That doesn't work. Bobby is thoroughly a millenial and what he experienced growing up in the 90s and 2000s is vastly different to what a zoomie would experience. Unless the show is set in 2007 it will feel wrong. Zoomer Bobby would be a mentally ill troony, he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
>he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
but he wasn't a gay. As limp wristed as he was, he was always trying to frick chicks.
>Zoomer Bobby would be a mentally ill troony, he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
America is always ahead of the curve when it comes to degeneracy.
>bobby goes to university because Peggy wants him to, Hank thinks it's a waste of time and money >studies bullshit degree >excels socially but fails academically >tries to become a comedian but fails because he's lazy >moves back home with a mountain of debt >Hank gets him a job >becomes a NEET
That's the most realistic outcome
Ironically, Bobby would do well in today's age of podcasting lazy comedians.
Someone big would catch onto his small-town-hick-while-trying-to-sound-cultured flavor and help make him a star.
They just should have made Bobby Hanks age when the show started and have him become a new father in his 40's, a political moderate, in an Austin suburb, married to a not as smart as she thinks but generally well meaning southern brunette (or heavily anglofied Latina)
This is what became of a Texan millennial in the 2000's generally, why not keep the tone that made the original good and unique by staying grounded before flanderization ?
>How would your KOTH reboot go? >At first Bill was disgusted by the thought that had quickly flitted through his meager brain. He easily pushed it out to make way for the barren loneliness, self-loathing, obsession with Lenore, and general emptiness that were his mind's usual stock and trade. But the thought returned. Rarely at first, but soon with increasing frequency. It was hard for him to remember time anymore, beyond whether it was morning, noon, or night. But now what he knew was a sick and disgusting thought crawled through and overpowered his feeble psyche for all three. He could eat, oh how he could eat. And he could certainly still drink his Alamo beer, though it was less and less effective as self-medication. But he could not sleep. Drunk, sweating heavily, and days unwashed on that hot, Arlen Texas night, Bill gave in to his depraved fantasy. He knew things would never be the same. He knew he would likely pay for what he was about to do with his life. He did not care. The only thing that mattered to him now was his need to satisfy the dark lust that he could no longer distinguish from himself, or his soul. He slowly, casually walked out of his house, not bothering to shut the door behind him, and across the alley through the starry but moonless night. Arlen was not the kind of town where folks locked their doors. But people on Rainey Street would be sure that their doors stayed locked for years after the horror that was about to ensue.
Everyone dies in a propane tank explosion. Only Bill is left alive, and he spends 12 episodes weeping while he hand digs the graves in the rubble of the Hill home.
The gang does what they always do but they look older.
Bill is over Lenore but isn't so pathetic 15 years later that it makes us want to kill ourselves and he occasionally dates and hijinks happen but not pathetic simp hijinks. More like your regular KOTH hijinks, whatever you take that to mean.
Bobby manages a steakhouse (doesn't own it yet) and Lucky works for Bobby.
We can finally see Boomhauer being a lawman and tracking down drunk rednecks doing something dumb.
Khan tore down his house to rebuild exactly on the same property to own Hank. It's not stupid McMansion large but it looks like every shitty new build nowadays and has none of the mid-century ranch charm that real houses have.
Dale is still Dale. Nancy hasn't gone back to cheating.
Joseph... for some reason my brain is telling me he's a daredevil and he puts on shows. Or he's a stuntman.
Hank gets tired of Peggy's shit and kills her
Dale and Hank run off to Mexico, Dale has a doomsday bunker there
Boomhauer gets fired for allowing Dale to escape (Dale is actually correct with his conspiracy theories)
Bill kills himself after being abandoned
Bobby goes to CPS and becomes a drug addict due to his time in the orphanage
Nancy gets back together with Redcorn, he ends up cheating on her and leaving as she gets older
Nancy comes clean to Joseph about his father, ends up resenting her, leaves at 18 and basically becomes a gigolo seducing housewives and doing odd jobs
The KOTH cinema deserves if even a single writer wasn't a coward.
Except to keep it more KOTH-like, it would be Bill trying to kill himself whenever we do Bill time on screen. And Peggy leaves Hank because she thought she had a legitimate shot with that actor (who's wife divorced him after his show stopped).
Bobby, with no real parental guidance joins the circus.
>Bobby strung out on coke and screaming at his co-workers >Tries to start smoking to reduce stress but can't due to being traumatized >Hangs himself from the restaurant rafters because he can't make a proper fruit pie
Uprooted fellow redditor! The narwhal bacons at midnight! Reddit is so frickin cool!
>reboot
>it's a continuation
semantics
no
semites
Is it a Texan-Laotian fusion restaurant?
It's a Bonchon
No hes just a line cook at Uchiba Dallas. They dont even let him on the grill.
What is the difference between line cook and grill?
would be cute, but he and connie broke up
Cute as frick if he and Connie got together and blended their cultures together into something successful.
Connie would never settle for making peanuts at a family run restaurant with bobby.
maybe she would in time you never know
Just have Bobby knock her up.
>rides the wiener caroussel in uni
>comes back home and settles down with Bobby
Too realistic.
that honestly tracks with bobby
That doesn't work. Bobby is thoroughly a millenial and what he experienced growing up in the 90s and 2000s is vastly different to what a zoomie would experience. Unless the show is set in 2007 it will feel wrong. Zoomer Bobby would be a mentally ill troony, he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
Most trannies are in their 30s-40s and therefore millennial.
Are you moronic? Transitioning is always on the rise each year, why would the most be the older generation
IDK, but it is, probably a mid-life crisis think.
>he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
but he wasn't a gay. As limp wristed as he was, he was always trying to frick chicks.
nevertheless, the shoe fits
>Zoomer Bobby would be a mentally ill troony, he was already an effeminate fae weirdo before troonyism became a fad.
America is always ahead of the curve when it comes to degeneracy.
gay and troony shit came from europe but nice try esl
Exported and imported back. You reap what you sow, American pig.
>ahead of the curve
Fundamentally wrong. Its been wholly imported from Europe.
>bobby goes to university because Peggy wants him to, Hank thinks it's a waste of time and money
>studies bullshit degree
>excels socially but fails academically
>tries to become a comedian but fails because he's lazy
>moves back home with a mountain of debt
>Hank gets him a job
>becomes a NEET
That's the most realistic outcome
Is everything okay?
Ironically, Bobby would do well in today's age of podcasting lazy comedians.
Someone big would catch onto his small-town-hick-while-trying-to-sound-cultured flavor and help make him a star.
>becomes a NEET
No chance in hell. Hank would never allow it. At most it could be the theme of one (1) episode, but even then it's a stretch.
They just should have made Bobby Hanks age when the show started and have him become a new father in his 40's, a political moderate, in an Austin suburb, married to a not as smart as she thinks but generally well meaning southern brunette (or heavily anglofied Latina)
This is what became of a Texan millennial in the 2000's generally, why not keep the tone that made the original good and unique by staying grounded before flanderization ?
Because people will only understand it if it's Gay but Somehow Straight Bobby dealing with having a smartphone as some kind of zoomillennial hybrid
How would your KOTH reboot go? In mine, Hank shoots Bobby dead for being a homosexual.
That boy wasn't right.
>How would your KOTH reboot go?
>At first Bill was disgusted by the thought that had quickly flitted through his meager brain. He easily pushed it out to make way for the barren loneliness, self-loathing, obsession with Lenore, and general emptiness that were his mind's usual stock and trade. But the thought returned. Rarely at first, but soon with increasing frequency. It was hard for him to remember time anymore, beyond whether it was morning, noon, or night. But now what he knew was a sick and disgusting thought crawled through and overpowered his feeble psyche for all three. He could eat, oh how he could eat. And he could certainly still drink his Alamo beer, though it was less and less effective as self-medication. But he could not sleep. Drunk, sweating heavily, and days unwashed on that hot, Arlen Texas night, Bill gave in to his depraved fantasy. He knew things would never be the same. He knew he would likely pay for what he was about to do with his life. He did not care. The only thing that mattered to him now was his need to satisfy the dark lust that he could no longer distinguish from himself, or his soul. He slowly, casually walked out of his house, not bothering to shut the door behind him, and across the alley through the starry but moonless night. Arlen was not the kind of town where folks locked their doors. But people on Rainey Street would be sure that their doors stayed locked for years after the horror that was about to ensue.
Everyone dies in a propane tank explosion. Only Bill is left alive, and he spends 12 episodes weeping while he hand digs the graves in the rubble of the Hill home.
The gang does what they always do but they look older.
Bill is over Lenore but isn't so pathetic 15 years later that it makes us want to kill ourselves and he occasionally dates and hijinks happen but not pathetic simp hijinks. More like your regular KOTH hijinks, whatever you take that to mean.
Bobby manages a steakhouse (doesn't own it yet) and Lucky works for Bobby.
We can finally see Boomhauer being a lawman and tracking down drunk rednecks doing something dumb.
Khan tore down his house to rebuild exactly on the same property to own Hank. It's not stupid McMansion large but it looks like every shitty new build nowadays and has none of the mid-century ranch charm that real houses have.
Dale is still Dale. Nancy hasn't gone back to cheating.
Joseph... for some reason my brain is telling me he's a daredevil and he puts on shows. Or he's a stuntman.
How do you r8, m8?
>Dale is still Dale. Nancy hasn't gone back to cheating.
I remember the episode Peggy finally notices.
I laughed so hard.
My favorite was when Nancy quit cheating.
Nancy sobbing: "I had sex with Dale!"
Peggy: "Oh my God we missed his birthday!"
Hank gets tired of Peggy's shit and kills her
Dale and Hank run off to Mexico, Dale has a doomsday bunker there
Boomhauer gets fired for allowing Dale to escape (Dale is actually correct with his conspiracy theories)
Bill kills himself after being abandoned
Bobby goes to CPS and becomes a drug addict due to his time in the orphanage
Nancy gets back together with Redcorn, he ends up cheating on her and leaving as she gets older
Nancy comes clean to Joseph about his father, ends up resenting her, leaves at 18 and basically becomes a gigolo seducing housewives and doing odd jobs
The KOTH cinema deserves if even a single writer wasn't a coward.
Except to keep it more KOTH-like, it would be Bill trying to kill himself whenever we do Bill time on screen. And Peggy leaves Hank because she thought she had a legitimate shot with that actor (who's wife divorced him after his show stopped).
Bobby, with no real parental guidance joins the circus.
Those are my amendments.
Not bad at all, anon, not bad.
oh god just cancel it
but nobody liked bobby he was the comedic relief character
Wat is a fusion restaurant?
>"Essentially, this catch-all term means bringing together ingredients from different cultures and merging recipes."
Sounds like a way to sell you $17 uncooked vegetables, looking at the pictures.
Texmex stuff is by definition fusion, for example.
Texmex predates the fusion trend and is more a regional traditional cusine.
Texmex is also actually good.
texmex is just mexican cuisine filtered through texas. It's not a fusion, it's branch. It's just white mexican food.
when they "fuse" two cuisines together. Popular examples are korean and mexican, french and jap, etc etc
Yuppie bullshit for women, like all restaurants.
Needed a continuation years ago. It's going to suck
>sequel series made in the new dark ages
How is it even possible for people to get excited for stuff like this anymore?
Bobby should be an assistant manager at megalo mart
>it's a Bobby becomes a twitch streamer episode
nepo c**t betrayed louie when they metoo him
frick her.
If Bobby is not with Connie I'm not watching
>Bobby strung out on coke and screaming at his co-workers
>Tries to start smoking to reduce stress but can't due to being traumatized
>Hangs himself from the restaurant rafters because he can't make a proper fruit pie