If you were head of her protective security detail, how would you handle this threat?
If you were head of her protective security detail, how would you handle this threat?
If you were head of her protective security detail, how would you handle this threat?
His mouth looks like he sucked Brie's feet.
HAHAHA
I can't fight worth a shit but I am 100% certain I can knock him on his ass.
Arm myself with a squirt gun full of acyclovir
>massive cold sore
This dude fricks.
How does this homie have a cold sore and I've never gotten one? I've been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years and have never had one, even through covid (never had covid either).
>I've been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years
Built different. Now go rape yourself some women and spread those superior genetics
imagine having never kissed a woman in your life, and still getting cold sores because some grimy relative kissed you as a baby.
Back in the olden days, people would just go to family gatherings and pass the baby around.
>I've been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years
It's posts like this that remind me that the old Cinemaphile isn't dead, it's just on life support.
pull the plug, sonny boy
But then how will I suffer every day?
Mouthraped as a child.
That probably means you have the virus, like 80% or so of the population. But luckily you only have the dormant version, meaning you're immune
You can you still spread it just through your saliva without a sore right? Based. Reminds me of the GG Allin song "if you got AIDS spread it around and take some lives"
>I've been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years
The highest compliment one could give
Sir we’ve had reports that a drunk sicko was waving a gun around while watching cuties on full volume
>sudden cobraposting everywhere
Did Cinemaphile once again discover something 5 years after it was good
I found him like 3 years ago, yeah. I saw him mentioned in a moist critical video too so apparently he's pretty mainstream but he still only gets like 5k views a video for some reason?
I'm waiting for a massive Puff meme trend, shit would be Kino.
>I've been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years
>How does this homie have a cold sore and I've never gotten one?
I've gotten them since was a little kid and I'm KHV. Got them from my mother or possibly daycare, I'd guess.
That's shitty. How often do they come? Does it hurt?
NTA, but yes, they do. I don't get them a lot these days because I take anti-virals but when I get one it's the worst experience and they can scar. I know when one is coming because I become suicidal lel
Ground cigarettes have strengthened your immune system. You are immune to disease
Frank Reynolds?
I remember when I was a kid, another kid who was spending the night had a cold sore, and my mom was terrified that I was going to get it. She really monitored me all evening to make sure we didn't share cups or anything.
I was like, why would we share cups, that's gross.
been smoking cigarettes off the ground for 12 years
Man's got himself a goose?
So it seems
I initiate the Code: Goose protocol
Wouldn't that just end up killing you?
this. Send agents to the site, and have the goose shot while the moron watches
no way is that a man. thats a ftm
The gooses are in the enclosed pool area
>you don’t have a goose
Why live.
proactive neutralization
wow, the wall has not been kind
He's a threat to me, his life is rad.
Oh, so this is the anon that keeps posting Brie Larson threads. Not surprised at all.
They still make dvd?
What's going on with his ear?
I'd tell the lazy bastard to stop procrastinating and finish ASOIAF
I wonder sometimes, is it like this for all of them? Is this why they become so cold and detached? I mean this guy's messaging Brie, so clearly the ugly ones aren't spared. In face I remember Moretz and the Arya actress got a ton of shit like this, so maybe it's even worse if you're ugly because you seem more approachable. Imagine half the world has a parasocial relationship with you. Every moron with an internet connection and enraged pajeet with an inferiority complex is reaching out to you directly.
>a big Spider for Halloween
????
Reminds me of somebody I used to know
I kind of envy his apparent carefree lack of self-awareness
of course, this fat Black person is a fan of the office. kill all fatties
I wish to have that kind of energy.
Same here, I can't fricking enjoy anything anymore. I haven't been able to sit down and enjoy a single movie or TV show in years and I haven't felt excited about the release of any new media since I was 16. At this point I'd be willing to get moderate brain damage just so I can feel excitement again like the kind he's feeling.
>jumps for joy when Black folk show up on the screen
>chimps out and dances with his back to the TV when attractive white woman is on the screen
Fricking typical
Every day of this homie's entire life is literally Friday night at Blockbuster in 1993 and you will all get old enough to envy him eventually
>Every day of this homie's entire life is literally Friday night at Blockbuster in 1993
Yes but at least then I was 9 years old and had my whole life ahead of me.
What you just described sounds like an episode of Black Mirror.
Dude's talking as if she's actually reading his bullshit lmao
I think that's a woman unironically
Damn I want a goose.
Is it a bad idea to kiss prostitutes?
Only after I'm done with them.
That's a woman.
Women trannies pass better than man trannies and it all has to do with whether you want to frick it.
>Yes
Then it's a woman.
>No
Then it's a man.