If you feel like losing braincells, re-watch the Plinkett review on Force Awakens.

If you feel like losing braincells, re-watch the Plinkett review on Force Awakens. It's embarrassing how I used to actually enjoy his simple takes. (I'm so sorry George Lucas.)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, TruePlinkett ended witth Crystal Skull. NuPlinkett has just been blunder after blunder. KagePlinketts Disney Wars reviews are great though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >prequelcucks are STILL mad that Plinkett destroyed that hack Lucas
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >destroyed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(I'm so sorry George Lucas.)
    Are you moronic?

    The sequels sucking doesn't make the prequels not suck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prequels were always good, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Prequels were always good, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be at least 18 years old to post here. Also redditor memes don’t make the prequel movies good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only the first one.
        It was a proper kids movie.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb zoomers think Plinkett started the prequel hate, people hated them on The Simpsons, Spaced, Clerks Animated, etc and made the George Lucas Raped My Childhood song long before Mike did his reviews

    See, it’s not so much that RLM *started* the prequel hate, but that he *re-ignited* the hate and turned it into a meme (similar to the hate over Nickelback, Dane Cook, Dragon Ball GT, pineapple on pizza, etc.). Prequel hate calmed down around 2005-2009, but then Mike did his review and prequel bashing made a huge resurgence around 2009-2012. This led to George's spirit being crushed and him selling SW to Disney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try homosexual. Before Plinkett, prequelhaters were (properly) shamed and ridiculed. Now the sickness is everywhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you attacking me? You’re literally agreeing with me. Both of us agree that before Plinkett prequel hate was more a niche or "nerdy" thing. However after Plinkett, not to mention the rise of the Big Bang Theory and social media, normies started hating on the prequels more frequently to look like "cool geeks" and have "nerd chic".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean prequel lovers were properly shamed and ridiculed, because fricking everyone knew they were shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass, stuff like this was in the minority before Plinkett. See my earlier post

            >dumb zoomers think Plinkett started the prequel hate, people hated them on The Simpsons, Spaced, Clerks Animated, etc and made the George Lucas Raped My Childhood song long before Mike did his reviews

            See, it’s not so much that RLM *started* the prequel hate, but that he *re-ignited* the hate and turned it into a meme (similar to the hate over Nickelback, Dane Cook, Dragon Ball GT, pineapple on pizza, etc.). Prequel hate calmed down around 2005-2009, but then Mike did his review and prequel bashing made a huge resurgence around 2009-2012. This led to George's spirit being crushed and him selling SW to Disney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This led to George's spirit being crushed and him selling SW to Disney.
      Kek what a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pineapple on pizza
      this actually sucks though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rlm crew only like cheese pizza and hotdogs

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loved this
    >hated rogue one

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >more than a decade later manchildren still losing sleep because someone disliked their shitty cartoons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his prequel reviews are so embarrassing when you actually look at his arguments
    >this isn’t generic 80s formula therefore bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Missing the point this badly
      Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t. Rewatch them.
        >the plot would have been better if the clones were like an orc invasion!
        This is the level mike operates on, he actually says this as a criticism of the film s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he said it would've been better if the movies weren't about the clone wars at all and the reference to them in a new hope was just left as some one-off event, like an orc invasion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. I could agree with him until he got to the third prequel film and just hated on it because he felt he "had" to by this point

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based RLM STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Mike and Rich looking at each other like that?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are movies for kids, they all suck you homosexual

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody should EVER let jay live down saying "daisy ridley is charismatic as hell"

    that should be spammed at him on twitter every hour for the rest of his life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I forgive him because for a brief moment I fell in love when she giggles and puts on the resistance helmet.

      For some reason she turned in to a blockhead in TLJ and TROS

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sweet the hourly RLM schizo prequel fan thread

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plinkett's silence is deafening.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Interviewer: do you feel like a celebrity?
    >Mike Stoklasa: *laughs* Really I don't. People say to me all the time how the money and fame must change you and how getting stopped in the supermarket at least three times a week must give you a big head, but I think I've stayed humble. I think the vision of what I set out to do has stayed strong. Did I know Plinkett would have such a big effect on the film industry? No, but I knew it was something special and so I was braced for my life to change when I first hit 'submit' and sent it onto the digital ocean. Plinkett was my message in a bottle, my legacy, sent drifting from beach to beach, has been to make people happy and protect America's cultural heritage.
    >Interviewer: would you say you've changed people's minds on Star Wars?
    >Mike: Honestly I'd say I've changed people's lives. And I think I should be given more credit.

    Mike has such a huge fricking ego, I don't know how people still listen to him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice imagination bud

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of TFA review is how Mike calls out the shill campaign that the prequels weren't THAT bad to renew interest in the franchise, that Cinemaphile fell for like goys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's complete bullshit though. Disney was trying their hardest to distance themselves from the prequels at first. They made a huge deal about shooting on real sets. They didn't allow prequel merch to be made. They shut down Clone Wars. The only reason they went back to the prequels is because their own horrible OC failed so hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pay billions to own the rights of a product you want to sabotage
        Okay, moron.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TPM cripples itself with annoying kid Anakin
    >Kenobi cripples itself with annoying kid Leia
    pottery

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those hack fricking frauds ruined star wars forever
    >HURR HIRE JJ DURRRR

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the plinkett prequel reviews when they came out, waited years for the nuwars review. They were terrible & unfunny. Where did it all go wrong for the rlm crew was it all the pateron corruption, the drink & drug abuse, the rapes & sex transitioning

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they obviously got paid to pretend to like it.
    there's not a lot of controversy about that.

    just like they recently got paid to pretend to like the Northman too, and recently Mike took a time out because he literally couldn't bear to pretend to like Denis Villeneuve's Dunc movie.

    they're influencers, this is the way pop culture is now.

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