If you could make a golem of Bart simpsin with his real personal and soul in it would I be ethical to do this.
He would be bart
He would have barts soul
He would be your friend
He wouldn't understand morals
He would miss his mom
He could not be allowed to watch the simpsons
He could chase you
What would you do?
Create a tulpa instead of using your crude semitic magic
Hell yeah buddy. Tulpas are the real champion's way of doing things.
>cant touch it
>it cant do work for you
>it needs to be near you
Jews got the superior product here
Golems > imaginary friends
Don't diss imaginary friends. Imaginary Friends can make kino TV shows like pic related.
just don't try putting your dick in it.
Youre not the boss of me I WILL try putting my dick in it
Reenact the Dead Bart creepypasta in real life with the Bart Simpsin golem.
>Bart Simpsin
Is that the name of a male stripper who cosplays as Bart?
Yes
What would happen if you let him watch the simpsons?
He'd hate how many episodes make him the victim.
On the other hand, he'd probably love how many video games, comics, t-shirts, and toys he's got.
I think he would suddenly understand that he belongs in the T.V. show and not in the material world as a golem and would try to find a way to kill himself and if he couldn't would try and kill you of trapping him here.
I could easily over power the Bart-golem. He puts me in a self defense situation and I beat that lil yellow homie to death with a rock
Yeah in a straight up fight you would be okay, but Bart is mischievous and might instead try to set a trap for you instead. That might even be a problem if he isn’t trying to kill you. He may not know that toon physics dont work in reality and electrocute you in the shower as a prank or something.
The simpsons isnt that toony tho. I think the biggest worry about golem bart would be something more like him breaking a chair on your back while your shower.
Of course if this golem we are talking about also takes the treehouse episodes into mind, then we have some big problems
>The simpsons isnt that toony tho
Bart Golem could kill you with a shaken up beer
I'm scared
You should be
I would still vibrant on the yaefh feshe man telodwww es eryh bot with a newer base on the bottom.
Out of all the characters I would choose to reanimate, why the FRICK would I pick the annoying chimichanga kid from the overrated gringo show?
>He would miss his mom
2 sad
>He wouldn't understand morals
bart understands morals
I wouldn't feel right creating something with the soul of a child that would always miss a mom that would never appear for him, it would make me sad.
Just make a golem of his mom too, problem solved
what?
>He wouldn't understand morals
>He would miss his mom
>He could chase you
Ok, but why?
Making golems isnt about why, its about why not
knowing this board im sure some pedo has tried to bring lisa to life or something like that
This is one of the funniest hypotheticals I've ever read online and I think 99% of why is just how you worded it
>He could not be allowed to watch the simpsons
What happens if you allow him to watch the Simpsons?