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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "it's tape" kid all grown up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cannot unsee

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this Rules of Attraction? I remember how surprised I was to find out it’s connected to American Psycho. I didn’t know both were based on books by the same author back then though. Wish they would’ve left in the scene where Patrick’s brother calls him to ask for money but I see why they didn’t since they couldn’t get Bale to do the cameo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to release Glitterati

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I think the dude from Starship Troopers plays Patrick instead. The only hint of it is Sean asking if it's Patrick when Paul calls him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You obviously know what movie it is you homosexual

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the movie did an awful job at showing that it was Jessica Biel in the room with this dude. I didn't even realize it was her and not just some random chick until someone pointed it out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the movie's subtlety.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it subtlety in this case though?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          a roger avary film? most definitely.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            but she's right on the screen and I guess everyone caught it but me. If anything I just thought she was too blurry

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      From your pic I recognize Biel's butt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seen this film a ton and I agree, it's easy to miss. Doesn't help that Shannyn's character didn't react like,
      >"Hey, that's my fricking roommate!"
      And additionally, they're best friends, why would you entertain the fact that Biel was fricking her crush?

      I could go on about Biel's character, but whatevs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she didn't seem to have much reaction that it was Biel. and then she walks in on Biel fricking James Van Der Beek too?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          In college, me and my buddies modeled ourselves after Sean Bateman. During "Welcome Week" we'd go to the Freshman dorms and hand out house party fliers to all the Freshman girls. We were swimming in pussy.

          So believe me when I say this, I know who Biel's character is supposed to be. In college, there's always friends where one girl likes a dude, so the other friend fricks him. They shrug it off as "oops, I was drunk, sorry". But I've seen this happen amongst my friend group countless times.

          It's not said on screen, but Biel is intentionally fricking all the guys Shannyn likes. It's not jealousy, it's insecurity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        roommate, yes, best friends, nah

        In college, me and my buddies modeled ourselves after Sean Bateman. During "Welcome Week" we'd go to the Freshman dorms and hand out house party fliers to all the Freshman girls. We were swimming in pussy.

        So believe me when I say this, I know who Biel's character is supposed to be. In college, there's always friends where one girl likes a dude, so the other friend fricks him. They shrug it off as "oops, I was drunk, sorry". But I've seen this happen amongst my friend group countless times.

        It's not said on screen, but Biel is intentionally fricking all the guys Shannyn likes. It's not jealousy, it's insecurity.

        you are right about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did nobody notice the message on the door implying that this dude has some disease? Also mentioned in his euro trip story when he pissed needles or blood or something.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought it was one of his buddies pranking him, knowing that girls would see it and that he always has new ones around. Makes more sense to be written on the board like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think at the beginning of the movie they say that Biel's character gave stds to many, but she ended up marrying a rich politician and having 5 children.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason I remember watching the commentary track for this and it was just the guy who played Paul and he wouldn't stop making fun of James Van Der Beek having a big zit on his forehead in a scene. I don't even think James was doing the commentary track with him

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy was one of the best parts of the movie. it's a real shame that he basically had no career after that.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay guys have it pretty nice. They're all horny as frick and even if they actively dislike each other, they still are like "well I guess we can frick, whatever"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For this scene, George Michael allowed them to use Faith for a dollar. RIP, you flamboyant homo.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    two band members of Warpaint are in this. When I saw them live I was like "damn, i've seen them both naked".

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he took a huge shit right before staring in this girl's eyes. maybe he wore the glasses because he didn't want her to know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the placid stare of a man who wants this girl to know he just duked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shannon Sauceman is so pretty

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino movie. Bookino book. Simple as.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing movie. Only bad part is the drug dealer character. The "butthole on my elbow" guy. He's just a bad actor and it really stands out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clifton Collins Jr is great, wtf are you talking about?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a very divisive actor amongst kino enjoyers. But I loved him as "Tack" in the Stoned Age

        Did nobody notice the message on the door implying that this dude has some disease? Also mentioned in his euro trip story when he pissed needles or blood or something.

        I noticed that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tack, you cack! Get talls!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based knower!

            Those were Tack's chicks though

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t feel bad for Paul until this scene. Just a hurt person trying to hurt someone else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three people dealing with the isolation and loneliness of leaving home. I love this movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Some of the gimmicks stylistically are kind of cringe but I stopped caring after awhile

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Toe Tag Time in Teenville—Tonight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shannyn Sossaman wouldn’t stop drooling about this kid on the commentary

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