If you were God emperor.
What would you order him to make as his next film?
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If you were God emperor. What would you order him to make as his next film?
If you were God emperor.
What would you order him to make as his next film?
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I wouldnt trust him to make a movie worth watching
I don't get it?
You want a full length feature film about the Black person gamble?
the dialogue was "THATS ENOUGH!!" :3
What? What movie is Enolaf Claun?
A Star Wars movie, because it would be funny. I would not watch it.
He should make the next James Bond. It's already dry as a bone, and thrives with that.
He already is.
no way he gets permission from MGM/broccoli?
Tenent was pretty much scifi james bond.
Invisible Monsters adaptation.
28 Years Later.
Get his big eyed bum boy back in the aftermath
An adaptation of Finnegan's Wake
'It's so Irish, it doesn't make sense to anybody.'
That's perfect! Let me first inject my cold English sensibility...
Unironically I’d get him in to direct a Pixar film
He's at Universal, so maybe DreamWorks? Although Pixar has more prestige
A young adult movie would be cool, maybe Chasing Vermeer?
Nolan is handsome
I prefer his brother. Less British looking.
Ye, but he's a cuck dude. Got himself kicked out of the writers room by wife and her femoid cronies
qrd?
See the writing quality of Westworld and his writing credits post-season 1
Funny you should say that, I thought Nolan was American.
Even funnier his mother is American
The Brothers Karamazov adaptation
Who's that one director, Watititi Tapeepeetitti or something
Have him make a move about breasts
Three words:
Biblical puppet epic. Weave 4 old testament narratives from different writer sources together into a story that hops between sourrce eras, but the older source, the cruder the puppets. The oldest of the old being tube socks. A lightning rod milestone for the western world to rethink the power of faith, and the value of myth. It'll get him assissinated by a zealot, but this man and this movie will reverberate through the future until the last person is gone. He will be immortal in a way that even Einstein will not be.
You put way to much thought into this anon.
Respect
Jesus man best idea IV read on here
Interstellar 2.
That could be quite interesting
I was gonna say give this guy literally any sci-fi script and let him go ham.
>blood meridian
>television series a single season, 14 episodes 90 minutes each
>vince vaughan as judge holden
>chalamet as the kid (skinny lanklet cuckboy would be perfect for the part)
>synthwave soundtrack
I don't think Nolan would understand it well enough to adapt it tbh
Interesting choice. I think it would be uniquely terrible. Probably full of quips as well.
Do you think Nolan could do a decent pure horror? He's touched on it in some of his films but i don't think he's ever done a pure one.
I don't want to see movies anymore so I would order him to do whatever makes him happy and leave me out of it
interstellar 2
2ene2
I would have him in control of the DC Universe, replacing James Gun.
Yes- so long as the films are more like MoS and not TDKR (he came up with the story for MoS along with Goyer.)
(Though as long as Gunn it wouldn’t be involved it’d be fine)
I'd ask him to make Ubik just to see him frick it up. He might actually go for it
Vanilla Sky already exists
I need him to make the Aurelian biopic
James Bond
Tbh have him go for a scary movie. An HP love craft movie with some time travel since he loves that shit.
A Metal Gear Solid movie by Nolan would be the greatest film of all time.
its the only thing that is missing from his "style" some kind of black ops movie, but it would be too close to the dark knight
MGS is all about twists upon twists upon twists with a bad ass setup and characters. Nolan could do it justice. I don't trust the Skull Island guy.
John Wick 5
Tenet 2. I don't care if the loop is closed. Make it fricking happen!
Vanilla Sky 2
4U cinematic universe.
a story about his murderous brother
oh shit, did i just go there????????????
Iron man
>Gets his mediocre films consistently funded
>Cinemaphile shills his mediocre films ad nauseam
Definitely a career that hasn't made a deal.
Death Note in 2014 instead of Interstellar.
>Isn’t that the question of the day” vs “OI DID I MAKE A ROICIST BOMBA?”
sounds like shit
you sound like shit. the memes would have been glorious.
Livestreamed suicide.
13th Black Crusade. cadia
The
Planet
Broke
Before
the
Guard did
Nixon biopic
pre teen beauty pageants
I'd propably duel him to the death just so I can personally gauge out his stupid eyes
Island of Doctor Moreau
He could do a good adaptation and make it scary
Pirates of the carribean 6
I wouldn‘t say anything to him. I would just listen, which is what nobody ever did
Something so complex it takes him the next 40 years to write. So the hack never makes another shit flick.
a comedy
I want to see what he thinks is funny
he's a big fan of Talladega nights.
new fast & furious sequel
I'm serious, I want to see what he could do with it
get rid of all the cg bloat, make it grounded again
Imagine an “old man Logan” type movie with Dom (none of the other cast) directed by Nolan. Hail Mary Mother of Kino.
They'd heavily play up the Catholicism
Pandora's Star? Would love to see a nolanesque take on MLM (MorningLightMountain)
Live-streamed suicide
Memento 2
Prestige 2
Inception 2
Interstellar 2
I've said it before, but you could make an entire sequel to Inception that takes place inside the movie Inception. They take sedatives to sleep for 8 hours. The raining city, they planed to spend days, if not a week there. None of them could wake up. Once they climb out of the van thats in the water, everyone who is alive, they got a whole week to kill. They could go into each others dreams and delve into their own minds. When Ariadne, Eames and Arthur wake up, they could have spent months or years chilling in each others dreams.
Inception 2. imagine them waking up and finding out Ellen Page has switched genders in between the dream sessions
sequel to interstellar
Lord of the Rings
It will be garbage, but I really would love to see how weird will this autist make it
Return of the Obra Dinn
Superman
In a way he already did as he and Goyer came up with the story for “Man Of Steel” (with the latter writing the script)
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman
The second film in the Oppenheimer Cinematic Universe.
I was honestly surprised not to see him make a cameo in Oppenheimer. Libo book btw.
Feynman was in the movie he plays the bongo and has few lines.
He plays bongos and is the guy in the truck during the trinity test. Both are real details, it was cool they were included.
Barbie 2
Hyperion Cantos. But skip the last two books
A tightly budgeted romantic comedy shot digitally on a fricking Red Komodo. He will think that it is a fate worse than death and I will relish in his torment.
I hate his snobbery.
Imagine the kino
Nooooo, that is going to be Scorcese!!!
Because the copy i bought says sooo!!!!
IK OOOOOOOOOK
Biopic of Basil II, emperor of the Byzantine Empire
Another movie in the world of Inception. Not a sequel, don't touch those characters, but do another dream movie.
That aside. Interstellar was his 2001, Tenet was his James Bond, I'd like to see his version or rather a take on, an Irwin Allen type movie, like The Poseidon Adventure, or The Towering Inferno. Like....frick it, just do the monorail episode from the simpsons, but directed by Christopher Nolan and the scientist the get to help stop the monorail should be played by Christian Bale. I'm not joking, The monorail episode of the simpsons is THAT good it should have been parodying a disaster movie.
>Another movie in the world of Inception.
This but in the world of Tenet. Preferably more focus on the future world. Also without Denzel's son as 'the le protagonist' because he is a boring charisma void. Can feature in a cameo though.
That said, the Indian b***h said some dumb shit that would potentially steer the story into preachy womyn stronk-direction, which is not the preferred route.
his own snuff film
Space Mutiny reboot
idk if it was my cinema's audio or the movie but i couldn't understand half the frickin dialogue in this movie, they were mumbling.
It's just you
Complete the "What is a woman" triology
A short film in which Pugh is skinned and burned to death
Bond movie
Casino/bank heist movie
Interstellar sequel
WW2/Vietnam movie but without a pussy age rating
I actually think he could make a great Terminator movie too
>ww2
>vietnam
Done to death.
So think outside the box and do it from the average German soldier perspective or the Viet Cong. Although the world we live in now would never be able to accept a sympathetic approach to nazi soldiers
>WW2/Vietnam movie but without a pussy age rating
a THIRD WWII movie? have a nice day
9/11 movie
Whatever he wants to make.
I would order him to stop making movies.
I’d get him to finally make Interstellar 2: Still Stelling
Some teen girl movie with similar energy like Mean Girls.
Could be kino.
A movie about the devil. He is good at defending demons.
A Michael Jackson biopic. Show how the dirty israelites tore him down with their fake bullshit
Some really eldritch weird sci-fi, he's touched on it a bunch of times with the creepier moments in Tenet or even The Prestige but always holds off going full schizo to avoid higher ratings to maxx bums in seats, I'd like to see his weirdest, Shane Carruth, PKD schizo shit.
Or frick it, now I've namedropped him, I'd order Nolan to direct A Topiary or The Modern Ocean.
Solaris movie
Let him make a king Conan film
A snuff movie.
Inception 2 Starring /OURGUY/
>xer womanhood was just a dream
Could be kino
The Greensboro Shooting, where KKK, the cops, and Neo Nazis teamed up and defended themselves from Communist agitators.
Why would Kathleen Kennedy team up with Nazis?
bioshock would be kino
He the guy from Billy Madion who said "We all have become dumber with your response"
I would have had him executed probably along with everyone else working in the American movie industry.
His own snuff film
I remember years ago reading rumors he was considered for an Akira adaptation.
I’d much rather him do it than fricking Taika Watiti
Maybe some kind of live action anime adaption? Full metal alchemist?
A three part epic about the life of Horatio Nelson
Zulu remake
The Catcher in the Rye.
Mostly because I want Chris to manage having a guy constantly on fire
Giantess Debickino in imax
Space western
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
A big budget modern Carry On revival
An NC17 Unit 731 movie or an adaptation of Moomin
Urotsukidoji