But Movie April wasn't exactly all for running into the action, either. and at any rate, by the end of 03 April was way more willing to tag into the actual fighting.

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