I'm also very fond of Cale Tucker. He's Fox, but I consider him an honorary Disney prince now in the same way that people consider Anastasia to be one.
i would go for ariel but only so i get to beat up her husband he's a smug piece of shit and his face annoys me
i don't care much for ariel
the real princess for me is nani and i KNOW i can beat up her bf i mean just look at him, yeah he has muscles but he looks like he will cry if i give him a particularly bad wet willy
>with one being a literal genera
Nepotism. And he probably weighs, what, a hundred pounds? >and a hoodlum who would shank you the second you look away
Strike first. Strike hard.
realistically how much battle experience do any of em have
from left to right >literal general, ALL the expirience >kinda fruity, probably none >looks like he does some gay princely pseudo sport like "fencing", lame >a wanted criminal so he can probably carry himself >you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say >canonically a ship hand, defo has some hauling strength >relatively modern prince so he probably never saw battle >again, very fruity looking >he could carry himself in a scuffle >street rat and has the strength needed to survive that, but he's more of a runner than a fighter anyway
>you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
>you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
Isn't that guy just John Smith? From Pocahontas?
Fencing guy is the beast, blonde guy is Pocahontas's White master
>you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
The princes are all pretty cool dudes, in their own way. I wouldn't feel right stealing any of their girls, even if I could beat them up. I'd stick to trying to pick up untaken side characters like the Bimbettes, or the fat muse.
Aren't those princes from medieval Europe? The kind that receive formal training in combat? I mean, the one on the left went head first against a fricking dragon, I ain't picking a fight with that mad lad.
It was pretty common for them to see battle, but most of these guys lived in small non-war-torn kingdoms. Snow White’s guy saw no combat. Dude was just fricking around in the woods with nothing to do.
What's their loadout? I know a few of them have armor and weapons, I don't like my odds going up against somebody wearing full plate and wielding a longsword.
I beat up young Arthur and steal Hazel the Squirrel from him. This will instill a lifelong vigilance against being cucked in his young mind that he will carry into adulthood. So not only will I gain a cute squirrel, but I will have indirectly saved Camelot from falling to ruin.
Who would win if all if them fought each other? I think Shang would win if all of them were in one place but Tarzan would be the easy pick in a hunger games scenario.
It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
*Actual royal status optional
I used to be an autistic stickler when it came to their official status, but when Disney chose Raya over Mirabel they lost my final frick that I gave. Wanna call Megara, Esmeralda, Anna, Elsa, Jane Porter, etc. a Disney princess? Be my guest.
It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
*Actual royal status optional
>steal a disney princess
I would steal Philip from Aurora and have gay sex with him.
homosexual. Are you pitching or catching?
Catching
Double homosexual.
And proud
based
double based
triple based
good taste, shang and flynn are the only ones hotter than him
I'm also very fond of Cale Tucker. He's Fox, but I consider him an honorary Disney prince now in the same way that people consider Anastasia to be one.
I want Jane even if she isn't considered a disney princess. I cannot beat up Tarman though.
i would go for ariel but only so i get to beat up her husband he's a smug piece of shit and his face annoys me
i don't care much for ariel
the real princess for me is nani and i KNOW i can beat up her bf i mean just look at him, yeah he has muscles but he looks like he will cry if i give him a particularly bad wet willy
you're going to learn a harash lesson about polynesians dude
nicest guys in the world who can frick you up
only people worse than them are Thai dudes
he's not even fat bro
I'm sure all of them have battle experience with one being a literal general and a hoodlum who would shank you the second you look away
>with one being a literal genera
Nepotism. And he probably weighs, what, a hundred pounds?
>and a hoodlum who would shank you the second you look away
Strike first. Strike hard.
I'll give you nepo but he was proven to be quite skilled in fighting as seen in the training montage sequence
In theory Prince Naveem is the shittiest fighter but he's probably got into bar brawls a few times.
Prince Charming has never shown that he's been in a fight or battle and he's lived a pampered life, so him.
Prince Charming leaped out of a second story and lived, I wouldn't frick with a guy like that
Elsa.
She doesn't have a prince, so you'll have to beat up her sister.
realistically how much battle experience do any of em have
from left to right
>literal general, ALL the expirience
>kinda fruity, probably none
>looks like he does some gay princely pseudo sport like "fencing", lame
>a wanted criminal so he can probably carry himself
>you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
>canonically a ship hand, defo has some hauling strength
>relatively modern prince so he probably never saw battle
>again, very fruity looking
>he could carry himself in a scuffle
>street rat and has the strength needed to survive that, but he's more of a runner than a fighter anyway
>kinda fruity, probably none
He beat Maleficent
>you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
Isn't that guy just John Smith? From Pocahontas?
Fencing guy is the beast, blonde guy is Pocahontas's White master
right sorry i did a little blunder with the order
The princes are all pretty cool dudes, in their own way. I wouldn't feel right stealing any of their girls, even if I could beat them up. I'd stick to trying to pick up untaken side characters like the Bimbettes, or the fat muse.
>YWN have a chad Disney Prince wingman for you and hook you up with his princess' hot friend
🙁
I'm reasonably certain I can beat up Milo, and he has the hottest princess in Kida. So it's kind of a no brainer.
3 of those guys don't even have names.
Adam, Henry, Ferdinand.
These dull frickers.
Don't call Prince Philip dull.
Aren't those princes from medieval Europe? The kind that receive formal training in combat? I mean, the one on the left went head first against a fricking dragon, I ain't picking a fight with that mad lad.
It was pretty common for them to see battle, but most of these guys lived in small non-war-torn kingdoms. Snow White’s guy saw no combat. Dude was just fricking around in the woods with nothing to do.
>No Kocoum or Tarzan
Shit list
What's their loadout? I know a few of them have armor and weapons, I don't like my odds going up against somebody wearing full plate and wielding a longsword.
I beat up young Arthur and steal Hazel the Squirrel from him. This will instill a lifelong vigilance against being cucked in his young mind that he will carry into adulthood. So not only will I gain a cute squirrel, but I will have indirectly saved Camelot from falling to ruin.
They are all good people and endangered species since Disney will never have romance in their movies again
So neither
Who would win if all if them fought each other? I think Shang would win if all of them were in one place but Tarzan would be the easy pick in a hunger games scenario.
Wouldn't Anna be the best pick in this game if Hans is her prince?
Hans got his ass kicked by a girl and is literally the whipping boy of a bunch of older brothers.
>Yo Kristoff
He's no prince, and even so he's a huge pushover.
Prince Charming because I'm a hebephile.
Kida and Milo always get excluded from these things
It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
*Actual royal status optional
I used to be an autistic stickler when it came to their official status, but when Disney chose Raya over Mirabel they lost my final frick that I gave. Wanna call Megara, Esmeralda, Anna, Elsa, Jane Porter, etc. a Disney princess? Be my guest.