Why would you need a jeanie for that when you are doing a bunch of work in order not die right now and if you just quit doing that for a couple of days, you would die on your own?
He should have worded his wish better because it doesn't say anything about dying without pain, so pain will definitely be a major part of the fulfillment.
>E: Invalid operation godsmind
You have to tell apt-get to install the package so the correct syntax would be >sudo apt-get install godsmind
Also you don't need to type apt-get anymore, only apt. If you want to have root access to godsmind all the time you probably should install it as root.
>anon@loonix:~$ sudo su >type your password >root@loonix: /home/anon# apt install godsmind
Give me the strength to forgive those I resent.
Give me the courage to say what is true.
Give me the fortitude to stay loyal to my God, family, and nation.
I want you to make this guy the angriest man in the world, he'll break into a violent murderous rage whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants. Also he's immune to bullets and strong enough to overpower an entire squad of police officers.
You dont need any outside source to do that
That's the fricking problem with theists, you frickers poison yourselves.
You already are an infinite well of compassion, love and reason. There's nothing wrong with you. You dont need some stone age schizo concept like god. You are already enough and you thinking otherwise is a major problem. It's how others control you, by making you think you're not enough, and that's all we wanna do to each other. You are enough. You are so amazing and worthy. Eveyone reading this is perfect already. There's nothing 'wrong' with anything in the universe. It is the way it is and accepting all that is the start of true progress.
>Eveyone reading this is perfect already. There's nothing 'wrong' with anything in the universe. It is the way it is and accepting all that is the start of true progress.
Uhh, do you have any scientific evidence for this?
for her to become Samantha from Bewitched.
or split into Lily Munster, Morticia and Samantha.
Ive gotten 40 twitter accounts banned by reposting the deepfakes at her crazy trany ass. I also ask if the hormones made her cliut huge yet and if she had a personal clitwiener sucker position filled.
I’d rape her, is that what you wanna hear anon? I’d fricking rape her until she was screaming with pain and ecstasy and when I came inside her I’d wish for my orgasm to last for an hour, are you happy anon? Is this what you wanted?
>raping >Jeanie
pick one, you cant rape the willing to rape you.
An unmarried Morgan Webb that never ages and Larry Tate as my personal bartender
I KNEEL.
literally what an insanely dumb concept for a show. like yes the show revolves around this man having a sex slave but that topic is never touched upon. fuk man they could've just made the fairly odd parents instead of this shit
Its proof the Air Force was gay as frick even in the old days.
>Ive gotten 40 twitter accounts banned by reposting the deepfakes at her crazy trany ass. I also ask if the hormones made her cliut huge yet and if she had a personal clitwiener sucker position filled.
Thank you for your service Anon.
just keeping up the good fight. I've DM'd her. sent her pics from tribute threads, gone into detail about her bearing mine and other anons children aftter being used as a cum rag and gang fricked on all fronts till she looks like something from a doujin hentai from hotmilk.
I've said if she wants the dick all she has to do is assume the mating press.
I’d rape her, is that what you wanna hear anon? I’d fricking rape her until she was screaming with pain and ecstasy and when I came inside her I’d wish for my orgasm to last for an hour, are you happy anon? Is this what you wanted?
literally what an insanely dumb concept for a show. like yes the show revolves around this man having a sex slave but that topic is never touched upon. fuk man they could've just made the fairly odd parents instead of this shit
i'd ask her to get hotter 3 times in a row and after that ask her why she still isn't hot enough. then she'll kill herself and i'll say something like "idk what could have caused this"
for her to become Samantha from Bewitched.
or split into Lily Munster, Morticia and Samantha.
Ive gotten 40 twitter accounts banned by reposting the deepfakes at her crazy trany ass. I also ask if the hormones made her cliut huge yet and if she had a personal clitwiener sucker position filled.
[...] >raping >Jeanie
pick one, you cant rape the willing to rape you.
[...]
I KNEEL.
[...]
Its proof the Air Force was gay as frick even in the old days.
>Samantha from Bewitched
Based Bewitched Samantha chads.
For her to frick off and die. She was a huge piece of shit at the start. Until they actually get together, she's absolutely insufferable and won't stop harassing frickboy.
After she tries to make me look insane and then sexually harasses me just once I'd wish for her to eternally burn in hell. Of course I'd miss out on the magic but if I'm being honest I'd be filled with too much rage and hatred to think logically about what would most benefit me >Um you gay?
No, I hate that women get away with doing whatever they want and can freely destroy our lives with a few pixels of text. I'd be beyond livid at being subjected to that by a magical being I have absolutely zero physical power over
Am I limited to 3 wishes? Are there any limits to what I can wish for? I'd like to wish for superpowers and stuff like that. If that's not allowed, I don't see much point in using the wishes on myself since it'll all be passing; so it's probably better to just use the wishes on improving the world.
I'm just saying as an example we wouldn't have king Black folk 8 year reign of terror against white middle class America. Another example would be we wouldn't have Roots, or even OJ Simpson, we wouldn't have neat plantations full of slaves in our past, blacks simply would never have existed. That's my wish. Not in Africa. Not just in the last ten years.
>no one here wishing for someone dead to be back alive in full health
It's the only wish that matters and why it's often banned because anyone that isn't a tard would wish for it.
1. wish for her mental illness to be fixed
she was bipolar insane person who fricked around and caused dick so much trouble.
2. wish for a younger cuter model
shes like 42 and looks old
3. wish for total control of her and her powers
infinite wishes
1) Omnipotence over the real world would get boring eventually. I'll take demigod-tier power. So stuff like being indestructible, being able to heal the sick, etc.
2) A pocket dimension that I have complete control over. I'll use the wilderness to play real minecraft and I'll make a harem out of the best women imaginable.
3) I'm perfectly happy here, so this one can just stay in the pocket. I'm worried about interfering with the real world too much because people need to grow by solving their own problems.
To die
Ah ta ta there first post anon. Rule number 1: no wishing to kill, this includes suicide. Instead the genie will probably try to get you some help
If I can’t do that, then I want to redo past ten years. I get current knowledge I have now, but I jump back to my 2012 self.
Why would you need a jeanie for that when you are doing a bunch of work in order not die right now and if you just quit doing that for a couple of days, you would die on your own?
I don't know maybe he doesn't wanna feel pain you frickin moron alien autistic tismatic spectrum screeching stupid homosexual
He should have worded his wish better because it doesn't say anything about dying without pain, so pain will definitely be a major part of the fulfillment.
>I wish for everything to turn out exactly as I want in the moment I decide it
here comes the mr. tryhard
you know genies are fake right?
root access to God's mind.
Yeah... I'm a bit twisted B)
sudo apt-get godsmind
yeah, im a bit of a coder myself >:)
>E: Invalid operation godsmind
You have to tell apt-get to install the package so the correct syntax would be
>sudo apt-get install godsmind
Also you don't need to type apt-get anymore, only apt. If you want to have root access to godsmind all the time you probably should install it as root.
>anon@loonix:~$ sudo su
>type your password
>root@loonix: /home/anon# apt install godsmind
id rather install the godsmind ppa first so i can get updates
heh, some fellow men of culture
Hackers and Sneakers are both comfy 90s kino.
I'd probably just have the c**t mow the yard
a b***hin skull bong
I'd wish to watch her taking her first BBC.
>first
She's a djinn; you probably missed the cutoff for that by about 9,000 years.
Quads
Give me the strength to forgive those I resent.
Give me the courage to say what is true.
Give me the fortitude to stay loyal to my God, family, and nation.
I want you to make this guy the angriest man in the world, he'll break into a violent murderous rage whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants. Also he's immune to bullets and strong enough to overpower an entire squad of police officers.
Turn this guy's wife into a blacked prostitute and his kids into homosexuals
You dont need any outside source to do that
That's the fricking problem with theists, you frickers poison yourselves.
You already are an infinite well of compassion, love and reason. There's nothing wrong with you. You dont need some stone age schizo concept like god. You are already enough and you thinking otherwise is a major problem. It's how others control you, by making you think you're not enough, and that's all we wanna do to each other. You are enough. You are so amazing and worthy. Eveyone reading this is perfect already. There's nothing 'wrong' with anything in the universe. It is the way it is and accepting all that is the start of true progress.
>Eveyone reading this is perfect already. There's nothing 'wrong' with anything in the universe. It is the way it is and accepting all that is the start of true progress.
Uhh, do you have any scientific evidence for this?
to reverse Ellen
To be an astronaut
Balls deep anal
Alright. Get the KY and spread that butthole wide, pal.
I'd wish to have sex with her.
>have a genie GF
>wage slaves
What a waste.
>>wage slaves
>US Air Force Major
the woman of my dreams and she shits 100 karot diamonds
not to be bald anymore
heading that way myself bro. Its a curse.
to be her hypnotized ass slave
You guys are the only ones in this thread that don't need to wait. Go to mrdeepfakes.
for her to become Samantha from Bewitched.
or split into Lily Munster, Morticia and Samantha.
Ive gotten 40 twitter accounts banned by reposting the deepfakes at her crazy trany ass. I also ask if the hormones made her cliut huge yet and if she had a personal clitwiener sucker position filled.
>raping
>Jeanie
pick one, you cant rape the willing to rape you.
I KNEEL.
Its proof the Air Force was gay as frick even in the old days.
>Ive gotten 40 twitter accounts banned by reposting the deepfakes at her crazy trany ass. I also ask if the hormones made her cliut huge yet and if she had a personal clitwiener sucker position filled.
Thank you for your service Anon.
just keeping up the good fight. I've DM'd her. sent her pics from tribute threads, gone into detail about her bearing mine and other anons children aftter being used as a cum rag and gang fricked on all fronts till she looks like something from a doujin hentai from hotmilk.
I've said if she wants the dick all she has to do is assume the mating press.
probably some type of rape to start, and then wealth then rape the next few hundred more wishes until it just got tiresome (never)
I’d rape her, is that what you wanna hear anon? I’d fricking rape her until she was screaming with pain and ecstasy and when I came inside her I’d wish for my orgasm to last for an hour, are you happy anon? Is this what you wanted?
Have anything with israeli DNA slowly turn into chocolate pudding
She's a parody of third world war brides.
Does the radiation from WWIII make people into busty blondes with magic powers?
If so, I for one am all for it.
An unmarried Morgan Webb that never ages and Larry Tate as my personal bartender
i wish to die and have nobody be sad i'm dead this includes my parents
You still have 3 wishes, anon.
To be a White woman in a committed relationship with a White man and several White babies.
why would you wish for a divorce?!
To reduce violent crime by 50%
Subtle
literally what an insanely dumb concept for a show. like yes the show revolves around this man having a sex slave but that topic is never touched upon. fuk man they could've just made the fairly odd parents instead of this shit
i'd ask her to get hotter 3 times in a row and after that ask her why she still isn't hot enough. then she'll kill herself and i'll say something like "idk what could have caused this"
For a passionate kiss from her filled with love and warmth.
Turn all Black folk into pretty swedish/asian women
Imagine those slums full of swede-heads willing to suck your dick for IKEA
I’d wish that heroin gave me all the powers that superman has.
>If you had Jeannie what would be your first wish?
I would wish for her to turn me into a biological woman with large breasts
I'd wish for Samantha.
>I'd wish for Samantha
>Samantha from Bewitched
Based Bewitched Samantha chads.
the only answer
For her to frick off and die. She was a huge piece of shit at the start. Until they actually get together, she's absolutely insufferable and won't stop harassing frickboy.
After she tries to make me look insane and then sexually harasses me just once I'd wish for her to eternally burn in hell. Of course I'd miss out on the magic but if I'm being honest I'd be filled with too much rage and hatred to think logically about what would most benefit me
>Um you gay?
No, I hate that women get away with doing whatever they want and can freely destroy our lives with a few pixels of text. I'd be beyond livid at being subjected to that by a magical being I have absolutely zero physical power over
DOUBLE STUDENT DEBT
TRIPLE WORLD HUNGER
EVERYONE GOES TO HELL WHEN THEY DIE NO MATTER WHAT!!!
That she turned herself into a little girl and to say me that everything will be ok.
Am I limited to 3 wishes? Are there any limits to what I can wish for? I'd like to wish for superpowers and stuff like that. If that's not allowed, I don't see much point in using the wishes on myself since it'll all be passing; so it's probably better to just use the wishes on improving the world.
You used up all your wishes wishing to have your questions answered instead of actually getting things.
A sandwich
Black folk disappear entirely. I'm talking like 2008 didn't even happen.
They would disappear the year of rodney king you fricking moronic zoomer. This shit has been going wrong for a while.
I'm just saying as an example we wouldn't have king Black folk 8 year reign of terror against white middle class America. Another example would be we wouldn't have Roots, or even OJ Simpson, we wouldn't have neat plantations full of slaves in our past, blacks simply would never have existed. That's my wish. Not in Africa. Not just in the last ten years.
for her to not be so ugly
>no one here wishing for someone dead to be back alive in full health
It's the only wish that matters and why it's often banned because anyone that isn't a tard would wish for it.
1. wish for her mental illness to be fixed
she was bipolar insane person who fricked around and caused dick so much trouble.
2. wish for a younger cuter model
shes like 42 and looks old
3. wish for total control of her and her powers
infinite wishes
Jeannie grow a penis
Everything would just end up being some monkeys paw shit
Ask to lose virginity to a woman and they’d spawn a troon
Ask to be rich and the feds show up
Jeannie, rewrite the laws of consent to single party and lower the age to single digits.
For a gf that accepts me for who I am
Younger one.
>yes. all of them.
I'd wish for her to have D cups
>bring me the mod that unfairly banned me
An easy one.
1) Omnipotence over the real world would get boring eventually. I'll take demigod-tier power. So stuff like being indestructible, being able to heal the sick, etc.
2) A pocket dimension that I have complete control over. I'll use the wilderness to play real minecraft and I'll make a harem out of the best women imaginable.
3) I'm perfectly happy here, so this one can just stay in the pocket. I'm worried about interfering with the real world too much because people need to grow by solving their own problems.
1. Genie anal
2. Genie blow job
3. Increase world hunger
>Handsome astronaut
>Has gorgeous sex slave
>Hasn't made a single wish yet
What a waste
wish for her to turn into my plump, lactating mommy gf if possible
That The Day the Clown Cried would get released.
Give me the power to wipe out all races who aren't white or Asian.
I would wish for Sarah Gadon
Two Jeannie's at the same time.
>If you had Jeannie what would be your first wish?
To make it impossible for me to ever sin again.
I want the earth to be made of cheese
lol frick you earthlings
It already is otherwise you never would have heard of cheese in the first place.
Infinite wishes, also check 'em