if you could have a super power which one would you have

if you could have a super power which one would you have

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    super penis

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      so basically him

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0000

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Based quads
    Omnipotence

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You now know/see/hear everyone and everything
      Enjoy going insane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ask for omnipotence
        >get omniscience
        man this genie sucks, I want a refund

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check’d
    Teleportation

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ravens

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I think about a specific location for a full minute, a Peep marshmallow candy appears there. There are no limits on distance or usage, so long as I know exactly where I want it to appear. I can pick any style.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even an butthole?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO
        LIMITS

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Immortality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure it's good at first, but I promises that's going to frick you over in the long term. Really, if you can't find a new planet before the sun goes supernova you'll be fricked. And even if you do find a habitable world you'll still be domed to eventually be alone for eternity once the final stars go out and this universe can no longer sustain other life.

      You have a while, but frick man, that end inevitable and will be worse than the death you avoided. You need to make sure you have a way to commit suicide.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or, instead of being a moron, you embrace the cosmic collapse, allow your undying body to merge with the dying star under the great and unfathomable pressure, and become Dwarfo, the Living Star.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to turn inti a termite with giiant balls who sings about his giant balls in a low Black persona voice

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light manipulation. Total control of light partials including generation and disbursal.

    Really, I can think of few things more powerful and useful than that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Really, I can think of few things more powerful and useful than that.
      Why?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a limited imagination, mostly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you can make anyone blind, always see anything, and also lasers. Light speed projectiles that can come in from any direction is kind of head to block.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Narrative control.

    It's usually portrayed as kind of a shitty power since the hero always ends up overpowering it with sheer willpower or some bullshit like that, but practically speaking it's basically a more specific and convenient form of reality warping.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
    Roll to find out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Manipulative_Dancing
      lol
      lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is something
      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Weather

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hybrid_Mode
      Could be much worse tbh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it could
        https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anomalocaris_Physiology

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Earth_Aura
      neat i guess
      could be better, could be worse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Body_Part_Substitution
      the power of having prosthetics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a better note you can make your dick big

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          or switch it up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            For a bigger dick, yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Blade_Construction
      That's kinda badass

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i would just enter a different dimension or universe

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal hybrid shape shifting and rapid healing. Moniker: either Were or Chimera.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the psychic ability to send overwhelming suicidal thought bombs into the heads of whoever I want

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d want to have god mode control over life like the Sims. Basically utilizing console commands to alter any aspect of my life or others on a whim. Remove my needs, alter my appearance whenever (and change other people as well), reset my age and become immortal if I choose, add money to my bank account immediately, build and buy anything in an instant.
    If I had to pick like a comic book power to have, then probably speed force powers, or do whatever Plastic Man does.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can finally having the courage to kill myself be considered a superpower?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Developing a conscience is a normal part of growing up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with anything I said?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat me to it

      Developing a conscience is a normal part of growing up.

      Thanks ChatGPT

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought a lot about this - either Time Stop or Nightcrawler-esque teleportation (preferably without the sulfur & brimstone puff)

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    martian manhunters powerset

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only correct answer here

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Telekinesis

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mind control, easy

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either time powers or ability to manipulate my form and powers, idk shapeshifter rogue.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape powers

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shapeshifter

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all israelites and liberals in any part of the world. Kill my father so I can see him when they call.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money

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