A fem Mordecai would kinda be like Margaret early on, in that she'll probably have a bunch of partners and would wonder why any of them didn't work out. Difference is Margaret eventually realize and grew out of it while Fem Mordecai would probably struggle with the problem for way longer, if not ending up as a wine aunt basically.
Mordecai is not really an incel, I mean during a time the issue is that he has 2 women into him. He is just totally affraid of talking with Margaret at the start.
They wouldn't be hot but VERY mid and they'll still have very shitty personalities. Mort would probably be seen as an easy lay.
It actually works out pretty well since she'd still have oneitsis for Mark/Margret who's a chad just hopping from girl to girl but doesn't really see her that way.
So Margaret would be a dudebro Chad that rails a different girl every episode?
Yeah that's what Margret basically was.
>If they were girls, would their personalities have changed much?
Mordecai and Rigby work as snapshots of a typical male.
Keeping the theme, but for women, would mean giving them different personalities.
I'd make them baristas or social media specialists in a city somewhere.....They sort of did that with Eileen and Margaret now that i think about it, but I'd have to make them more bummy.
Their ultimate personalities don't really need to change that much though. Like maybe swap up the interests a bit but being a 20something loser with shit priorities and no direction in life isn't sex-specific.
>Their ultimate personalities don't really need to change that much though. Like maybe swap up the interests a bit
Sooo uh, which interests wouls shift? Curious to see what people have in mind.
Benson is many things but I think he's mature enough to be a boss and dish out orders, especially towards a bunch of insipid twenty somethings he wouldn't really be compatible with. If anything, any sexual frustration he may feel may make him even more temperamental. Legitimately, I think the only real person in the park who would hit on a female Mordecai is Muscle Man, assuming he met Starla at some point and not before Mordercai and Rigby came, and only as a lay. I think even a male Rigby wouldn't hit on a fem Mordecai, I think he would realize that it'll be stupid on top of her being a childhood friend. I could see maybe they'll do it as one time thing but I can never see it ascending over FWB.
Eiline and Margaret exist.
Eileen and Margaret have a way better head on their shoulders. If they were workers in the park, they'll be far better workers than Mordecai and Rigby.
He plays it cool (somehow) and 'obliges', but really, he's just going to his office to terminate their jobs and toss their crap out while they get their mani-pedis. Lass or not, a slacker is a slacker, and they should be treated as one.
I still think he'll keep them in like he does with regular Mordecai. One reason Mordecai and Rigby stay in despite all the bull they pull is because honestly, he probably didn't really have much choice. He'll probably just yell at them to get back to work or they're fired, because he ain't no simp.
plus episodes later on in the series kinda show that Benson does think that Modercai and Rigby are cool when they aren't acting fucking retarded, so the same would probably apply to their female counterparts
Mordecai’s not an incel, he’s just terrible at managing relationships, he had two girls who were into him.
>If they were girls, would their personalities have changed much?
Mordecai and Rigby work as snapshots of a typical male.
Keeping the theme, but for women, would mean giving them different personalities.
I'd make them baristas or social media specialists in a city somewhere.....They sort of did that with Eileen and Margaret now that i think about it, but I'd have to make them more bummy.
>Fem Mordecai simping for M Margaret who keeps giving him chances even though he gets laid with a different girl every single episode
That would be fucking hilarious.
They wouldn't be hot but VERY mid and they'll still have very shitty personalities. Mort would probably be seen as an easy lay.
mort has to be an incel tho
A fem Mordecai would kinda be like Margaret early on, in that she'll probably have a bunch of partners and would wonder why any of them didn't work out. Difference is Margaret eventually realize and grew out of it while Fem Mordecai would probably struggle with the problem for way longer, if not ending up as a wine aunt basically.
Mordecai is not really an incel, I mean during a time the issue is that he has 2 women into him. He is just totally affraid of talking with Margaret at the start.
Modern lingo describes incel as basically meaning virgin
Mordecai’s not an incel, he’s just terrible at managing relationships, he had two girls who were into him.
Yeah, he's more immature with some simpish tendecies.
It actually works out pretty well since she'd still have oneitsis for Mark/Margret who's a chad just hopping from girl to girl but doesn't really see her that way.
Yeah that's what Margret basically was.
Their ultimate personalities don't really need to change that much though. Like maybe swap up the interests a bit but being a 20something loser with shit priorities and no direction in life isn't sex-specific.
>Their ultimate personalities don't really need to change that much though. Like maybe swap up the interests a bit
Sooo uh, which interests wouls shift? Curious to see what people have in mind.
No clue, I don't know what trashy burnout girls like. I would've been fucking them if I did.
would all of them
i miss these guys
Grosser humor.
How does Benson reacts?
Benson is many things but I think he's mature enough to be a boss and dish out orders, especially towards a bunch of insipid twenty somethings he wouldn't really be compatible with. If anything, any sexual frustration he may feel may make him even more temperamental. Legitimately, I think the only real person in the park who would hit on a female Mordecai is Muscle Man, assuming he met Starla at some point and not before Mordercai and Rigby came, and only as a lay. I think even a male Rigby wouldn't hit on a fem Mordecai, I think he would realize that it'll be stupid on top of her being a childhood friend. I could see maybe they'll do it as one time thing but I can never see it ascending over FWB.
Eileen and Margaret have a way better head on their shoulders. If they were workers in the park, they'll be far better workers than Mordecai and Rigby.
Mating press, correction
He plays it cool (somehow) and 'obliges', but really, he's just going to his office to terminate their jobs and toss their crap out while they get their mani-pedis. Lass or not, a slacker is a slacker, and they should be treated as one.
I still think he'll keep them in like he does with regular Mordecai. One reason Mordecai and Rigby stay in despite all the bull they pull is because honestly, he probably didn't really have much choice. He'll probably just yell at them to get back to work or they're fired, because he ain't no simp.
plus episodes later on in the series kinda show that Benson does think that Modercai and Rigby are cool when they aren't acting fucking retarded, so the same would probably apply to their female counterparts
they'd scissor
Eiline and Margaret exist.
The Batman who laughs confirmed that the show would've flopped if they were girls.
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>If they were girls, would their personalities have changed much?
Mordecai and Rigby work as snapshots of a typical male.
Keeping the theme, but for women, would mean giving them different personalities.
I'd make them baristas or social media specialists in a city somewhere.....They sort of did that with Eileen and Margaret now that i think about it, but I'd have to make them more bummy.
Fem Mordecai’s simping would be seen as endearing and fem Rigby’s sloppiness would be seen as empowering.
So Margaret would be a dudebro Chad that rails a different girl every episode?
>Fem Mordecai simping for M Margaret who keeps giving him chances even though he gets laid with a different girl every single episode
That would be fucking hilarious.
Not much, really.