If you were in the world of Elemental, which element would you be?
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If you were in the world of Elemental, which element would you be?
If you were in the world of Elemental, which element would you be?
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Fire people=Asians
Water people=whites
Dirt people=BIPOC
Air people=Jews
Water are Blacks
Dirt are Spics
Air are Whites.
Asians hates Blacks more than anyone else.
For the last time, Wade is played by a black guy but is coded white. Pretty sure everyone else in his family had a white actor and were much more clearly white (specifically pretty East Coast/Midwestern US white) coded.
>coded
Co out here adapting bullshit twitter terms huh
Bruh
Gtfo
Nobody asked
>le ebin race
I smell a homosexual in this thread
And it arouses me.
STEAMED HAMS
you would think cloud people are just hybrid water and fire people
You=dumbass
Flesh
Doh!
(spoiler)SURPRISE(/spoiler)
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Fire
i swear that cloud lady has the same render in EVERY promotional material
She literally does, there aren't any others
Earth is the shittiest element so obviously not that
Fire all the way.
wtf
I'm still concerned about how inter-elemental sex would work in that world, can Water frick Air? Can Earth frick Fire?
>Water frick Air?
Would just pass through, but that'd still be considered penetration so yes
>Earth frick Fire?
Ironically, despite the movie being about that Water and Fire can interact with each other, an Earth elemental would have more chances of fricking a Fire elemental considering that Earth is more solid and less affected by Fire than Water
Dirt people are kind of fricked here, they don't have any useful powers unlike the others and can easily be killed by the other 3, they can't fly, can't use the water to traverse at high speeds, they can't do shit
Kinda reflect how humans were created from clay and how they didn't have any special powers compared to creatures made of other elements like angels and jinns
They:
- Can grow their own food.
- Can dramatically change their appearance
- Are solid and have weight (that might be a plus in some way, maybe...?)
And while the movie showed that they are easily maimed by fire, the soil part of them seemed okay. Basically, an Earth person would have more survived both near-death experiences that Ember and Wade faced.
Not to sound like some sort of Earth shill or something, of course. The conclusion to this is probably that being an Air person is likely where it's at.
*more easily survived
Tone it down Clod, you will never have a fire girlfriend.
Maybe they can melt and reshape themselves like Clayface? They might function like water people but more thick and slow
If not then maybe they are just physically the strongest
Water. Water are Black people apparently.
air
Sequel leaked already
>Guy made of orange juice tries to turn everyone against Fire People to make element city like it once was when there were only water people.
>Clod is shot by water cops and causes a riot
>Air people gas the rest of the dirt people
>Ember gives birth to a steam baby
>orange juice guy is revealed as a puppet of Snow Land and everyone comes together.
I would be an earth element, gotta play it safe and not have the same quirks as others
I'll just go off my zodiac and go with air, since that's apparently the house I belong to.
Also. Frick this movie.
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Air people have literally the coolest lives, they fly and float everywhere they want, and they can't even die nor feel pain.
i don't get the deal about the fire civilization bringing topics such as unity and keeping your kind together when ember's parents backstory shows us they were the only ones losing their home to a hurricane and no one in their town bothered to help them rebuild their home making them move away to a city they aren't at all welcoming to their element.
also, who else was building glass if they know fire are the only ones capable of doing that unless it's a tongue in cheek reference to outsourcing work unbeknownst to the entire city
we don't want soulless buttholes in this thread
sloppy job
So what about Plasma? Ice? Lightning?
>Plasma
Folded into Fire
>Ice
Folded into Water
>Lightning
Folded into Air
Lightning is plasma dumbass.
We're talking about the movie little butthole, Air element people can have thunder on them as demonstrated by Gale Cumulus
Water is wet, Fire is hot, Air is windy, Earth is hardy
Fun fact: Ember's parents are the villains of this movie
A Cloud named Cloudia(get it?)
KILL THE FIRE MENACE
FIRES ARE THE WORST ELEMENT!
do not hurt ember!
Total Fire death. Kill fire elementals, Behead fire elementals. Roundhouse kick fire elementals into the concrete. Slam dunk a fire elemental into the trashcan. Crucify fire elementals. Defecate in firey food. Launch fire elementals into the snow. Freeze fire elementals to death. Toss fire elementals into ice. Judo throw a fire elemental into a wood chipper. Twist fire elementals heads off. Report fire elementals to the SWAT team. Karate chop a fire elemental in half. Curb stomp pregnant crackprostitute fire mothers. Trap fire sympathizers in quicksand. Crush fire elementals in the trash compactor. Extinguish fire elementals in absolute zero temperature. Exterminate fire elemental co-existence shills in a gas chamber. Stomp fire elemental lovers skulls with steel toed boots. Lobotomize all fire elementals. Mandatory abortions for all fire elementals. Grind fire elemental babies in the garbage disposal. Drown fire elementals in infested water. Force-feed a cake filled with ice to inside a fire elemental. Slice every fire elemental in half with a supreme grade ice blade.
>Air person
>Is a cloud made of water
i would be aether, the sigma element
Fire, so I could be racist against the dirtBlack folk
Are air people even material? Can they pick up objects or open doors?
Have you even watched the movie?
A Black person
So, Water?
No
I would be Black person element
same
Every element living in harmony
>Fire people:
why are they like this?
>which element would you be?
Laughter