If you could steal a Disney princess by beating up her man, which would you pick?

They're all in Prince mode, so Beast doesn't get any beastly advantage.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steal a disney princess
    I would steal Philip from Aurora and have gay sex with him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual. Are you pitching or catching?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catching

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Double homosexual.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            And proud

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Catching

      double based

      And proud

      triple based

      good taste, shang and flynn are the only ones hotter than him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm also very fond of Cale Tucker. He's Fox, but I consider him an honorary Disney prince now in the same way that people consider Anastasia to be one.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Jane even if she isn't considered a disney princess. I cannot beat up Tarman though.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would go for ariel but only so i get to beat up her husband he's a smug piece of shit and his face annoys me
    i don't care much for ariel

    the real princess for me is nani and i KNOW i can beat up her bf i mean just look at him, yeah he has muscles but he looks like he will cry if i give him a particularly bad wet willy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to learn a harash lesson about polynesians dude

      nicest guys in the world who can frick you up

      only people worse than them are Thai dudes

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's not even fat bro

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure all of them have battle experience with one being a literal general and a hoodlum who would shank you the second you look away

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with one being a literal genera
      Nepotism. And he probably weighs, what, a hundred pounds?
      >and a hoodlum who would shank you the second you look away
      Strike first. Strike hard.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you nepo but he was proven to be quite skilled in fighting as seen in the training montage sequence

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In theory Prince Naveem is the shittiest fighter but he's probably got into bar brawls a few times.

    Prince Charming has never shown that he's been in a fight or battle and he's lived a pampered life, so him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prince Charming leaped out of a second story and lived, I wouldn't frick with a guy like that

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elsa.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't have a prince, so you'll have to beat up her sister.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically how much battle experience do any of em have
    from left to right
    >literal general, ALL the expirience
    >kinda fruity, probably none
    >looks like he does some gay princely pseudo sport like "fencing", lame
    >a wanted criminal so he can probably carry himself
    >you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say
    >canonically a ship hand, defo has some hauling strength
    >relatively modern prince so he probably never saw battle
    >again, very fruity looking
    >he could carry himself in a scuffle
    >street rat and has the strength needed to survive that, but he's more of a runner than a fighter anyway

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kinda fruity, probably none
      He beat Maleficent

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say

      Isn't that guy just John Smith? From Pocahontas?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say

      Isn't that guy just John Smith? From Pocahontas?

      Fencing guy is the beast, blonde guy is Pocahontas's White master

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to remember this one was cursed as a child and grew up as a beast, so did his strength transfer? he didn't really leave the caste and certainly didn't lead any army, so it's hard to say

        Isn't that guy just John Smith? From Pocahontas?

        right sorry i did a little blunder with the order

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The princes are all pretty cool dudes, in their own way. I wouldn't feel right stealing any of their girls, even if I could beat them up. I'd stick to trying to pick up untaken side characters like the Bimbettes, or the fat muse.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YWN have a chad Disney Prince wingman for you and hook you up with his princess' hot friend

      🙁

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reasonably certain I can beat up Milo, and he has the hottest princess in Kida. So it's kind of a no brainer.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 of those guys don't even have names.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam, Henry, Ferdinand.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        These dull frickers.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't call Prince Philip dull.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't those princes from medieval Europe? The kind that receive formal training in combat? I mean, the one on the left went head first against a fricking dragon, I ain't picking a fight with that mad lad.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was pretty common for them to see battle, but most of these guys lived in small non-war-torn kingdoms. Snow White’s guy saw no combat. Dude was just fricking around in the woods with nothing to do.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Kocoum or Tarzan

    Shit list

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their loadout? I know a few of them have armor and weapons, I don't like my odds going up against somebody wearing full plate and wielding a longsword.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat up young Arthur and steal Hazel the Squirrel from him. This will instill a lifelong vigilance against being cucked in his young mind that he will carry into adulthood. So not only will I gain a cute squirrel, but I will have indirectly saved Camelot from falling to ruin.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all good people and endangered species since Disney will never have romance in their movies again
    So neither

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win if all if them fought each other? I think Shang would win if all of them were in one place but Tarzan would be the easy pick in a hunger games scenario.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Anna be the best pick in this game if Hans is her prince?

    Hans got his ass kicked by a girl and is literally the whipping boy of a bunch of older brothers.

    >Yo Kristoff
    He's no prince, and even so he's a huge pushover.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prince Charming because I'm a hebephile.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kida and Milo always get excluded from these things

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
      *Actual royal status optional

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
      *Actual royal status optional

      I used to be an autistic stickler when it came to their official status, but when Disney chose Raya over Mirabel they lost my final frick that I gave. Wanna call Megara, Esmeralda, Anna, Elsa, Jane Porter, etc. a Disney princess? Be my guest.

      It's because she's not part of the official Disney Princess* lineup.
      *Actual royal status optional

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