If you were in Skinner's position, how would you have responded to this question better than he did?

If you were in Skinner's position, how would you have responded to this question better than he did?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was saying Sneed Hams

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a hate crime!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-adl-sneed/fact-check-the-adl-did-not-designate-sneed-as-a-hate-symbol-idUSL1N2OS1RV

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doing Satan's work, anon. Satan bless.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why does youtube not allow it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Debunked

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steaming is what they call grilling in Albany

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did the burger regenerate itself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a wizard did it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The burger has two patties, if you look at his other hand you'll notice he took a bite out of the top patty but not the bottom one. As you watch more of the show you'll come to realize Chalmers is very weird.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > My family used to steam it but we've been grilling them for a while. We simply kept the original name out of respect.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry, true be told I was making ham, but I got distracted and it burn. I didn't want to tell you, because I was ashamed. I hope you can look past it and enjoy the burgers.

    But obviously, then we wouldn't have an episode so good that even running it to the ground with crap memes and references didn't ruin it for me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't remember anything else about this episode besides steamed hams and the very tall man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How could you forget the Apu skit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were also a pulp fiction reference

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
        But then again, some folk'll
        Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gum stuck in Lisa's hair was gold.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Steaming is just a catch-all for cooking in Albany!
    It's that easy.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I consider it a deliberate joke that the least consequential, easiest thing to bullshit is what stumps Skinner (only for Chalmers to ignore it).

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have excused myself from the table and headed into the kitchen, then came back out and told him there's an aura borealis in the kitchen (but he's not allowed to go see it) and then escorted him outside.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would depict Chalmers as the sọyjak and myself as the chad wojak.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >...despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
      >Heh, well you see Chalmers, here's a picture I drew of me being handsome and strong, and you being a crybaby
      >Skinner what the blazes is wrong with you

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're not real grill marks.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell him they are White Castles which are literally steamed hams.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought this was Dwayne Johnson from the thumbnail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hell are those pink squares with holes?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are the burger patties. White Castle burgers are famously disgusting.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have told him it was a family in-joke.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to change the cooking process due to some problems, I don't want to bore you with the details.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, you see, that's part of the secret. Much like how restaurants often cook steaks to the perfect temperature using the 'sous vide' method, then finish them off on the grill to give them the grill markings that diners are used to seeing, we steam our hams first, then finish the job on the grill to improve the look and consistency of the meat.

    Anyway, it's just a name, Chalmers. No need to be fricking autistic about it.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Point out examples of other things with misleading names, like how neither french fries nor french toast were actually invented in France.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I steam and grill them, superintendent. I did not mentioned it before because it's part of the family recipe

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well you see as a responsible individual I would not have ruined my roast in the first place. Therefore I would not have had to purchase fast food and pass it off as my own cooking.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your honor, I’d simply suck his dick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you learn that trick in prison?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm an imposter
    >My real name is Armin Tamzarian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stammer while trying to buy some time to take care of the raging borealis in my kitchen.

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