If you were in Jakes place, would you also betray humanity and impregnate Neytiri thrice?
If you were in Jakes place, would you also betray humanity and impregnate Neytiri thrice?
If you were in Jakes place, would you also betray humanity and impregnate Neytiri thrice?
Yes, maybe humanity isn’t worth saving and I want to smell Ney’s crotch.
Imagine a whiff of chemical-free antidepressant-free BBC-free alien puss, no wonder Jake and Spider are hooked
Get help, americanbro.
maybe stop dating 40yo black women then
no they disgust me and i would personally push the button
Why?
Basically a blue homie
compensating non white detected
>Basically a blue homie
All the reason one needs
>Looks like a blue nog
>Has hair like one
>Acts like one
>Shit body
>Looks just human enough to be very boring despite being an alien
Navi are the most boomer looking aliens you could get. If I want alien erotica, I want something really fricking exotic, like that alien lady from Star Wars with the huge neck. Imagine throat-swabbing her, face-fricking her, everything. Those soft and wet purple lips pulling off of your D.
yeah I can see that
Neytiri is...
Beautiful and perfect.
Shilling avatar
Both sides sound gay as frick to be honest with you.
>Fight for the space equivalent of blackrock
>Fight for a bunch of backwards savages
There really is no winning here, is there?
>savages
Depends if you take this from a literal or liberal interpretation perspective
>literal: they're peaceful and ethical people, and have a real God to connect to
>liberal interpretation: they're probably godless savages who'd skin kids alive
Now in english
>I'm an illiterate moron
I would live among them just to stop paying taxes to pedophiles
>they are le savages for not having goyslop and iphones!
I would have worked out a deal with the Navi. maybe a cut of the Unobtanium earnings. Navi could also be helpful on earth, no reason they can't co-exist
wasn't he paralyzed in his human body? how exactly was he supposed to do anything other than what he did
he was originally going to get his legs back... his REAL legs. but good luck getting them now
His blue legs mog his real legs, fixed or not.
Tonowario
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I would've never...
been able to stop at three times
Absolutely I would. Espeif I was a cripple like he was. Sure he'd get his legs back on earth, just to wander back into whatever hellscape we've made for ourselves.
Give me unspoiled forrests, oceans, and nature any day.
He wanted to leave his body because his avatar had a 12 inch scholg
Yeah but they're twice as tall as regular people so it's really only 6 inches
He could've gone home to his box and continue to be a nobody or stayed on Pandora where he's the war chief fricking the previous chief's daughter. It's a no brainer
I'd choose real life Earth over Pandora. But Pandora > Avatar's Earth (although we're heading in that direction).
>western SHART
Do you know where you are?
And screw myself out of the ability to become the first blu cat-man to fly a gunship?
100%. What the frick has humanity ever done for me?
Uh oh
give you life
that was God sweetie
It's okay if you think the first Avatar is overhyped, but this is a great scene.
GOD PLEASE GIB NEYNEY GF
I wasn't aware some trillonaire deep space minig tycoon israelite represented the entirety of the human race
People keep forgetting that the RDA is a private corporation.
navibros...
>People keep forgetting that the RDA is a private corporation.
Not anymore... and yet, nothing much changed
>We have done more here in a year than in the previous thirty years. We're not here to run a mine, Colonel. As on-world commander I have been tasked with a greater mission.
What the hell was her problem?
>Edie Falco thought avatar flopped for years
She's dying in avatar 3 lads...
Nah, no way they'll kill a strong Independent woman maybe in 4
She must have been joking. Surely she was invited to the premier or something.
>these autobuilders can build a spec house in 24 hours
> holds the coffee cup with the suit even though it'll be far harder and less intuitive than just using your hand
What an butthole man
Why wouldn't they adjust the undoubtedly high levels of hormones in the avatar bodies to prevent this occurrence?
>why did Jake betray humanity, it doesn't make sense.
Hmmm
>Move to luscious jungle paradise, live off the land, absolute freedom
>Get gigachad 20 feet able body
>Ride a badass raptor dragon all day long
>Marry 12/10 blue alien princess and pump 3+ kids in her
Vs
>Move back to devastated wasteland of earth
>Endure months of painful therapy to regain a fraction of my mobility
>Back to wageslave for faceles corpos and consoom goyslop
>Commit war crimes for mr shekelberg until you die or are crippled again
Geee, what a doozy
There is no place for the weak-willed or hesitant. Only by firm action and resolute faith will mankind survive. No sacrifice is too great. No treachery too small.
>*tips fedora*
HFYgays have the mentality of metastasized cancer
no she needs to be impregnated more times
>thrice
Minimum.
If I'm Jake, I'm impersonating one of quarrels men, hijacking one of these, and landing it right on the human settlement.
I hate aesop sci fi sequels
>film 1: let’s create this imaginary world and pose a big “what if?” and have the characters answer that
>film 2: let’s do the exact same shit and tell the audience to go frick themselves, anyways here’s some fancy visuals thanks for the box office bux lmao
> Fight for a doomed, dystopian humanity where you can only imagine the blind consumerism and endless political censorship and onions shit has gotten 10000x worse
> Fight for a pure space cutie who genuinely loves you and invites you into her culture based on respecting family values, the world around you and personal responsibility and strength
Gee, what a hard one
Will she be worse than quidditch?
she might be hurting Neyney so yes
I think so. I hope Jimbo goes all the way in making the Ash Na'vi evil
I think it's suspicious how pregnant Ronal is and how her tulkun sister died with her newborn, she could meet the same fate. Also Spider has many death flags imo. Somebody's got to kill them.
I just hope there's no slaving or some shit like that
Are they going to be Blue Aztecs or something
Qrd about tjis movie? ..
So the war ends and humans and the navii live in peace 30 years later or what happened?
these threads are dull now
All the interesting people stopped posting in them
If I was a cripple like Jake, maybe
If you were able-bodied?
Yes. Without a seconds hesitation because Na'vi civilization is better than this current israeli one.
>brought back to a tropical rainforest paradise when your homeworld is shit
>leaders daughter wants you
>their deity is proven to exist and even works with the people to help them
Why wouldn't he?
No. The General was the hero of the movie.
No, there is hope for humanity
https://james-camerons-avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Bengal_Tiger
yes I would betray greedy corporate space israelites and their golem army for a new fully functional body and chief status in tall skinny tradwife utopia
can't wait for the star wars avatar crossover with heckin tail use of a light saber
> humanity is capable of cloning and presumably creating whole new living organisms
> not choosing to be a fricking dragon or something.
Humans in avatar are 1000% moronic. That level of genetic engineering is more profound than ANYTHING else in the film.
that level of genetic engineering and yet minorities and ugly people still exist on earth.
Seriously though, they're at DUNC level of bio-tech. The navi are completely meaningless.
yes, give me that blue pussy