>I'll convince Anna to adopt me as my long-lost "aunt," now that we're the same height

>I'll convince Anna to adopt me as my long-lost "aunt," now that we're the same height
That's disgusting
Hot, but disgusting

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like the way bagley drew this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's there to like? The quality of his art was always questionable. I am more surprised some people considered his art good.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like Spider Boy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean realistically if we ever became like 7 again with all our adult memories we'd do the same if not worse like that one time travel doujin, just rape everywhere and coercing as many adult women into sex as possible.
    >That's disgusting
    Probably but boy I not only don't give a shit, I would probably reduce all morality into cosmic nihilism at that point because my entire worldview was just shattered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just mention it without a name anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably talking about the Maron Maron one. Drawn by Koto. I'm not linking shit but it shouldn't be too hard to find. Its english title is something like "Turning back into a kid and starting over!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean realistically if we ever became like 7 again with all our adult memories we'd do the same if not worse like that one time travel doujin, just rape everywhere and coercing as many adult women into sex as possible.
      No anon, I can promise you that not everybody thinks like that. Not even close, actually. Just say "I will" and that's fine, because it ain't happening anyway so you can dream whatever perverted shit you want, that you, but don't go thinking that every single person's idea of a good time is that revolting shit you described.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >coercing as many adult women into sex as possible.
      As a 7yo? Yeah right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't read the hentai
        >he doesn't search the blackmail tag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've read all the hentai, and all the blackmail tags, that shit is unrealistic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FORTUNATELY, this is a comic book.

            What would happen if e-girl-Oc from Spider-Man Octo-girl meets shota-Oc (Bailey)?

            Baily sperges out. Octo girl asserts dominance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but he's talking about what he would do if it happened to him. that implies this reality. but maybe i'm missing something so tell me, how would one start this blackmail quest?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot more female pedos out there than you would think anon. I know this as fact.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, hiding in their messy rooms playing WoW until they need to go buy more energetics. You're overthinking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't into sex. Groping, maybe, but not sex. Although the idea of going through puberty a second time doesn't seem that appealing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh the real strength is being able to recognize cues and opportunities without being a nervous, demoralized little fricking sperg. In hindsight I could have gotten laid like a dozen times before fricking highschool with how weirdly loose a lot of my female classmates were at that age. One of them wanted to grow up to be a stripper, no lie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going through puberty a second time doesn't seem that appealing
        The frick happened to you during puberty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Become 7 again
      > Become a rapist instead of using this second chance in life to actually do things right, become a trillionaire and heal the world and make it beautiful.
      > Could even have multiple wives if you were so inclined.
      > Nah, I'd be a rapist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't wanna make the world better, I wanna make you it worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have some self esteem, anon. You don't need to be reborn to make the world worse, you can do that RIGHT NOW. Go, and be the person you've always dreamed of being.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I wanna make you it worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only manga I've read with that premise had, "Stop my dad from walking out on the family," and, "Save my mom and my friends from a murderer," as the central plots. I'm sure those are what inspired that doujin, so I'm wondering how the author jumped from those types of plots to, "Frick adult women with my tiny prepubescent pecker."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just rape everywhere and coercing as many adult women into sex as possible.
      >adult women
      >adult
      Anon, where do you think you are right now?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderboy has been the most transparent and brazen shota shit since inception kek

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American capeshit drawing is so fricking ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO THIS LITTLE BOY IS NOT SEXY ENOUGH FOR ME ZE WEST HAS FALLEN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only ugly children and sexy children
        Is there not a third way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's intended as such because Otto has taken control, evolving Bailey into an ugly bastard, but you aren't wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's a teenager possessed by doctor fricking octopus, he's not gonna look like one of your Genshin Impact kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO THIS LITTLE BOY IS NOT SEXY ENOUGH FOR ME ZE WEST HAS FALLEN

      Bailey is actually one of the cutest child heroes. The artists just drew him with a silly face to emphasize the fact that Oct is controlling him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks rather different than the scruffy mess he was initially. I haven't been catching up with this since Big Wheel and the initial meeting with Squirrel Girl and the balloon villain. Is it Paco Medina's art? Any other artists involved with the comic?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She doesn't know
    >He drugs Anna at night and within six weeks her breasts start leaking from all the nursing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She figures it out just before he dies gallantly saving her from one of his half-ass villains
      >8 months later she gives birth to a baby boy with a bowl cut and it starts all over again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every man who has ever fricked Marconi is one way or another Ock like a never ending version of A24's Men

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so mad Slott is doing this shit and not just Ock as an butthole hero stories

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shota x Ugly Bastard fusion
    What do we call this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan furious they didn't think of it first

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they've already done this trust me, usually it's with mom-cucking invovled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sadistic shota

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pink should have been an old geezer. Tentacles almost never appear in NTR. Old fricking goblin men though are constantly there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seconded. Tentacles is their 6th ranger or something. Only shows up when they need to cuck an isekai hero out of elf pussy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There should have been an NTR Green for an orc, anytime an orc and an elf show up in hentai it's either a literal or metaphorical cuckolding situation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orc is just Ugly Baster with the mid season power up that adds a green poncho to his outfit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where's the futa

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ntr authors may be homosexuals and cucks and subhumans and Black folk and homosexuals but they'd never be troony lovers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            futa is not trans moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's what they all say

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Denial.

                He's right.
                Futanari = male AND female genitals
                troony = male OR female genitals

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Denial.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Futa NTR pretty uncommon, even compared to tentacles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          White ranger

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Busty tall dark-haired futa who looks like a business-suit version of Bayonetta
            Uh oh I might be on the other side of the cuck fence for this one, boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're called Isekai in japan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a gnome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're called Isekai in japan.

      Literally the trope codifier, if we're to believe what Gigguk says about Mushoku Tensei.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, Slott is Marvel exclusive again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when has anyone else published this chronically late hack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant he actually signed a contract renewing him being exclusive to Marvel

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is he in control of him or was he Bailey the whole town?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A copy of Otto's mind ended up inside the spiders that once made up Spiders-Man, and has now passed over to Bailey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait...was one of Spiders Man's Rogues called Doctor Octopi or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          SUPER AGGRO CRAG

          Otto tried to do the brain switcheroo to save his midget waifu but missed peter's head and the cable containing his brainwaves hit the container of spiders instead

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like a kid version of Arcade?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't Spider-Man have been possessed by Dr. Octagonapus instead?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if e-girl-Oc from Spider-Man Octo-girl meets shota-Oc (Bailey)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FORTUNATELY, this is a comic book.

      [...]
      Baily sperges out. Octo girl asserts dominance.

      Forgot the pic

      >Baily sperges out. Octo girl asserts dominance
      I would buy the comic/manga/whatever they make as long as I get that dynamic.

      Bailey wanted the cheeks.

      Don't we all?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey wanted the cheeks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'm real hungry, Spider-Woman, can I suck your boobs just a little?"
      >"Kid, Claremont's not writing us and it isn't 1986."

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did she go from this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's just being respectable by speaking to him on his level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >color her hand same as the boys hair
      Ah, good ol' shitty capesludge coloring, takes me back. Nice to see nothing every fricking changes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at her left hand too. She's clearly a shapeshifter

        • 2 weeks ago
          DoctorGreen

          >Look at her left hand too. She's clearly a shapeshifter
          aw shiet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a frog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      I think that's the weird part. She was a young adult in her first appearance. I think editors were worried this was too noticeable. I kind of prefer this look for Bailey too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      I'm pretty sure they're trying to head things off at the pass. Not that it would help. Instead of big sister x little bro porn, we'll just get e-girl x shota porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      It wasn't even a gradual change. Her next appearance, she was just changed to a kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      Here's my theory: Slott's notes about Christina only said "she's a teenager and a bit older than Bailey". During the first 2 issues she was drawn as a 15-16yo, but after seeing how well Bailey the 10yo hero was received by shotagays (and children I guess), Slott or some editor decided to appeal to e-girlgays and make her just barely older than Bailey. This also explains why in the main Spider-Boy comics Bailey's own design changed from being a skinny manlet with messy hair to a cute little boy with a round baby face and the "standard shota haircut".

      He looks rather different than the scruffy mess he was initially. I haven't been catching up with this since Big Wheel and the initial meeting with Squirrel Girl and the balloon villain. Is it Paco Medina's art? Any other artists involved with the comic?

      >Is it Paco Medina's art?
      Yes. He's the main artist.
      Any other artists involved with the comic?
      Yes. Ty Templeton and most recently Julian Shaw have done the art of the side stories of the comics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to this

      [...]
      Here's my theory: Slott's notes about Christina only said "she's a teenager and a bit older than Bailey". During the first 2 issues she was drawn as a 15-16yo, but after seeing how well Bailey the 10yo hero was received by shotagays (and children I guess), Slott or some editor decided to appeal to e-girlgays and make her just barely older than Bailey. This also explains why in the main Spider-Boy comics Bailey's own design changed from being a skinny manlet with messy hair to a cute little boy with a round baby face and the "standard shota haircut".

      [...]
      >Is it Paco Medina's art?
      Yes. He's the main artist.
      Any other artists involved with the comic?
      Yes. Ty Templeton and most recently Julian Shaw have done the art of the side stories of the comics.

      wtf they RUINED my spider shota

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deserves to see his Mom, again. No way she's dead.

      to this

      She seems to keep getting deage for some reason.
      From 16, to 13,and In the newest issue,she looks like an 10 years old elementary school girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for some reason

        You know why.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will genuinely be funny if this was the plan for Spider-Boy the whole time. Also, Anna Marie's going to die by the end of this. Peter's not allowed to have pussy he can fall back on.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, this shitty mini series has finally broken me. It's not like it's especially significant, but it's just yet another example of characters getting fricked up and having to hope they'll eventually get put back on track by a better writer, only for them to get fricked up again. If anything, it's just funny how it's Slott, who was supposed to be done with Spider-Man, and he can't even remember the details of his own big finales (like Otto sacrificing himself for Aunt May and being given a blank slate by Peter)

    Like maybe in 2-3 years we'll actually get someone who addresses where Superior Four ended off, or acknowledge in at least some space why Otto has gone back to being a full-on villain, and that'll last for a few months, and then he'll be fricked up by another writer not long after that. I can't take it anymore.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is finally the right size to frick Anna Maria. But he got the age completely wrong. Puck and Wolverine were options if he needed an adult of short stature.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED Bailey x Stunner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I NEED Bailey x Stunner
      Based. She's underrated and deserves more attention and love.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nose to nose, his toes were in it
        Toes to toes, his nose was in it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "The die is ca–"
    >villain one-shots his face breaking his nose and most of his teeth

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will his monster form evolve if he keeps getting comics? The freaky mouths and extra eyes are cool, but extra arms with claws would be cooler. After all, it's part of his power set.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should just boot Slott and his books and turn Bailey into Jess' personal sidekick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do look good together, and their dynamic was really nice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is good.

        We need more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I 100% agree.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jess better cancel that raincheck, just look at him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what are those hips? what are those toned muscles? that is NOT my spider-boy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's Spider-twink now. This artist seems to like em like that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spider-strength.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is good.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Spider-boy.
    I like Superior Spider-man
    I like Spider-man Octopus Girl
    I do not like this.

    I'd defend Bailey's existence and Slott's writing but I legitimately can't defend this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable.

      Jess better cancel that raincheck, just look at him.

      They knew what they were doing when they did this comic, didn't they?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone storytimed the most recent issue?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Boy, Superior, and Spider-Woman were recently storytimed. The latter was in a carol thread so it won't show up if you search by subject.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, you remember how long ago?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like last week or the one before.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick us this horrendous art? Its plain disgusting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the OP choose that particular art for the idea he wanted to discuss.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and just like that, spider boy went to shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only in Superior. Not like Bailey's main comic will bring up other than shilling.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are there any other "Ottos" I should know about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what about Miles Otto from Life Story?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never read many comic books as a kid because "good guy always wins" seems like a boring storyline but man Doc Ock has almost always had an ugly ass bowlcut??? Why did the movie actors never get one? Such unfaithful adaptions...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm confused, how much of a shota-bait is Bailey supposed to be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me see:
      >homeless orphan
      >lacks father and mother figures
      >desperate for food and money (he tried to charge $20 for saving a dog and pretended to be a student to get free lunch food)
      >victim of hardcore physical and mental abuse
      >zero self-estern because everyone thinks he's a monster or don't trust him for being a stranger that knows too much
      >wears a tight suit that shows the shape of his perky butt
      >literally has an ugly bastard inside him right now
      >the shared memories of his bizarro clone revealed that he's desperate for the approval of his hero Spider-Man and for the love of his mother
      IMO Bailey is perfect for extreme "you are here forever" rape/mindbreak, and for wholesome romantic "healing" stories featuring an adult (wo)man that acts as his parent and lover.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"you are here forever" rape/mindbreak
        Who fits this? (don't say the granny)
        >wholesome romantic "healing"
        Squirrel Girl, and Jess go here. Anyone else?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Spy-D

    NO, NOT AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how does otto get his soul back after all the body switching he's done in the last decade.
    For all intents and purposes that many imprints have to have some sort of loss of data or whatever the frick Soma's rules of making copies of your consciousness affects your original personality.
    Or is this all just Otto and as long as there is a copy of his mind around he will be back as normal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I can tell, when he made his deal with Mephisto it also acted as a giant Don't Worry About It reset button with all the clone and brain transfer soul shit so now there's only one Otto again and he's "the real one".
      He did not manage to take over Peter's body again, and Spider-Boy is somehow infected with Spiders-Man (which somehow now collectively contains a copy of Otto's brain). So now there's basically two Ottos at present, Real Otto and The Delusional Superior Spiders-Boy.
      I hope that clears things up, because it was physically painful to type that much stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ottos at present, Real Otto and The Delusional Superior Spiders-Boy.
        We are back to fricking square one with all the Otto brainwashed into thinking that he is peter and viceversa from the original run of Superior holy shit this can't get worse for the man that is a like a Spider.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are putting too much thought into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once Mephisto got involved, I think it's safe to say he sorted all that out when bringing Otto back to square one.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He deserves to see his Mom, again. No way she's dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read the last two issues of Spider-Boy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've fallen behind on a lot of things, been a busy month at work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Carrot Top without the 'fro.

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