If you had to wait for someone while they serve their sentence in Orange is the New Black who would it be?
For me, I pick Maritza
If you had to wait for someone while they serve their sentence in Orange is the New Black who would it be?
If you had to wait for someone while they serve their sentence in Orange is the New Black who would it be?
For me, I pick Maritza
1: Who has the biggest breasts WITHOUT being morbidly obese?
2) Who as the biggest ass WITHOUT being morbidly obese?
#3 who is the kinkiest and most taboo?
We opened the thread already anon
What did this moron mean by this?
I think he means the thread was opened with a woman who meets that criteria.
Based moron
Kinda reminds me of Maya Marina
Hey do women always put their hands under their little chins?
it's a subliminal message that they want your hands to touch their chin
I read a book on body language, they're essentially framing their face/drawing attention to their face area. Sensual flirtatious shiet. Most body language has double meanings and you have to be non autistic to decipher it. Like, women at work sometimes flick their hair at me which could be playful or dismissive I think.
You read a book on pseudo science nonsense.
An action like that is like a word. It's hard to know what it means unless it's in a sentence. You can't take one thing and decipher it's meaning, you would need other actions to know.
They're sweaty and they don't want it to drip off their chin is the real reason. They basically don't want to look like a drooling moron. They're self conscious
S E X
Your mom.
Your mom, your mom, and your mom.
Ruiz because she acted hard like a chola and that made my pee pee hard
this show gave me a thing for older latinas
did someone say older latinas with big fluffy asses?
mami
she gave the best foot jobs
I could have saved her
She was something special. Completely wasted opportunity.
She's the hottest woman but I don't like the idea of scamming random dudes
She scammed wealthy coom brained simps not elderly people
There is no excuse.
This actress has big boobies
I wish she showed her boobies in movies so I could look at them
/thread
it isn't /thread until someone posts this
there was a dance sequence in the second to last episode of doom patrol where she's wearing a tight pajama top and they're poppin off
go on then, post it
i was hoping some horny autist would do the work
i found the episode and skimmed through it but didnt find a dance sequence. are you sure it was second to last?
it's a whole musical episode, i guess it's episode 9, immortimas
oh i see, thanks
you were not wrong anon
yessss, the season being mostly terrible had me feeling pretty down but that was definitely a highlight. forgot about the space lady that they inserted just to be her love interest right at the end
Oh she's smol
i need to have sex with her
gib
tetas sexo
Release those brown tatas
>me looking at crazy jane's crazy breasts
there's a dating app called caged ladies, and damn some of them are way hot.
CHONGA SEXO CHONGA SEXO
As a teenager I watched that shitty show hoping she'd get nude but she never did
🙁
>Oh no an attractive mousy woman with a cute accent is obsessed with me!
She should never have been in prison in the first place.
So weird how her cutesy shopping fraud backstory got retconned into her schizo car accident background to make her final season breakdown make more sense. Stupid. But it could have been worse like the QT latina sacrificed for the immigration virtue signaling.
>But it could have been worse like the QT latina sacrificed for the immigration virtue signaling.
That literally happened to her parents
Burn Gorman's least appreciated role.
I forgot how much I loved her
I had a gf who stalked me and had to get a restraining order. It's horrible. You're always looking over your shoulder or wondering if she's going to show up at my door with a gun. A lot of people think that a girl willing to stalk you would be incredibly devoted and always loving. When I was with her should blow up into these extreme tantrums and get violent. Once I left she would get clingy and obsessive.
It’s almost like stalkers are crazy or something.
Well a lot of people don't see that. I saw a woman get arrested for doing something like that and all the comments were about how cute she was or that they could fix her.
She just wants someone to love, Anon.
Besides if she does kill me then I'd have gone out on top and that's much more than most people get.
Sounds like that woman has BPD. Never date a BPD girl
Damn she's actually, literally me.
that's not being bpd that's just being an annoying 19 year old
Daya easy, I'd give her like 20 kids and sleep with some of her nieces on the sly making me an honorery latin x or whatever that shit is
my desired woman is these overweight latinas/black/mixed mutts, chubby or fat b***hes with big breasts wide hips and a fat ass theyre dragging around. especially if they have curly hair
if i wasnt a completely socially avoidant, shut in autistic virgin loser i would be drowning in so much pussy
me too, buddy
i didn't like this show because the hot women had very little overlap with the violent women. Why can't I have a woman who looks like Maritza, but is also a violent psycho who will batter my testicles?
Are Jamal's balls okay?
i don't like woman being possessive. you either trust me or we're done. people in a relationship are supposed to love each other not act like they own you
I'm trying to see if I can reach out to this woman who in trouble for stealing $500k
I LOVE GOTH LATINAS
Aren't they all dykes?
None of them because I would never just sit around and wait for my idiot, incarcerated gf to parole out. I would dump her for being moronic enough to go to prison. There is no reason to date if you can't have a normal life with them. What the frick is that? Charity?
Also I dropped this show early but that Asian with the fat breasts was the most desirable by far.
I thought you chuds would choose your master race bride
Were you aware she ate some guy's ass and bought him a boat?
She's TOO good for us and we all know that. In a perfect world though...
I am claiming the correct Missy
>wait
I'd simply identify as a woman and get sent to prison with her.
This only works in America if you get your dingle snipped, and even then its exceptionally unlikely.
Not even memeing, Taystee. She was released on parole at some point, and I'd have made sure she didn't end up going back.
i think that actress is cute too and her badonk is crazy. she's great on peacemaker
Yup. Her character is one of the better ones in the early seasons, and she genuinely comes off as someone who could have been a good person if her circumstances and social connections weren't such dogshit.
>secret massive breasts
She should play Cleopatra.
meant to say this for
, look at that profile
Maritza is the only non dyke bangable actress on that show
Always wondered why this b***h never gets talked about. Was talking about her with my friend the other day. Turns out she's one of those questionable Heigl personalities irl which is possibly why she doesn't get more roles.