If you could make a golem of Bart simpsin with his real personal and soul in it would I be ethical to do this.

If you could make a golem of Bart simpsin with his real personal and soul in it would I be ethical to do this.

He would be bart
He would have barts soul
He would be your friend
He wouldn't understand morals
He would miss his mom
He could not be allowed to watch the simpsons
He could chase you

What would you do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Create a tulpa instead of using your crude semitic magic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah buddy. Tulpas are the real champion's way of doing things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cant touch it
      >it cant do work for you
      >it needs to be near you
      Jews got the superior product here
      Golems > imaginary friends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't diss imaginary friends. Imaginary Friends can make kino TV shows like pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just don't try putting your dick in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Youre not the boss of me I WILL try putting my dick in it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reenact the Dead Bart creepypasta in real life with the Bart Simpsin golem.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bart Simpsin
    Is that the name of a male stripper who cosplays as Bart?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if you let him watch the simpsons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd hate how many episodes make him the victim.

      On the other hand, he'd probably love how many video games, comics, t-shirts, and toys he's got.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he would suddenly understand that he belongs in the T.V. show and not in the material world as a golem and would try to find a way to kill himself and if he couldn't would try and kill you of trapping him here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I could easily over power the Bart-golem. He puts me in a self defense situation and I beat that lil yellow homie to death with a rock

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah in a straight up fight you would be okay, but Bart is mischievous and might instead try to set a trap for you instead. That might even be a problem if he isn’t trying to kill you. He may not know that toon physics dont work in reality and electrocute you in the shower as a prank or something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The simpsons isnt that toony tho. I think the biggest worry about golem bart would be something more like him breaking a chair on your back while your shower.
            Of course if this golem we are talking about also takes the treehouse episodes into mind, then we have some big problems

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The simpsons isnt that toony tho
              Bart Golem could kill you with a shaken up beer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm scared

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should be

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would still vibrant on the yaefh feshe man telodwww es eryh bot with a newer base on the bottom.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the characters I would choose to reanimate, why the FRICK would I pick the annoying chimichanga kid from the overrated gringo show?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He would miss his mom
    2 sad
    >He wouldn't understand morals
    bart understands morals

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't feel right creating something with the soul of a child that would always miss a mom that would never appear for him, it would make me sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just make a golem of his mom too, problem solved

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He wouldn't understand morals
    >He would miss his mom
    >He could chase you
    Ok, but why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making golems isnt about why, its about why not

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knowing this board im sure some pedo has tried to bring lisa to life or something like that

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the funniest hypotheticals I've ever read online and I think 99% of why is just how you worded it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He could not be allowed to watch the simpsons

    What happens if you allow him to watch the Simpsons?

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