If you were Travis, how would you have tried to salvage the date?

If you were Travis, how would you have tried to salvage the date?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    de niro won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I don't think I'll ever get married. My mom is like this, she just rambles about shit, but she will go on for hours talking about nothing, never letting you get a word in, if you do she doesn't listen or comprehend anything you say. My dad just sits out in the garage and smokes all day waiting to die watching youtube on his phone trying his best to stay out of my moms way.
      When people came over to work on something, paint, whatever, she would corner them and just talk to them for hours.
      I could not imagine marrying some hot woman in her 20s and by the time she is 40-50 she is just walking around talking to her self non stop, making out with her mini pooch, and if she catches you, she pins you in a corner and talks your head off with non sense. A lot easier just being single and not dealing with that shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely a real phenomenon I've notice where middle aged women just kinda lose it and start doing the behaviour you described for no discernible reason. I think its lead poisoning or something because like I said its always boomer women. I'm curious why I never see the men act like this though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you research about some serious rabbit hole/ice Berg tier conspiracies, you'll eventually realize women are literally descendants of Satan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried telling her to stop or saying "ok thanks mom thats enough"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The woman will not be silenced.
          The moment you get her to stop talking is the moment you forfeit your life.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yea, I've had long conversations with her about it because she does it to everyone, and I explain how rude it is, how I feel like I'm never actually having a conversation with her, it's just her filibustering, how when I do get a word in she doesn't listen AT ALL to what I say. Been going on for years.
          She still does the same shit. It is impossible to explain anything to her because if you're talking, she is still talking to herself in her head and just waiting to interrupt you at the first possible chance to continue her hour long rant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >won

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cuter than his mulatto kids

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this mutt is cuter than this other mutt
          the absolute state of Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      deniro created a litter of mulattos that look mentally challenged, it's safe to say nobody won here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      christ she looks old

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen, and that's what no one else did.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boy that was embarrassing, that's the last time I go see a movie on impulse, why don't we watch a proper movie at the kinoplex and pretend the last 5 minutes never happened

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    end it
    get plastic surgery to look like this
    hit her again for a new date

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick even likes how Asians look?
      Think about that for at least three seconds!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry about that, I didn’t realize it was going to be THAT graphic. Let’s go see something else. I’ll buy you a box of raisinettes if you’re still mad at me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dirty movie
      >i didn’t know it was going to be graphic
      anon…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could easily play it off that you thought it was gonna be an erotic thriller or something

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he take her to a porn movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. What the frick was he thinking?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it was the most egregious example of unusual behaviour in the movie.
        Everything else seemed pretty believable for a man who was slowly unravelling and felt under immense stress etc. But thinking that a porn movie was a normal place to take a first date really strained credulity.

        That's not 'socially maladjusted'. That's downright moronic.

        He thought that’s what you did when you wanted to frick a woman. The movie would get her horny. He had no idea what he was doing and that she wasn’t the type to like that, which sucks because she was actually really into him before this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did he just want to have sex with her then? I thought the point of that one monologue about Betsy was that he saw her as too pure for NYC and he wanted to protect her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not necessarily. I think he just thought that’s what you’re supposed to do to look cool and get a woman in the mood. A lot of the things he does seem out of character, he’s a walking contradiction like she says at one point

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Name one other thing that’s as out of character for Travis as taking Betsy to a porno

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pouring brandy on crumbled up white bread and milk and eating it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Brandy
                This whole time I thought it was maple syrup or some shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a thing called milk bread and it's perfectly in character

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most bizarre thing he did honestly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it was the most egregious example of unusual behaviour in the movie.
      Everything else seemed pretty believable for a man who was slowly unravelling and felt under immense stress etc. But thinking that a porn movie was a normal place to take a first date really strained credulity.

      That's not 'socially maladjusted'. That's downright moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently, going to porn movies was a big thing back in the 70's. Boomers went on dates there.
        Porn, from the 70's, was way, way worse than porn now. Like normal porn had women rimming dudes and drinking pee, it wasn't even a subgenre. Threesomes were always two dudes, women always wore really fabulous lingerie, even camisoles and lots of shots were of some guys hairy butthole as he went to town on some pancake assed, flapjack tittied average ann in a slip. Your grandparents watched that and found it really arousing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Porn, from the 70's, was way, way worse than porn now.
          Stopped reading there. This isn’t true, you know it’s not true, we know it’s not true.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Certified coomer here, you are so wrong. I will fight you on this unless you're just talking about narrative.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >certified coomer
              Don’t talk to me homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's exactly as how I described

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers unironically went to public theaters to watch porn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they were still around I guarantee tons of anons would go. Goon Caves are essentially the same thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      understandable though, they didn't have internet.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was in the right. dirty movies should get banned.
    /thread

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take romantic interest to sex movie
    >she hates it because doesn't like sex
    Well, I'd intended to have sex with her, so that's pertinent information.
    Good, we figured that out quickly and can both start looking for what we'd actually like.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are anons honestly shocked that Travis acts weird or out of character when he’s around a beautiful woman? Did you just expect him to be smooth and know everything to do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      even the most socially inept autistic moron would know that it's inappropriate to take a woman to a porn movie on the first date.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some women would probably be into it honestly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking a woman to a porno theater and acting like that's appropriate for a first date is beyond the pale, no matter who you are. There's no worldview you can have where that seems like a normal and appropriate action, in fact it's so far out there that it comes across as Travis purposefully choosing to self-sabotage himself, almost as though he didn't know what to do when he actually had the interest of a pretty woman, so he shot himself in the foot because he expected to fail earlier and that's what he was waiting for

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't know it was a porno movie I thought it was gonna be one of the exploitation flicks

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have gone for the cute 12 year old prostitute instead

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't try to salvage it. I would listen. And that is what nobody did.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I think its unrealistic, that a decent looking guy would frick up so hard by having his date watch something so insane, then i remember i had a friend in college who on a first date got a girl back to his dorm and showed her "yolo 2" a flash animation where a guy goes inside a woman's butthole and says he's going to frick her shit (literally). needless to say she never came back and he was like "what did i do wrong"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was your friend mentally moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is not good with women to say the least. I think he convinced himself that women like a guy who "doesnt give a frick" but i think he took that in the wrong direction

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think even most incels would consider a porn theater to be a good date

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early humiliation ritual. Ignoring the last couple thousand years before that.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cybill Shepherd a cute

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