If you don't agree with Batman when you're young, you have no heart, and if you don't agree with Punisher when you're old, you hav...

If you don't agree with Batman when you're young, you have no heart, and if you don't agree with Punisher when you're old, you have no brain.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate capeshit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you whiny homosexual.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punisher is a criminal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So's batman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He abides by the real, true, eternal laws, and not the man-made ones instituted to protect criminals.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human rights are meant to protect criminals
        I see now
        All human beings are just criminals yet to be caught
        The only solution? Total human extinction
        Thanks Skynet

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hero is Hector of Troy (movie), not these pussies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gayyyy

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wanting murderous vigilantes running around on the streets means I have no brain? Many of these stories work only because the heroes are usually semi-committed to not killing.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is when you idolize Batman or Punisher. Adulthood is when you realize The Joker makes more sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At first I thought you were moronic, but on reflection you are right. The state is an inherently unjust institution, and the blood of bootlickers is a small price to pay for freedom.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now you know how a spree shooter thinks.

        Call them cowardly, but to them, killing those unarmed students/civillians = killing the cattle of the oppressors.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't agree with MODOK you have a microcephalic craniosynostosis disorder.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol Joker is running like Joaquer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably gonna shoot a guy wherever he’s going too

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All crime would stop if Batman simply fricked Joker to submission

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He killed Joker in the Killing Joke, 50 or whatever years ago it was.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. I said frick not kill
        2. That's just a headcanon that went out of hand. Alan Moore deconfirmed this himself.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alan Moore confirmed it actually

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post a source because that goes against the actual script Alan Moore wrote himself. Grant Morrison iirc believes he killed him, but grant Morrison is just injecting headcanon. Batman killing joker goes against the entire "one bad day thing isn't actually an excuse, because it doesnt happen to most people" thesis the story emphasizes.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The script ends with "He and the Joker are going to kill each other one day". This is direct confirmation that Batman will kill the Joker even at the expense of his own life.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The end is obviously intended to be cryptic, but the title alone makes it obvious what happened.
                TDKR, same thing. You don't snap someone's neck in self-defense, it's an attempt at murder. The Joker finished himself off because that's a better way to write his demise, but it's assisted suicide at best.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quote Alan Moore himself: they didn’t.
                The script literally says that they are holding eachother in the rain and laughing. Not strangling. Bruce’s hands aren’t even touching or near his neck.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even this answer is cryptic, and obviously for a reason. The implication is that he killed him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What fricking cryptic you moron? The interviewer asks if he killed him and Alan says out loud and clear “no and that was never the intention”

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't deny it at all. He keeps it cryptic on purpose, just like the ending. But it's obvious that this was his intention.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He literally says that was not his intention, and that they are just laughing at their situation

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clearly left cryptic on purpose. He mentions the "fatal" relationship and then further proceeds to say it's "doomed".
                This doesn't sound like a picnic to me. He killed Joker, simple as.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't try to explain it to him, anon. He has a severe case of headcanon disease.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's just pretty obvious what was being hinted at. The title itself hints it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The end is obviously intended to be cryptic, but the title alone makes it obvious what happened.
                TDKR, same thing. You don't snap someone's neck in self-defense, it's an attempt at murder. The Joker finished himself off because that's a better way to write his demise, but it's assisted suicide at best.

                The title is a reference to a british 70s band about laughing about the state of the world

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >books hints at this
                "author said no"
                >but but but the book
                "script says no"
                >but but but but but
                Only works if you subscribe to death of the author philosophy. This is fine, but this is still against the intented expression of the creator of the work. You can still choose to interpret it that way. Just don't lie about the truth of if.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >author said no
                Sauce?
                >"script says no"
                Script is left as ambiguous as the ending but makes sure to suggest they will kill each other, obvious hint that a murder likely happened.
                >This is fine, but this is still against the intented expression of the creator of the work.
                The intent was clearly to leave people wondering what exactly happened. But it's pretty obvious what did.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The script says:
                They hold eachother in the rain and laugh at the absurdity
                Cut to rain

                That’s literally all it says. Their fatal relationship is about their distant future and the cyclical fates of their lives

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s literally all it says.
                Read the script again. It says that it's preordained they'll kill each other. Direct confirmation that it either happened or will happen at some point.
                Obviously, the ending was kept cryptic on purpose.

                Other anon posted sauce. Are you blind?

                He didn't deny anything, he just gave the same kind of non-answer he gives in the book, obviously on purpose. That's what an open ending means. But the implication is clear.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "batman and joker will kill each other eventually" is a line that's been in every bat book for 80 years. I don't see how that makes it worth pointing out here.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would he add that line if he wasn't intending for that scene to be analyzed as a potential murder? It's obvious he wanted people to consider that possibility.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because one day implies not today

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because he wanted it to be cryptic. If he'd just said "cut back to darkness, a sound of a neck snapping is heard" that would defeat the purpose.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know why you think he's being cryptic. He openly disowned the work and dislike it. He's been transparent about his intent towards his own works. No reason for him to put special treatment for a work he openly dislikes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clearly a cryptic ending, you're just coping now.
                >b-but he hates it
                I don't care what Moore hates or likes, the ending and implication is pretty obvious.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the book he based it on: The Getaway, ends with the couple laughing how they’re stuck on the island with no escape, and will eventually die. They do not die that night, they decide to enjoy eachother’s company and laugh at their doomed states.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That further supports the notion that he killed him. A suggestion could've easily been made that it all has a happy ending and they become friends.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you engaging with someone that is clearly taking the piss

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other anon posted sauce. Are you blind?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatal relationship
                even here he's dropping hints that it happened, he just doesn't want to ruin the open nature of the ending like john carpenter did with the thing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s implied that when Batman snapped the Joker’s neck, he actually killed him for real and the Joker’s conversation with him was a hallucination. Joker’s dialogue post-snap matches Batman’s thought bubbles.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pushes the punisher's shit in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So much for the tolerant Batman fan!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That version of Batman isn't tolerant, he weaponized the entirety of Gotham.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Punisher fan is just a Batman fan who has been mugged.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman has been instrumental in saving his world countless times. Frank just shoots drug-dealers in Manhattan.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >batman is wanked and the center of his world
      Gonna say his feats too?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Death Battle general is over there.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost every criminal deserves another chance. But at some point, the people like the Joker should be out down. They've proven that they can't be in society, but the also can't be contained.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman wants joker to kill people so he can be the big hero.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman still believes that the Joker can ebe reformed, because both are fruit of the same fricked up situations in Gotham

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agreed with Punisher when I was young and I still disagree with Batman now I'm not, so I'm glad to have a brain but no heart.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I agree with Red Hood?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are still supporting cape trash as adult, you have a serious problem.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're on the cartoon board, homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why every fanbase is full of manchildern.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your containment board then troony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hurt them because he spoke the truth.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, off-topic shitters never speak the truth

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You read a comic book that has a man dressing as a bat while fighting a villain named crytoon. Tell me, how does it feel?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the newest villain "shush".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            how does it feel to discuss things you're not interested in instead of doing something productive?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    punisher is a moron he never goes after globalist elite. just kill low life poor criminals and never address the real root of the problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that time he murdered an imitator because the guy launched a terrorist attack on a bunch of corrupt white collar bastards, because one janitor had died as collateral? Boy, I sure hope there wasn't any other message behind that story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they wouldn't let him address the real root because they wouldn't want the heroes look incompetent and have their fans cry. Just like with Red Hood who isn't allowed to do anything.

      If you are still supporting cape trash as adult, you have a serious problem.

      This.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of Gordon raping the Joker
    - Abraham Lincoln

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Punisher is a mass murdering psychopath who kills criminals because their the most morally convenient. He doesn't need to feel guilt, he can just enjoy killing.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complaining about Batman not killing the Joker is like complaining about the Trix Bunny never getting his cereal.

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