The burger has two patties, if you look at his other hand you'll notice he took a bite out of the top patty but not the bottom one. As you watch more of the show you'll come to realize Chalmers is very weird.
>Sorry, true be told I was making ham, but I got distracted and it burn. I didn't want to tell you, because I was ashamed. I hope you can look past it and enjoy the burgers.
But obviously, then we wouldn't have an episode so good that even running it to the ground with crap memes and references didn't ruin it for me.
I would have excused myself from the table and headed into the kitchen, then came back out and told him there's an aura borealis in the kitchen (but he's not allowed to go see it) and then escorted him outside.
>...despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. >Heh, well you see Chalmers, here's a picture I drew of me being handsome and strong, and you being a crybaby >Skinner what the blazes is wrong with you
Ah, you see, that's part of the secret. Much like how restaurants often cook steaks to the perfect temperature using the 'sous vide' method, then finish them off on the grill to give them the grill markings that diners are used to seeing, we steam our hams first, then finish the job on the grill to improve the look and consistency of the meat.
Anyway, it's just a name, Chalmers. No need to be fricking autistic about it.
Well you see as a responsible individual I would not have ruined my roast in the first place. Therefore I would not have had to purchase fast food and pass it off as my own cooking.
I was saying Sneed Hams
That is a hate crime!
https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-adl-sneed/fact-check-the-adl-did-not-designate-sneed-as-a-hate-symbol-idUSL1N2OS1RV
Doing Satan's work, anon. Satan bless.
Then why does youtube not allow it?
>Debunked
Steaming is what they call grilling in Albany
I see
how did the burger regenerate itself
a wizard did it
The burger has two patties, if you look at his other hand you'll notice he took a bite out of the top patty but not the bottom one. As you watch more of the show you'll come to realize Chalmers is very weird.
> My family used to steam it but we've been grilling them for a while. We simply kept the original name out of respect.
>Sorry, true be told I was making ham, but I got distracted and it burn. I didn't want to tell you, because I was ashamed. I hope you can look past it and enjoy the burgers.
But obviously, then we wouldn't have an episode so good that even running it to the ground with crap memes and references didn't ruin it for me.
I honestly don't remember anything else about this episode besides steamed hams and the very tall man.
How could you forget the Apu skit?
there were also a pulp fiction reference
Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Gum stuck in Lisa's hair was gold.
>Steaming is just a catch-all for cooking in Albany!
It's that easy.
I consider it a deliberate joke that the least consequential, easiest thing to bullshit is what stumps Skinner (only for Chalmers to ignore it).
I would have excused myself from the table and headed into the kitchen, then came back out and told him there's an aura borealis in the kitchen (but he's not allowed to go see it) and then escorted him outside.
I would depict Chalmers as the sọyjak and myself as the chad wojak.
>...despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
>Heh, well you see Chalmers, here's a picture I drew of me being handsome and strong, and you being a crybaby
>Skinner what the blazes is wrong with you
they're not real grill marks.
Just tell him they are White Castles which are literally steamed hams.
Thought this was Dwayne Johnson from the thumbnail
The hell are those pink squares with holes?
Those are the burger patties. White Castle burgers are famously disgusting.
I would have told him it was a family in-joke.
I had to change the cooking process due to some problems, I don't want to bore you with the details.
Ah, you see, that's part of the secret. Much like how restaurants often cook steaks to the perfect temperature using the 'sous vide' method, then finish them off on the grill to give them the grill markings that diners are used to seeing, we steam our hams first, then finish the job on the grill to improve the look and consistency of the meat.
Anyway, it's just a name, Chalmers. No need to be fricking autistic about it.
Point out examples of other things with misleading names, like how neither french fries nor french toast were actually invented in France.
I steam and grill them, superintendent. I did not mentioned it before because it's part of the family recipe
Well you see as a responsible individual I would not have ruined my roast in the first place. Therefore I would not have had to purchase fast food and pass it off as my own cooking.
Your honor, I’d simply suck his dick.
Did you learn that trick in prison?
>I'm an imposter
>My real name is Armin Tamzarian
Stammer while trying to buy some time to take care of the raging borealis in my kitchen.