If you ran a dinosaur zoo on the island of the Costa Costa Rica, what kind of food would you serve?

If you ran a dinosaur zoo on the island of the Costa Costa Rica, what kind of food would you serve?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me? Crabs legs.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit with lots of eggs

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, do those jurrassic park tycoon games let you control that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Operation Genesis allowed you select different basic foods to cater towards different types of guests. Not sure about Jurassic World Evolution

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evolution 2 makes it where you can just add water fountains and an ice-cream machine and everyone will eat your shit food anyway, even on the hardest appeal difficulty

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALASKAN SEA BASS, SERVED BY ALEJANDRO!

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza and spaghetti.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled fish, prawns, rice and ice cream for dessert

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    assuming dinos are like chickens food made from their eggs

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dino shaped nuggies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your meal is served, sir

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No ranch?! Sparing those expenses, I see.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd prefer a spicy mayo tbh. Some nice crunchy potato wedges on the side. Oh baby

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based

            kys

            Seethe

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No ranch?!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cheapskate. Dodson always gets me as much ranch as I want. That's why I'm selling your dinosaur nugget recipes to him!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, just like mommy still makes!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyson just recalled a shit ton of those. Hope you neets threw them out at least or else the quality of posts here may slightly rise.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tyson
          >Not the superior Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaur

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aww, man! I just ate a chicken burrito made with these greasy little fricks... Now I'm guuna get mad chicken disease. Frick!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, even the food is vaccine conspiracy nuts in America

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fully subservient yurotard shocked and appalled that the americans he is obsessed with don't want to take their government-approved food chemicals

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the recall was just because of metal pieces in the food
          no big deal

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember autistically making them fight and biting off limbs like it was my own personal gladiatorial ring

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chili
    >Sea Bass
    >Ice cream
    >Picrel
    That's it... Oh, and plenty of cold beer.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs of course. Give 'em the full experience.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only sensible answer. Think of how many steaks you could carve out of a t-rex

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nor to mention all the meat from failed clones you 'spared no expense' engineering and feeding. Ingen has to recoup those loses. Sell the meat to customers!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >come for the burgers, stay for the prehistoric prions!
          What could possibly go wrong?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twelve year old unix expert.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd COOK THE MAN SUM FAAKKEN EGGS

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cloned dino meat

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brontosaurus Ribs placed onto the side of the tour car like this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's stronk!

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chilean sea bass
    >Sea bass that was fished off the coast of Chile
    Or
    >Sea bass from anywhere that is cooked in the traditional Chilean way

    Does the book ever explain this ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cod.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patagonian_toothfish

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    big frothy bags of lemons.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The correct answer:
    >grilled chicken, descendents of T-Rex
    >eggs as a side
    >turkey burger
    >alligator tail
    With dinosaur toys for the kids

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING, SIR

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Spared no expense"
    >couldn't even pay this IT guy who ran the whole fricking park enough for him to not betray everything

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spared NO expense. As in he had nothing to spare for expenses.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chile and sea bass

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chili and Seabass is an unnatural pairing

    Like the dinosaurs of JP

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