If you were uncle ben what life advice would you give to a young man like Peter, Cinemaphile?
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If you were uncle ben what life advice would you give to a young man like Peter?
Make money and frick b***hes.
retain his seed.
Never trust a women
pay attention in school so you can get into a decent university and get a degree in finance so you can get into wall street banking
don't do challenging courses if you don't have to if it's not a requirement to get into a decent university pick the easiest courses you can that way you'll get a better grade
whenever you are answering a question that isn't stem say an english question in school don't think this is what i think the right answer is think what does the lesbian mid 40's teacher think the right answer is and write that down instead.
as soon as you hit 18 get a hand gun and train with it constantly
as soon as you hit 21 get your concealed carry license
start working out at age 16 that way when your 18 you wont be a skinny little runt and be able to get pussy
get your drivers license as soon as you can this way you can get pussy
do wrestling and boxing from a young age but stop sparring when you hit 21 don't ever do it professionally
brush your teeth
eat at least 4 square meals a day to give yourself the best chance to develop physically to your full potential
invest in real estate and commodities
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stay out of blue collar work, Peter. It's full of closet homosexuals that will bugger you up the butt and it will shorten your life expectancy with gruelling inhumane demeaning work.
With white power comes great responsibility
Peter, you'll actually get more pussy in your 30s than you will in your 20s. And your teens are going to suck no matter what.
Peter, after you’ve finished TNG and DS9, stop. Sure, you can watch a handful of the iconic TOS episodes but that’s it. Then it’s time to put serial scifi behind you forever. From time to time you’ll run into someone who tries to get you into Babylon 5, you should disregard anything these people say and avoid them at all costs. They’re all the same soap operas for nerds, Peter. Don’t throw your life away.
Is Voyager really that bad? Nearly finished DS9.
When you're old, your fondest memories will be of the pussy you got when you were young, and the saddest of the pussy you could have gotten, but didn't bother to try.
>”Peter remember if there is ever a giant black goo alien that attaches itself to your body try to get rid of it with vibrating noises, also you check up on Harry more often, kid isn’t doing too well”
Move out of NYC
pee is stored in the balls
Go into the woods and live in splendid isolation.
with great rizz comes great gyatt
Good skincare routine: cleanse, moisturiser, suncream or spf moisturiser EVERY day
Buy an electric toothbrush and brush twice daily
Learn to floss and do it daily
Get a clean and polish yearly
These 4 steps will give you much better health for the rest of your life.
homosexual
Always salt the water before you add the rice
>kys homosexual
>aaaaaaaaaaaagh
ask peter about fbi crime statistic
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>After the end of WW2 the Zionist power structure moved it's center from Britain and colonized the US and Palestine. It's the israelites, Peter.
>Live with a beer on one hand, and a titty on the other.
Dad?
Marry Ursula Peter. She'll make you happy than that c**t cheating prostitute MJ ever will. She left one man at the altar, what makes you think she won't do it again?
I would tell him he needs to impregnate Mary Jane if he doesn’t want his Aunt and I to think he’s a gay.
>if you ever get the chance, you should have a nice day
>Peter, always remember incognito mode isn't actually private and Tor is a glowie honeypot
>If you ever need to dispose of a hard drive you have to combine several methods because they can still recover data if you only use one method; for example magnets followed by a hammer beating then submerging in boiling water before a few minutes in the microwave finished off with a night in the bonfire will do the trick
Don't be like me
>fried so many slopes they names a brand of rice after me