Your contention is that there are way too many data points for a female clown -- unless...
The AI identified women as clowns -- DUE TO IT'S FORMULATION.
What kind of mental gymnastics do comedy simps go through to convince themselves chicks like this are actually funny? Or do they at least admit this kind comedy is dogshit and admit they only like her because they think her zoomer arthoe aesthetic gives them a tingle in their dingle. They don’t… actually think this is funny so they?
Cmon you can’t actually think this is funny and post here… I just refuse to believe you guys can possibly find this funny
The eye thing would have been funny if it didn't have every single insufferable american humor trope in existance. It's like Americans write their jokes for literal morons. Explaining the joke or pointing out that the silly thing a character did is silly is not a punchline.
>9/10 face >Post pick so heavily filtered it looks generated >The other non sloped pics of her she look like you 14 year old brother
homosexual Simps man
She's not. Her kidcore gimmick just attracts you because you're a deviant who's attracted to children. Look at her here , she's a 6/10 that I wouldn't look twice at if I saw her on my way to work.
she has a 9/10 face but intentionally hides it with the clown shit
hnnnnggg
oh so it's like some frickin >i'm just quirky i like clowns and joking and laughter so i like to paint myself like a clown a little bit haha it's fun to express myself and
ughhh i don't care stop talking
It's worse than that. For some reason this israelite thinks she needed a gimmick to stand out so her gimmick is le quirky gross pictures. look at her instagram.
I can’t decide who I hate more on nuSNL, her of the gay china guy. They both do that godawful sporkcore shit but the other guys a flaming gay and Chinese so I guess ill say he’s worse
They can handle ruder jokes than the rest of the cast (save for maybe Jost and Che). Bowen's bit on Drag Race All-Stars 8 would never get past SNL censors
I will not accept that this is a real celebrity and someone that’s famous I just won’t believe you can’t convince me this isnt just a practical joke. You zoomers have gone too far this tiMe with your practical jokes
Maria is a competent, even good, on occasion, improv player but she is not a funny comedian. It's as it is with all women- some are funny in a moment or when riffing, but they are incapable of being funny in any type of planned, structured, formal, etc. capacity.
Maria was not infrequently funny on Bonanas, but her character would have been instantly intolerable without the other voices to dilute what Maria was doing, and set her up/keep her on the rails.
Women can be funny as people, but never as entertainers. That is to say, through absolutely zero thanks to any of their own efforts are any of them ever funny, they just happen upon it in the human lottery, but they are all critical devoid of humor, something they are solely and wholly responsible for, incapable of crafting a humorous joke/anecdote/observation, etc. through their ineptitude as thinkers, ineptitude at existence.
She’s not funny all she does is yell and act like an annoying shrill voiced israelite in every sketch. Quite possibly the most annoying SNL cast member since Chris Kattan
She is one of these mentally fricked up israelites that is actually attractive but hides it because feminism told her she has to punish the male gaze by making herself look ugly. Here she is as the Nanny and she is pretty attractive. She is not funny at all though but that isn't a requirement if you are israeli
holy shit that guy wasnt kidding, the black lady here is fricking staring at her cards the ENTIRE sketch, is it really so hard to memorize a line or get into character? jesus
Are SNL israelites really trying to pull a Pete Davidson and convince the general public this sickly yenta goblin is attractive?
They shoehorned her into the High on Life dlcs to shamelessly replace Kenny when the kicked justin roland out of the company he created. I didn't laugh once, she sucked.
I saw her live opening for adam sandler a couple months ago. She went on this unfunny bit about how nasty her pussy was for what felt like 10 minutes and kept calling out the male audience for looking at her sexually (i think it was suppose to be ironic?) Painfully unfunny and awkward
Who still watches SNL? The israelites and their token minorities aren't funny and haven't been for decades. At least watch curb if youre going to watch israeli comedy.
Who is "she"?
AI slop
AI would fix her imperfect bottom teeth. Flaws like that are a sure sign that this is in fact a real person.
It is.
Your contention is that there are way too many data points for a female clown -- unless...
The AI identified women as clowns -- DUE TO IT'S FORMULATION.
I love her like you wouldn't believe =^_^=
clussy be hittin diff'rent
Youre confusing "funny" with "frickable"
What kind of mental gymnastics do comedy simps go through to convince themselves chicks like this are actually funny? Or do they at least admit this kind comedy is dogshit and admit they only like her because they think her zoomer arthoe aesthetic gives them a tingle in their dingle. They don’t… actually think this is funny so they?
Cmon you can’t actually think this is funny and post here… I just refuse to believe you guys can possibly find this funny
>Tingle in their dingle
Now that’s comedy
The eye thing would have been funny if it didn't have every single insufferable american humor trope in existance. It's like Americans write their jokes for literal morons. Explaining the joke or pointing out that the silly thing a character did is silly is not a punchline.
Couldn't even make it 15 seconds on either.
she has pretty based taste on letterboxd. i like her but SNL is too terrible to tune in every week
>She was also a writer for The Eric Andre Show, Three Busy Debras, and Magic for Humans.
Why doesn't Colin let her eat?
she seems like the type that would have an absolute kino body but hides it all the time. i just have a feeling
she has a 9/10 face but intentionally hides it with the clown shit
she reminds me of this actress from Red Rocket, who actually has a kino body and was a former pornstar
she is not a former pornstar
she most certainly is
Dummy
>Red Rocket
shocked that movie got made in these times
I want to taste her lips so bad
hnnnnggg
>9/10 face
>Post pick so heavily filtered it looks generated
>The other non sloped pics of her she look like you 14 year old brother
homosexual Simps man
>>The other non sloped pics of her she look like you 14 year old brother
Get wrecked Cho-mo
See my post about Drag Race. Bowen went all-in on with Jimbo on the joke of dating a 3 year old Shirley Temple,
this was her before her clown transformation
Is t-that an average looking israelite!? On my teevee board? I’m in heckin love!!!!!
that's actually a 10/10 for israelites
* Is t-that an average looking asiangirl!? On my weeb website? I’m in heckin love!!!!!
No, it’s a israelite with a very large proportion of European DNA to make her not ugly.
I recognize this phenotype.She must be a fiend in bed
giv israeli wife with jet black hair and big green eyes
I can fix her.
would
Man, there are plenty of people you read about that make you feel ineffectual in comparison, but he might be the one to top them all.
He was a bright enough
He was talented enough
He was smart enough
but most importantly
He was a frickin israelite lol
his father was a religious scholar, but Goodenough seems like a very WASPy name
He was a Protestant nimrod
ineffectual at doing what?
>biopic ends with his funeral
>relative concludes oration
>so it seems, after all, he was good enough
CLUSSY
She's not. Her kidcore gimmick just attracts you because you're a deviant who's attracted to children. Look at her here , she's a 6/10 that I wouldn't look twice at if I saw her on my way to work.
Sarah Sherman gives me Paula Poundstone vibes
Didn’t this moronic dyke rape her sister or some shit?
oh so it's like some frickin
>i'm just quirky i like clowns and joking and laughter so i like to paint myself like a clown a little bit haha it's fun to express myself and
ughhh i don't care stop talking
It's worse than that. For some reason this israelite thinks she needed a gimmick to stand out so her gimmick is le quirky gross pictures. look at her instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en
You sound like a gay tbqh
And? So what if I am gay? I rather deal with modern men than woman.
most heterosexual poltard
she in some pedo cult or wtf with the gore?
Go Vols
Cream
Pie
No child or husband to meet her at the door but I'm sure there's a couch or a futon covered with cats.
"We have Pee Wee Herman at home."
cute
I can’t decide who I hate more on nuSNL, her of the gay china guy. They both do that godawful sporkcore shit but the other guys a flaming gay and Chinese so I guess ill say he’s worse
Post sporkcore
They can handle ruder jokes than the rest of the cast (save for maybe Jost and Che). Bowen's bit on Drag Race All-Stars 8 would never get past SNL censors
if she was funny i would know who she was because they would put her in everything as a gotcha to people who say women aren't funny
>they would put her in everything as a gotcha to people who say women aren't funny
Ah, the Tina Fey phenomenon.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
NOPE NOPE I CANT I WONT I JUST CANT DO IT.
I will not accept that this is a real celebrity and someone that’s famous I just won’t believe you can’t convince me this isnt just a practical joke. You zoomers have gone too far this tiMe with your practical jokes
Whoops, OP here. Wrong pic. Meant to post the only funnt female comedian ever.
Maria is a competent, even good, on occasion, improv player but she is not a funny comedian. It's as it is with all women- some are funny in a moment or when riffing, but they are incapable of being funny in any type of planned, structured, formal, etc. capacity.
Maria was not infrequently funny on Bonanas, but her character would have been instantly intolerable without the other voices to dilute what Maria was doing, and set her up/keep her on the rails.
Women can be funny as people, but never as entertainers. That is to say, through absolutely zero thanks to any of their own efforts are any of them ever funny, they just happen upon it in the human lottery, but they are all critical devoid of humor, something they are solely and wholly responsible for, incapable of crafting a humorous joke/anecdote/observation, etc. through their ineptitude as thinkers, ineptitude at existence.
I'm suspicious of the budgets of her stuff. probable rich kid.
Her and the please don’t destroy israelites both have that same trust fund nepobabt quality, ~~*you can just tell*~~ even without checking early life
Why can’t people here use the subject box? Am I supposed to know every white person with a shit eating grin?
hownew.ru
sarah sherman
>sarah sherman
Sherman was born and raised on Long Island, New York,[11] in a israeli family.
Your point exactly?
His point is israelites aren't white
how about this: if you don't know who she is, ignore the thread and move on.
No! I was vaguely interested and I wanted to know! That’s obviously why I clicked! Go frick yourself and die you fricking moron.
>what is learning something new
you can do that without throwing a little b***hfit that people should spoonfeed you.
>white
The only funny/hot woman I know of is (forget her name but she was in Scary Movie).
She’s not funny all she does is yell and act like an annoying shrill voiced israelite in every sketch. Quite possibly the most annoying SNL cast member since Chris Kattan
A frickable female is always preferable to a chinaman
>since Chris Kattan
at least he gave us mr peepers and the night at the roxbury guys
Both sucked
Mango
mango was gay and stupid. It was him projecting his true nature.
its the same shit with posers
stolen valor
false flagigng
you're not a crip because you where blue and a blood if you wear read
i want a girl to make me laugh ever like i need a bellyrub for stage 4 lymphoma
based
reddit
>This is now a Taylor Tomlinson thread
Ew
I think she's funny
She looks like she’s just begging to raped by a pack of Black folk
The Amazing Digital Circus live action looking good fr
she's silly but not funny
Unfunny israelite. Amazing how far some of you have fallen pretending she is funny because she is a 6/10.
>le random penguin of doooom!1
She’s not funny, you’re just really gay and embarrassing.
I don't get why these Rainbow-Mormon SNL writers are getting so uppity about Sarah's style, or giving Bowen a free pass
She is one of these mentally fricked up israelites that is actually attractive but hides it because feminism told her she has to punish the male gaze by making herself look ugly. Here she is as the Nanny and she is pretty attractive. She is not funny at all though but that isn't a requirement if you are israeli
Holy shit that Black person can't do sketch comedy. All she does is stares off into the distance and reads her cue cards without trying to hide it.
holy shit that guy wasnt kidding, the black lady here is fricking staring at her cards the ENTIRE sketch, is it really so hard to memorize a line or get into character? jesus
Delicious thigh gap detected
Jesus Christ, almost 6 minutes of cringe.
Unbelievably unfunny
interesting. did you know that 6 times as many children have died in gaza to israel than have died in ukraine to russia?
It's not that women aren't funny, it's that incels don't have a sense of humor
I want to drop acid with her and have her be my guide
Are SNL israelites really trying to pull a Pete Davidson and convince the general public this sickly yenta goblin is attractive?
They shoehorned her into the High on Life dlcs to shamelessly replace Kenny when the kicked justin roland out of the company he created. I didn't laugh once, she sucked.
She isn't
Cute
test
I saw her live opening for adam sandler a couple months ago. She went on this unfunny bit about how nasty her pussy was for what felt like 10 minutes and kept calling out the male audience for looking at her sexually (i think it was suppose to be ironic?) Painfully unfunny and awkward
have you seen her nasty leg tattoos?
Repellant. And probably come with a long uninteresting story like all girl tats.
I want to make Sarah Squirm by pushing my tongue inside her butthole
She sure is cute whoever she is
Who still watches SNL? The israelites and their token minorities aren't funny and haven't been for decades. At least watch curb if youre going to watch israeli comedy.
I just want to put my dick in her, that doesn't count as funny
>QUIT CLOWNING AROUND, ANON
>so why do they call her clown girl?
>I heard she wears makeup
>makeup?
>yeah, to scare away men. You know, like face painting
She's actually pretty sexy in this with a wig
nonce
She's gorgeous, she could easily be an OF model
She looks like she doesn't wash her lady bits.
That chick from The Hunt is the funniest woman of the last 40 years.
she unjewed herself
>I have become clown
>133 posts
>Not one example of her being funny at all
> So the Moth sez, "because you had that light on"
She needs to make me israeli babies father
good morning sir
We don't like shit skinned people though.
>that lollipop lick
Imagine being one of the lucky dudes to get a blowie from her
not funny but I'm gonna fap to it later
>hate makeup, even force my gfs to stop using it
>absolutely love clown makeup on women
Why is my dick like this?