Probably fewer than I would like. You assume you would be able to keep kicking the Warwicks in the face before they could get near you, but you only need two to be able to grab your legs and hold on. Then you're weighed down and the others can pile on you without being able to kick them away. What would really make the difference here is having a handheld weapon or not. If I had a mace, for example, I could keep smashing their heads open as they tried to hold down my leg
Depends if they're under insanity bloodlust. If not, once they see what I do to the first unfortunate Davis that crosses my path the rest will go waddling home.
you're gonna get tired anon
this motherfricker probably weights near 50 pounds, you might get some momentum on an initial spin, but the collision with the other midgets will provoke tension on ur arms
additionally you're posting on Cinemaphile so you're likely a fat or very skinny dude
ur not gonna make it against the horde of the Davis
you need to remember that as I'm spinning the initial davis, his body will falter leaving only the strongest parts making a lighter and better weapon. The shock of me spinning the bones of one of them will cripple their morale and I'll stomp on the rest of them
man i'd waste this guy in a hypothetical fight. with his tiny stature id be able to shove my fingers in his nose and mouth and use him as a bowling ball. he'd wake up later in a stroller on display in target wearing an lgbt approved bib and a diaper and "goo goo ga ga" written on his tummy lmao. but of course all of this is entirely in self defense and he ostensibly started some giant fight with me and i had the reasonable belief that he poses a serious threat making me entirely justified
Bobby Deniro, Joe Pesci and Al Pacine all at once. I'd beat the shit out of those geriatric boomers with no remorse.
Why you ask? To destroy the myth of manlet italian American tough guy.
has pacino ever played an italian tough guy? scarface was from cuba and carlito's way was also some Hispanic. micheal corleone explicitly was not a tough guy.
>Why you ask? To destroy the myth of manlet italian American tough guy.
Wouldn't that point be stronger if you chose an Italian of similar age to yourself?
Like Jason Biggs or somebody.
Is it ethically acceptable that he's allowed to breed a family of midgets and allow the horror to continue, projecting misery down generations? Why is this ok? What will his children do? Be cast as Ewoks in future star wars productions?
There are over 100 types of dwarfism. Some are as simple as a HGH disorder, others are more systemic. Some are genetic, some are environmental. Some are autosomal recessive (so only if both parents are carriers is there a chance), others are dominant, etc.
They're small while you're the kind of broken, rage filled person to post this. Is it ethically acceptable that your parents were allowed to breed and raise you? It's all subjective, I'd rather live next to a little person of good character than an unconscious bully.
Also, I would love to fight Moner but it's ultimate surrender style wrestling where the winner gets to rough frick the loser to completion. Even if i lose I win 🙂
What’s the closest a real life dwarf can get to being a fantasy dwarf? Like with all the muscles and big beard? I’ve seen some midgets on steroids, some look kinda close but their heads are too big, no beard, etc
Shia La Beef while wearing a MAGA hat
Gary Oldman
Jeremy Clarkson
Jim Carrey
Tarantino
Robert De Niro
Laurence Fishburne
Chris Rock with Chris Tucker commentating
Jack Black
Ed Sheeran
Aiden Gillen
Will Keen. Because he didn't move his family to Hollywood after Logan to cultivate his daughter's career, thus resulting in her descent into american thottery and a more robust and fappable instagram catalogue. Fricking prick.
The ones who hate Americans, parents protecting their children from degeneracy, Trump, Republicans, and America in general. And I don't want to fight them, I want to KILL them all!!!
fat israelite jonah hill, I just watched beach bum and I would very much like to hurt him right now, I haven't even watched moneyball cause he is in it, and it looks like a good baseball movie which I'm kinda interested in. his ability to put on a beliable acting performance is total shit
>watch Fight Club as a teen >it's the greatest shit ever >rewatch it decades later as an adult >it's a tryhard Proto-Reddit LOL-I-TROLL-U pseudo-anarcho cringefest
also Brad Pitt is a loserhomosexual who allowed his biological children to be turned into trannies.
I dont know. there are so many that I would like to fight for different reasons. from guys I would like to beat the shit out of because I cant stand the . to guys I would like to fight because it would seem like a cool story to tell
I guess for the cool badass story with someone cool it would be jet li
Jesus fricking christ I want to beat the fricking shit out of pete davidson because he has it coming for being an untalented piece of ~~*shit*~~. Him being in anything really proves ~~*who*~~ owns hollywood
id probably have to go with elliot page. i'm 5'10" with a decent build. my legs especially are very strong so i would probably open with a kick to genitals. then shove head down with soliod knee to forehead
I feel like Spielberg and Tom Hanks are too old and frail now it just wouldn't feel like a fair fight. Maybe James Corden? I think that would be satisfying
Sam Levinson
Shakespeare
How many could you realistically take in a fight?
With the collective "Davis" as for a flock of Warwick Davises- an entire Davis full
Probably fewer than I would like. You assume you would be able to keep kicking the Warwicks in the face before they could get near you, but you only need two to be able to grab your legs and hold on. Then you're weighed down and the others can pile on you without being able to kick them away. What would really make the difference here is having a handheld weapon or not. If I had a mace, for example, I could keep smashing their heads open as they tried to hold down my leg
Plot twist: they're all armed with golf clubs. Fortunately, you are too.
Depends if they're under insanity bloodlust. If not, once they see what I do to the first unfortunate Davis that crosses my path the rest will go waddling home.
Honestly two or maybe three
He’s the size of a four year old. Probably ten, maybe even more.
I genuinely believe I could take like 50
just grab one of them by the legs and spin him around as a sledgehammer
you're gonna get tired anon
this motherfricker probably weights near 50 pounds, you might get some momentum on an initial spin, but the collision with the other midgets will provoke tension on ur arms
additionally you're posting on Cinemaphile so you're likely a fat or very skinny dude
ur not gonna make it against the horde of the Davis
you need to remember that as I'm spinning the initial davis, his body will falter leaving only the strongest parts making a lighter and better weapon. The shock of me spinning the bones of one of them will cripple their morale and I'll stomp on the rest of them
The heaviest bones will be expelled first
Like I said, then I'll resort to stomping
You're both fricking moronic, removing limbs requires a tremendous amount of force if you aren't cutting or sheering
give me a baseball bat and pair of pliers for when I get to the last one
man i'd waste this guy in a hypothetical fight. with his tiny stature id be able to shove my fingers in his nose and mouth and use him as a bowling ball. he'd wake up later in a stroller on display in target wearing an lgbt approved bib and a diaper and "goo goo ga ga" written on his tummy lmao. but of course all of this is entirely in self defense and he ostensibly started some giant fight with me and i had the reasonable belief that he poses a serious threat making me entirely justified
Of course it's my boy Warwick.
grotesque gargoyle
Not funny
My lawyer will be in contact
The only right answer
I would get down on all fours to enjoy being a beast
Hardly a celebrity, but I would enjoy inserting baseball bats into Sam Hyde's rectum
I bet you would
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
I would let her win for a while 🙂
big booty latina queen
hot hot hot like a tamale!
centre right
Meanwhile Id like to beat up that homosexual Nicholas Hoult.
Tom Cruise
Woody Allen
unironically jared leto
Why? Did he cut you off in traffic?
Frick off Jared.
Oh, thought you wrote Jay Leno.
Frick Jared, fricking psycopath.
Jessica Biel
>Jessica Biel
This, oil will be involved and facesitting if I have luck, Greek style, she will win until she defeats my benis
>oops the huge oil bag in my pocket popped haha
>omg i'm so sorry i didn't mean to pull down your top haha
>cum
>ups your nipple is touching my tongue ha ha ha
Shia LaBouf. He would die.
i second that. but i need about 6 more month of training.
But he's a big guy.
For you
Nic Cage would be a good fight I think
>Cinemaphile guy
vs
>world kickboxing champion
I want to see it
Joaquin Phoenix
Bobby Deniro, Joe Pesci and Al Pacine all at once. I'd beat the shit out of those geriatric boomers with no remorse.
Why you ask? To destroy the myth of manlet italian American tough guy.
>EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE!
has pacino ever played an italian tough guy? scarface was from cuba and carlito's way was also some Hispanic. micheal corleone explicitly was not a tough guy.
Donnie Brasco
>Donnie. Donnie, listen. My prick doesn't work anymore. The doctor says I got the cancer. I got cancer of the prick.
>Why you ask? To destroy the myth of manlet italian American tough guy.
Wouldn't that point be stronger if you chose an Italian of similar age to yourself?
Like Jason Biggs or somebody.
Audrey Hepburn. She's going to have a real bad time.
Is it ethically acceptable that he's allowed to breed a family of midgets and allow the horror to continue, projecting misery down generations? Why is this ok? What will his children do? Be cast as Ewoks in future star wars productions?
wtf is that real. so if two midgets have children they automatically have more midgets? hahahaha
There are over 100 types of dwarfism. Some are as simple as a HGH disorder, others are more systemic. Some are genetic, some are environmental. Some are autosomal recessive (so only if both parents are carriers is there a chance), others are dominant, etc.
They're small while you're the kind of broken, rage filled person to post this. Is it ethically acceptable that your parents were allowed to breed and raise you? It's all subjective, I'd rather live next to a little person of good character than an unconscious bully.
Also, I would love to fight Moner but it's ultimate surrender style wrestling where the winner gets to rough frick the loser to completion. Even if i lose I win 🙂
I am not rage filled
I just want to fight Warwick Davis
His daughter's already in Hollyoaks.
t. balding manlet that wishes he had a tradwife to make more balding manlets with
t. one of Warwick Davies midget children
What’s the closest a real life dwarf can get to being a fantasy dwarf? Like with all the muscles and big beard? I’ve seen some midgets on steroids, some look kinda close but their heads are too big, no beard, etc
Andrew Tate for publicly shittalking my waifu
Shia La Beef while wearing a MAGA hat
Gary Oldman
Jeremy Clarkson
Jim Carrey
Tarantino
Robert De Niro
Laurence Fishburne
Chris Rock with Chris Tucker commentating
Jack Black
Ed Sheeran
Aiden Gillen
picrel unironically
he'll probably kick my ass
Will Keen. Because he didn't move his family to Hollywood after Logan to cultivate his daughter's career, thus resulting in her descent into american thottery and a more robust and fappable instagram catalogue. Fricking prick.
Tom Hardy
The ones who hate Americans, parents protecting their children from degeneracy, Trump, Republicans, and America in general. And I don't want to fight them, I want to KILL them all!!!
Elliot Page
does he have vag or faux-pee-pee
Holy fricking kek
it's not funny dude
This, plus I'd be screaming "who's the real man" the entire time
Steve Shives
Chris Hansen
Didn't even have to think about it
t. libertarian pedophile and anti-thought crime campaigner
seth rogen
This boring larper
I see someone burns global to make a post like this
I'll say Michael Cera just because I think I have a chance against him
Russel
He'd frick you up, he knows bjj'n'shit
1. Seth Rogen
2. Rian Johnson
3. James Deen
4. Jon Bernthall
5. Nick Kroll
>James Deen
What did he do to you?
No hesitation
Dfw just needed a little silliness knocked into him, I volunteer
We can dig him up and reanimate his dick and balls for you
Nah, I wanna punch him. That quote describes who I don't want to be and it's what he turned into
Pit because he would be a good sport about it afterword and might share some kino acting stories.
Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera at the same time
be careful Eisenberg was in that one karate movie. He has at least some fighting training
Good film that
it has some OK moments and goes off the rails at the end. Also the scene where he punches his coworker was kind of cringe
John Cusack. I want to punch his face
Woops I meant Joan
Floyd Mayweather in a PPV match. Good chance I'll get rekt but the money would further my shitposting career.
Hasan Piker.
Seth Rogan. Simple as.
Steven Spielberg
John Oliver
Jenna Ortega
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner
Mr reddit himself
Elliot Page.
I can fight any celebrity. I choose to fight none, since I'm getting rid of my demonic qualities.
celine dion
But I don't wanna fight anyone
Daniel Day Lewis. I wanna see if he's actually a world-class boxer or not.
I would fight M Night for what he did to cinema, Avatar in particular.
>makes several kinos
>shits all over avatar
I see nothing wrong here
fat israelite jonah hill, I just watched beach bum and I would very much like to hurt him right now, I haven't even watched moneyball cause he is in it, and it looks like a good baseball movie which I'm kinda interested in. his ability to put on a beliable acting performance is total shit
I mean, a woman. It's got to be a woman, right?
He'd probably die in 1 punch
Obvious choice. I want to see how hard he punches with that ripped physicue
Or what happens when you hit one of those silicon abs hard enough.
I wanna fight Mike. Not because I don't like him, but just so I can say I did.
>watch Fight Club as a teen
>it's the greatest shit ever
>rewatch it decades later as an adult
>it's a tryhard Proto-Reddit LOL-I-TROLL-U pseudo-anarcho cringefest
also Brad Pitt is a loserhomosexual who allowed his biological children to be turned into trannies.
you will never be cool
>Y-You will never be c-cool
this is all you've got. also Brad Pitt's children will kill themselves before they hit 40.
This butthole.
He can probably take you
Steve Jobs
I dont know. there are so many that I would like to fight for different reasons. from guys I would like to beat the shit out of because I cant stand the . to guys I would like to fight because it would seem like a cool story to tell
I guess for the cool badass story with someone cool it would be jet li
1. Dwayne Johnson
2. John Cena
3. Jason Statham
4. Vin Diesel
5. Jason Momoa
Henry Winkler
Jesus fricking christ I want to beat the fricking shit out of pete davidson because he has it coming for being an untalented piece of ~~*shit*~~. Him being in anything really proves ~~*who*~~ owns hollywood
based. i hate how that pasty aids victim is the face of everything now
We should start a rumor that he became famous by threatening to leak nudes of celebrities or something. Anything to cancel him.
Strikes me as someone with so much rage. No wonder Tim Robbins dumped her fricking arse.
NGL. Might actually beat me up.
Hunter Schaefer
id probably have to go with elliot page. i'm 5'10" with a decent build. my legs especially are very strong so i would probably open with a kick to genitals. then shove head down with soliod knee to forehead
Shane gillis. So tired of seeing Cinemaphile shill this fat frick.
I feel like Spielberg and Tom Hanks are too old and frail now it just wouldn't feel like a fair fight. Maybe James Corden? I think that would be satisfying