If you do this you're a piece of shit and you should have a nice day
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If you do this you're a piece of shit and you should kill yourself
Why should I kill myself over nothing?
Because your life is nothing
I like to take a shit in the aisles 5 minutes before the movie ends so people step in it and track it out into the lobby
THERE GOES MY HERO
What happened here? A mass shooting?
Act of multiculturalism. (And it's a good thing!)
after an $18 ticket and $25 dollar snacks I think they can afford to clean up after me
>Paying money allows me to be an butthole
He's right you know, and at least the theatre cleaners get the chance of complements or a possible raise if they have work to do
Isn’t that how real life works?
No
A lot of rich people are buttholes. And unlike poor buttholes, nobody does anything to them.
Agree. Most rich men just care for their wife and kids. When they are not around they drive recklessly SUV next to kindergardens and throw McDonalds trash out of window.
I was almost run over yesterday in a zebra crossing, a woman in a giant car came out of her drive at speed, then turned the corner into the crossing while actively accelerating when she saw me.
that particular road is a small residential one, but has a leadin from a faster road so I was already being cautious and watching the traffic carefully, which mass if even more of a surprise that the cars 100 yards away weren't the threat but a moron 10 yards away trying to murder me.
I turned back and swore out of instinct, saw she was looking in my direction and had stopped the car momentarily - couldn't tell by her face if she was angry at me for existing and had been accelerating on purpose, or if she'd lost control of the car.
it's a wealthy area and it's not the first time I've had a homosexual in a giant car accelerating towards me while I was on a crossing.
fricking lunatics, do they really intend to kill me because I've delayed their likely pointless journey by 5 seconds
Then explain why rich neighborhoods look flawless while poor neighborhoods are littered with trash everywhere.
Inb4 they pay people to pick up the garbage. No, they just don't throw it out of their car windows
rich people drive their suvs to poor areas just to throw their macdonalds that all rich people eat out of the window so the poor areas look messy.
poor people can't afford macdonalds or cars.
It's heretical to imply there may be behavioral differences between classes
100% facts
>Overcharging on tickets and snacks is what makes me an butthole
You sure showed me, Boss Wagie, better hope there's another wagie lower on the shit-totem-pole otherwise you gotta CLEAN IT UP!
This is boomer mentality
>"It's their job to clean! So I'll just be a slob and make their jobs immediately harder!"
Can't wait until this type of thinking dies out
If you unironically agree with this then that’s all I need to know about the kind of person you are.
Why can't Americans just eat their snacks at the plex like a normal person? Why do they have to make such a hoo haa about everthing?
>thinking this problem is a strictly american thing
>americans live rent free in his head
I've never seen it happen in my country, but maybe it also happens in Africa idk I don't particularly care about the third world
Sweep it up quick wagie, we've got another showing starting in 10 minutes.
You missed a spot, wageoid
No shit please
Sounds sensual. I didn’t realize you felt that way about Robert
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Rolling again for hide shit in your ass
Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin
>throw shit behind her tight pusy
We call that a forced reverse bowel movement. Rolling for hide shit in your ass
Triple dubs and “shove an anvil between your ass.” Close enough, I won
crunchatize me capn
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Oh jannyyyyyyyyy
W-why would I want to hurt Robert?!
ROLIN
Why do I care? No seriously? They're getting paid no matter what they do, what's the difference between them cleaning this shit up or mopping the floors again? They're not going to just stand around doing nothing, either their boss would fire them or he would find work for them to do, so it's no difference.
Also if they didn't want to clean up this shit then don't work for a minimum wage job at a cinema? Like hello?
What gets me more about this is that you bought the popcorn already. You spent money on it, and instead of actually eating it, you just spill it everywhere.
charges officer? None? Well there you go wagie.
>disorderly conduct
>public nuisance
>vandalism
And if they kick you out for it which is within their right to do you could also get
>trespassing
And if you don’t leave in a reasonable time frame
>menacing
I never ever did leave garbage behind but because of this thread I will shit on the seat next time
>movie is shit
>make sure to let the kinoplex know with my review in the bathroom
Idiot
i'm not even joking when i say the person who did this should be killed, they have forfeited any right to being a human being
I did almost exactly this in HS after getting into a fight with my spanish teacher
I prefer to take a delicious serving of beans to the kinoplex with me
I bring my poop bag and squeeze it out
clean it up wagie
Excuse me, I'm paying for a ticket the wagie should clean up after me. Whenever the wagie comes by to clean at the end, I knock him to the ground and rub my stinky rancid feet all over his face. Lick em, wagie, lick my nasty putrid feet. Then I squat on his nasty ugly wagie face and drop a monumentous load of shit down his worthless sewer throat. I give the wagie a swift kick to destroy his balls and leave him in a pathetic heap choking on my turds. Then I demand a refund for my ticket.
>Then I demand a refund for my ticket.
Entitled much? I bet you're a dick to waiters too
No but I dick waiters. When one of those little bawds walks by I grab their asscheeks and say "I'D LIKE A BITE OF THIS" then I pull down their panties and start fricking them
The theater here replaced all the white teens with pajeet adults. I do much worse than this now.
if you charge me 10$ for a box of sour patches with precisely 4 pieces and a soda that's all ice, you deserve it
Whose the real moron, the guy charging ten bucks for candy or the moron who buys it?
the guy who has to clean my shit because I had to pay 10 bucks for candy
Incorrect. You and your money have been successfully parted. Good job being a sucker.
less lip more picking up my shit
I never buy anything in the Cineplex.
I pay for the ticket, watch the movie and go home
>leftover popcorn
couldn't be me thats coming home with me after I get a refill midway through the flick
why do people say some boards need flags when you can tell exactly who is from where by the content of their post anyway?
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
based OP who was/is most certainly a movie theater employee
Not my problem
Why did he do it?
Clean it up janny, but irl
Baz had finished his meal.
What else was there to do?
feeding the rats
Context?
Imagine being a grown ass man and refusing to eat vegetables. Who the hell raised this fat ass?
he was pouring one out for his crew
holy crap its seasidemark
What if I'm a piece of shit and should kill myself, but I keep my kinoplex clean?
I'd slap the shit out of this Black person ong. I'm not usually one to advocate violence but this dude needs a beatdown. The fricking Gaul.
Clean
It
Up
Based moron falling for the bait. That guy is wishing for some wagie to slap the shit out of him so that he can file a lawsuit against the corporation and have the wagie thrown in jail
He's obviously autistic or some shit. Who tf sits in a mall eating a candies
>grown man eating candies alone making mess for wagecucks
uhh based.
I don't go to the movies because I don't like being around non-whites.
Feels good living amongst whites and never seeing shit like this
I live in a very multicultural area in Australia, but there's no African Americans so I never see poo smeared on walls.
You still go to the frickin theater?
Some of us don't find it fun watching shitty 720p on their computer monitors, nerd
Go Suck on a penis b***h