If you were in charge of the Luna Lovegood spin off film, what would you have done with it?
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If you were in charge of the Luna Lovegood spin off film, what would you have done with it?
Luna performs an experimental bout of magic and turns Draco into a girl.
JK Rowling wouldn't allow it
>JK rowling allows it
>It turns into an excellent commentary on how ridiculous it is we let men put on skirts and expect them to be accepted as women
Something to do with her family name
You're not even trying
Have Ginny killed off like the coalburning prostitute deserved
I'd have redone the whole franchise. Draco is a girl, Voldemort never appears but all his minions think he's back and start doing their weird shit in actuality Voldemort is dead and has been since he tried to kill Harry and his "resurrection" is a ploy by Wormtail who pretends he's back and the Death Eaters start fighting simply out of fear and stop once everyone realizes they've been duped and Harry and Luna start dating.
nice
Kino
>raped to death by a gang of nargles
i'd film her bouncing on my dick if you know what i mean
She was 15 at the time
yeah too old
kys
Firstly, I would thank God that Luna cast herself out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
hope you get lots of upvotes bro
newbie
gay
>"No!"
gets me everytime
Nargles… lots of nargles…
Hairy lesbianism, lots of armpit hair and leg hair licking, pissing, etc.
Body hair is a masculine trait. If you're into hairy "women", just admit you're a gay and move on.
Not into hairy women but aren't we all gays anyway?
No.
lol zoomer moron
lol homosexual that wants to turn women into men
?
He (or you) want women to adopt masculine traits, like body hair.
Did you have biology classes yet lmfao?
Yeah, but I don't need a class to know you're a homosexual for seeing Luna and immediately thinking "gee how can I make her a hairy gay bear"
>a hairy gay bear
Why are you so gay what the frick lmfao?
Just a nude scene (maybe multiple)
It wouldn't be anything sexual and might play into her weirdness in someway (like pubes in a funny shape, random nudity, shower habits, etc.). This would in turn make it even hotter.
There will also be a scene where she has to piss outside and you get full movie of her bare ass plus she won't wear panties in most episodes.
Her and a pack of magically horny male centaur
I would pic related
I'd have her investigate wizard conspiracies that are obviously muggle inventions like airplanes while simultaneously having cryptids be explained by magic phenomenon.
it wont be a harry potter-esque magical adventure film so much as it will be a 3 hour, unedited video of myself and evana lynch (in character as luna lovegood) having intense, passionate intercourse in the missionary position, with much kissing, hand holding and eye contact, culminating in an intense cry-gasm for her wherein i ejaculate inside her and get her pregnant
Porno
90 minutes and 3 acts of unprotected full penetrative sex, with me starring opposite her ofcourse
Her reading My Immortal naked in the kitchen
Does anybody have good porn of her, real life, drawn, or otherwise?
So were nargles actually real, or was she moronic?
>he doesn't know about nargles
https://www.lesswrong.com/s/TF77XsD5PbucbJsG3/p/zb3hWt99i9Fm93KPq
Is there anything sexy in the later parts of this?
NO. On the other hand:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16793146?view_full_work=true
>Eyes Wide Shut style discovery of total nargle conspiracy behind ministry of magic, daily prophet, gringotts etc
She becomes the new newt. Explores the world saving all these wacky animals that most wizards don't even think exist.
Why can't we have more kino with cute female protagonists without it being cringe?
I'd personally much rather stare at a nice looking girl for a couple hours.
It should've been Luna.
She'd probably post here irl
She'd also be a massive tory
>tory
a what?
It is the British right-wing party
I just said that for immersion
Have a long series of softcore movies in he style of the Emmanuelle series.
>tfw no Luna Cho threesome
In the spin off she would suck me off dry and drain my plums
Open with a shot of her beautiful pale feet flexing her toes and then focus on her lips.