there's a couple of samoan girls at work, both over 6 feet tall
one is lean as a bean, the other is an absolute unit, probably 250lbs at that height
i want both of them to dominate me
I honestly think hank would win that fight. Sure Redcorn has good physique have we ever seen him use them? He's always seemed a bit... sensitive, as hank would put it.
That and the baseball game where he struck a homerun
It's like the writers sucked the power out of him as soon as he stopped having an affair with Nancy, but I guess good pussy really powers up a homie
>canadian moves into neighborhood >hank tells him whats what and to go back to canada >no episode with mexican equivalent
This show is for homosexuals who love brownoids
Why is Hank so violent?
Narrow urethra overcompensation
narrow urethra, no ass/weak physique overall. feels threatened by the native chad. anyone who lifts without being a bald manlet knows this effect
Hank is portrayed to be an adult.
You should trying be one someday you autistic homosexual
At least he has an ass
Why does Hank have such big nuts
Optimized for peak performance in an ass kicking contest
>tfw have hank hill ass
>puffy vulva
stop watching 10 second youtube clips
>smirks
>i- I'll do it!
For me, it’s Paddlin Peggy :^)
i wonder what it feels like to be paddled infront of the entire class
hank is like 6'4" so john redcorn is big as frick
What? He's like 6'0. Bill is 5'8", 190
>bill
>under 200lbs
come on now
That's what he said in an episode
He also said that he was his ex-wife Lenore in an episode. Did you believe him then?
Yes
Also 190 lbs @ 5'8" is pretty fat
it's not bill fat
he's canonically 6'-4"
Hank is 6 foot 2
Cotton was 6 foot 4 before he lost his shins
Every Native I've ever seen has been humongous. They're just big people in general.
weird, theyre supposed to be related to mongols who are notoriously petite
nah the ones that lived on the plains hunting and eating bison were gigachads
90% of them died out because of sneezing
dude what? mongolians are fricking swole, they eat constant meat and dairy and wrestle horses all day
How do I get that physique like that bros?
eat constant meat and dairy and wrestle horses all day
Horse milk (male)
yeah there's a reason why they dominate sumo wrestling despite being a tiny nation compared to Japan
It's the opposite in my experience and I live around lots of them. They're average height at best.
I disagree, natives have never seemed that big
Hawaiians and Samoans on the other hand are fricking huge, whats up with that?
Pineapples are mostly growth hormone.
could go for some pine bros
there's a couple of samoan girls at work, both over 6 feet tall
one is lean as a bean, the other is an absolute unit, probably 250lbs at that height
i want both of them to dominate me
I've never seen anyone above 5'7" who wasn't white unless they were on TV
Hank is either 6'2 or 6' it depends on the writers
The Hank we see in the show is just a psychic projection, he can change his size at will
>Peggy
>Peggy
>Peggy
>Relax, Peggy
>Relax
>Peggy
>Peggy
>Massage
Word of God says Hank could kick Recorns ass.
I like how the snake ace in a way looks like bobby
Hank is already a cuck, He just doesn’t know it
post your Top KOTH YT poop
not a poop weeb
I still go back and watch it sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZcm7OfC8ts
>i don't wanna frick u hank
>that's it! i'm frickin ur ass!
i remember watching this 11 years ago in college
this is the best koth YTP ever made.
?t=216
I honestly think hank would win that fight. Sure Redcorn has good physique have we ever seen him use them? He's always seemed a bit... sensitive, as hank would put it.
John redcorn is also shown to be pretty physically inept and hank has more practical experience
except when he caught an arrow with a single hand after it was fired
That and the baseball game where he struck a homerun
It's like the writers sucked the power out of him as soon as he stopped having an affair with Nancy, but I guess good pussy really powers up a homie
>PAY MY RENT
>(PAY MY RENT THIS MONTH)
>I CAN'T PAY RENT
>(PAY MY RENT THIS MONTH)
>PAAAAYYYY ME FOR THIS WAGIE I'VE BECOME
Yeah, that kickball episode showed JR was Bobby tier at sports.
He has no athleticism whatsoever, he just lifts weights and has decent genetics. Hank would wreck him.
Hank's what? Pushing 230-250 lbm, and Red corn is like a whopping 185-190?
He certainly would be able to push him around.
he was a baseball star
Pretty sure Mike Judge said an angry Hank would kick Redcorn's ass.
>ex-football player
vs
>degenerate injun alcoholic
Hank would easily tackle Redcorn's and beat his ass on the floor
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY POCKET WHERE MY MONEY SHOULD GO
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY HEART WHERE YOU USED TO GO
wake up, i want to
wash myself
clean my wrists
scrub my brains out
Who's more pathetic, John Redcorn or William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive?
At least John Redcorn gets to frick a lot of hot women
Bill got to frick the governor and the pastor, top shelf women.
his son hates him
>"Your cousin is Violetta"
>that Canadian episode
I fricking hate ungrateful piece of shit, frick Canada
as a canadian, it was unbelievably accurate
I’m 3/4 Indian and Irish/Scottish mutt. But on my Cree side women are all tall as frick. I’m 6’3 and I think one girl is under 5”10
>John Redcorn irl
>OP irl
>Me irl
>canadian moves into neighborhood
>hank tells him whats what and to go back to canada
>no episode with mexican equivalent
This show is for homosexuals who love brownoids
Texas is literally Mexico already.
Texas and California was apart of Mexico you dumbass
Anyone have the KOTH YTP where Dale repeats "kidney" over and over again? It was kino as shit and I've never found it again.
Nope
Hank wasn't a pussy though. He was ready to square up all the time. He's 6'2.
He even boxed at the Y
I tell ya I hate Nancy