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I'll suck your wiener for a thousand dollars

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honey, you couldn't pay me.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the dude try haggling?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        classic 1st scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sept 11

        ????!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A quart of half and half used to be $.69 in southern California. They took this from you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricked up.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No blowjob is worth that much. If I'm getting blown I'm not paying more than $80, I don't care if it's Taylor Swift. I'd only pay premium rates for extremely cute girls who are still (legally) very young, like 18-20, and not spoiled yet. For example I'd pay $200 tops for a stripper type girl, especially since you can't do anything fun with her like eat her ass because you know 500,000 diseased penises have been in it. But I'd pay $500-1000 for unlimited access to a regular college girl's pussy and ass and GFE or near GFE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a Fleshlight for frick's sake, probably feels better anyway. Women blow at blowing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve been with the same woman for 18 years. Her blowjobs are fricking phenomenal because we communicate and are comfortable with each other. How could could you get at something after almost 20 years?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're talking about the mother of your children's blowjob skills to anonymous chinese virgins

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We dont have kids but thanks for assuming butthole.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeesh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional virgin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a Fleshlight is better than getting head

        this is what autistic virgins actually believe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Build up excess enery
        >Need to blow my wad
        >Think about going to a titty bar or a massage parlour
        >Frick Fleshlight instead
        >Urge is gone
        >Buy vidya instead

        This thing is a lifesaver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. For just head even $80 is quite a bit no matter what she looks like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sup dude? How does it feel to know that a guy like me has had sex with over 1000 women and I've never had to pay a cent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is no surprise. disagreeableness correlates highly with sexual satisfaction. i'll take being a white, moderately wealthy man with a rich vocabulary over being some poor fricking beaner with an std.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ew, I'd rather have sex over 1000 times with a tradwife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I betcha she would shag like a minx!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend recently got divorced and he's a bit shy for money. He's talking about going to a prostitute to just get a blowjob and put her face between his legs, says it's empowering. You pay fifteen minutes and that's it.

      I'm not judging, but it kinda pains me to go about it in this way. It's cavemen tier. And he's not alone in doing it like that.

      Best I could do, is go for a massage, so you're at least eased a bit into it. You know, sense the atmosphere.

      Ideal scenario would be if you were rich and could just rent a girl for whatever time.

      But no, to just barge in, put a woman's head between your legs, pay and barge out, that's too cynical. There must be some form of decorum at least. We are not animals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like masturbation but you get to degrade a girl too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's caveman tier
        Well sex and hornyness is also caveman tier of you think about it. You have a natural urge and you want to do something about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. For just head even $80 is quite a bit no matter what she looks like

      An inflation calculator says that $1000 in 1991 is $2242.17 today. Even factoring in LA area inflation for escort pricing, $1000 for a blowjob is insanity. I live in the midwest and $500 is the absolute high end full service, and likely would be an overnight for all but actual porn actresses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most hookers on eros are around 300 for an hour and you can buttfrick em and fart while they blow you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do you find decent prostitutes these days? Back when m y friend was into it, in the day, he used escort review boards and went for GFE chicks. Seemed to be about what you say, $250-300 for an hour. Now whenever I try to find something in my area it's literally 400 pound Black folk charging $800/hr and they want you to have some kind of john ID card.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hotel's near airports and strip clubs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nta but I've been to airport hotels and they were empty, a lot of hotels seem to close their bars really early now, at like 9 or 10.
              I'd imagine strippers charge a lot because they can make so much money just dancing for their boomer simps so you'd have to make it worth their while

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Backpage was the best in the day. Young good looking cheap bawds that would deliver. I only had one show up that was not her pic and I gave he a 20 and kicked her off my porch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are some review sites still kicking around, but they are often extremely regional. The worst part decent prostitutes have largely disappeared or at least gone under the radar. The pandemic and OnlyFans has absolutlely ruined things, at least in my area. The quality chicks just went to OnlyFans and make the same or nearly the same money for way less effort. The ones that are left have decided to take advantage of the lack of supply...and grift for "deposits" on cash app before seeing you. Its gotten pretty bleak, which sucks. It much easier before 2020. Its not impossible these days, but you have to do a lot more homework and effort. Again, this is in my area, Im sure some the more major cities the scene isnt quite so bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait for the inevitable economic recession and you should see those prices start falling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >An hour
          I don't know how I'd feel about it. Could be exciting to frick a complete stranger, but I'd say a 4 hour minimum would put me more at ease. Just have a drink and a talk first. It's not like it's fricking McDonalds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then go on a date... the only thing you say to a hooker is "start sucking my wiener" after you make them bend and spread to make sure they are not smuggling plums.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's so rough. It would warp my Disney worldview.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Last date I went on, I went to pick up the girl with my car, took her to a fancy place my friends had recommended to me. Her phone goes off and she starts talking to her girlfriend, tells her she's on a date. She puts it on video ( we were eating at that point), and puts the camera on me. I just wave at the camera like I'm a fricking idiot. I dropped her off at home, she invited me in for a drink and starts talking about her ex. Total disaster. Yeah, I could've fricked, but that's not me. I'm not going to frick a basket case just because I'd like to get my nut off. Cost me around 70 euros and a trainwreck of a night. But at least I got a story to tell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Am i autistic or are you overreacting to a girl just looking for a quick rebound?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I took her to a nice place, she picked up her phone in the middle of diner to talk to her girlfriend and started filming me while I was eating. This was the first time I met this person. So no, I don't think I'm overreacting. If she was looking for a quick frick, she could've said so from the beginning. She invited me in and started b***hing about her ex. I finished my drink and left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...then she called up Chad who came over and fricked her into submission and then afterwards over post coital smokes they laughed about the lil beta virgin who went home to mom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her place looked surprisingly in order and well maintained. She told me she broke up with her ex because he was 'scared of sex' and he didn't frick her enough. What the frick kind of thing is that to say to someone on a first date? She was trashy. I don't have that much experience with women, so I probably would've felt obliged to stick with her once I fricked her. So I took all those red flags as advice and fricked off. Chad can have his way with her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you must be trolling

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based. trashy women are not worth dealing with

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is why I, NTA, have given up on dating unless I get a nice churchgirl. it's not only not worth it but it's dangerous to be dating most of these women

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fast Forward where I'm at a friends place. There's this girl and the conversation turns to 'Tinder' and the dating scene. I tell her about my disaster date.We hit it off and she invites me to her home. We end up being in a long term relationship. I asked her if she always invites men into her home that easily and she tells me she'd already asked around about me before. I got a background check, kek.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have that much experience with women, so I probably would've felt obliged to stick with her once I fricked her.
                you made the right choice getting out of there, i did this exact thing years ago and i still get mad at myself for staying with that psycho b***h for so long just because i lost my virginity to her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe your just a gay homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I laughed an embarrassing amount to this scene when I watched it for the first time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Knox Harrington, the video artist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thewlis is underrated.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't listen to coomers anon, you did a right thing. She seems like a dumb twat and a terrible lay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate being filmed too but that’s an autistic qualities of ours not hers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying at all
      youre as bad as this guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OVER THE LINE!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You couldn't pay me enough to be inside this woman's brain for ten minutes. The shit they let the guys who "date" them has gotta be on another level of insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uncutgays on suicide watch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm uncut and I know I'll always be MORE of a man than mutilated cut gays 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is her face, breasts, teeth, hair real?

            unlikely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every asian girl I dated preferred uncut.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >preferred uncut.
            how many dicks do you have?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my lawyer has advised me to say "one"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you that nobody who isn't a zoomer fell for this meme. Zoomers "males" are socially moronic, kowtowed, submissive cucks raised on the woke culture. I would feel sorry for them if they weren't so offputting with their ass backwards c**t-and-melanin worshipping politics.

        Younger millenial women are the most entitled female generation, and a lot of zoomer girls are so arching for a strong masculine figure so bad in their life that they gladly frick men 20 years older than them.

        I don't know if the west will survive this cultural catastrophe but I certainly hope so because the alternative is neo dark ages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this how much you're gonna get paid, b***h? Is this how much you're gonna get paid?

        ask her about the free blow job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have TWO references
        >excuse me boss, I was hoping I could have a reference for you.
        >No, I'm not quitting or getting another job. I need it so I can pay to take this zoomer out on a date
        >also can I have an advance on my salary? it costs $3,000 plus dinner

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hoeflation is real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does someone have the screenshot of the anon who had this happen with christy mack?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf .. that looks like Joe Rogan with Cloud Atlas treatment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember this mexipoof c**t. I wonder what he's doing now?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I wonder what he's doing now?

            he married a single mom

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they can do that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was THERE!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember this mexipoof c**t. I wonder what he's doing now?

            He might be legitimately moronic, but I still think his prison sentence was excessive. Mack did not die, wasn't raped and survived with no physical or mental disabilities.
            Ten to twelve years in a state pen is enough for a man to change.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw his fight record on wiki was updated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing is, I bet Liara Roux has put out for many fat ugly boomers that she had far less in common with than that poor bastard because she could tell they had a lot more money for her to milk. Hate this b***h anyway, she goes through mad effort to DMCA pirated vids of hers. More than most pornprostitutes do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol only a moron would waste time with this b***h
        imagine, a prostitute with values. hilarious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is so sad dude

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not. Simps like this should be shot along with the prostitutes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lord, you can imagine where it goes from here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he fixes the cable?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. He kills her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be fatuous, Anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't know what fatuous means
              >Say it to anons whenever I think they're being smug
              >tfw I was the fatuous one all along
              Vis-a-vis

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh hey it's Asia Carera. She and her pornstar husband decided to retire at a small town where nobody knew who they were but then he died in a car crash and then everyone found who she was and she was sad about the whole thing.

          She also claims to have IQ of 154, but she's a literal prostitute so she could be lying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how the Dude wandered into high society and impressed them all so much

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn’t a fake. That’s what the whole movie is about, when he tries to be something he’s not he gets fricked.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              as always, just bee yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he spent the whole movie repeating what other people said

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the Dude minds this will not stand, you know? This post will not stand, man. Your wife owes you(s) all around the board

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're gonna kill that poor woman, man!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we'll be near the in-n-out burger-

                SHUT THE FRICK UP DONNY!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who was impressed? Jackie just wants the money and possibly has the cop beat him, Maude just wants his sperm because she is sure he wouldn't stick around and the old man wants him to be a scapegoat for his own embezzlement scheme.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id imagine incel rape gangs will be a thing in the future. Wouldnt suprise me honestly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who would pay for this lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rich dudes
          beta middle class dudes who live modestly
          probably more older guys than anything. the price tag is part of the appeal. for those guys $6000 is as consequential as $600. it's literally just the exclusivity they crave.
          she has a really ugly personality though, clearly an entitled b***h. even if i became a bitcoin millionaire i wouldn't after seeing those screens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even fit to send to the saudis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all so tiresome, bros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely hope she gets raped and murdered by a Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know who I hate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this what you get when you outlaw normal prostitution?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >amerifats unironically discussing their dogshit overpriced """"escorts""""

        americucks get israeliteed even by lowlife prostitutes, LMFAO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you not immediately file a charge back on this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        School shooter vibes?! b***h, I was trying to give off serial killer vibes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate simps so so much. the women are just taking the easy money thats on the table. its the simp men with more money than sense who enable it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its parasocial exploitation anon. A lot of extremely lonely dudes out there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there porn of her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consider the fact that Old Man Lebowski was OLD AF... She had to suck his wiener to be his trophy wife. Which probably meant using the jaws of life to lift up his fupa to find his cheese crusted dink to lick.... and her price was $1000.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing she offered everyone who visited Old Lebowski the same deal, and considering his visitors were probably also old men with money, somebody took her up on that offer before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay a thousand dollars from one from Maisie, and I don't mean Maisie Williams.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for sex
      how can someone be this sad?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people pay for a lot dumber things than sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think it's great. i hate women and their bullshit. if you're even a little bit autistic it's all over. you will never be able to play their games or pick up on their signals. women are dishonest and mercurial, why would you expect such a person to be honest?
        if you boil it down to a financial transaction, it's much better. you pay them, they do you, then they leave and you get to relax in post-coital bliss, alone and happy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to make your mother feel like she was worth something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I banged a 5'11 tall blond ukraininan chick who had a body of a victoria secret model for like $80 USD. Shit was so cash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really dont get how bad things are, do you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are going to pay for sex whatever you want it or not. You will pay with money, you will pay with time, you will pay with dignity, you will pay with independence...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is such a lie
          Building a life with a woman versus paying a hooker
          Not at all comparable
          And I am a prostitute enjoyer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, you pay for them to leave after not for the sex part.
        Also you'd probably pay a lot more than $200-300 to bang some "good girl" the traditional way anyhow unless you're Chad but even Chads go to escorts for the fun anyhow if they don't want to waste time pulling and just line something up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Not extreme humiliation PSE with filming.

      Absolutely cuckold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 times a day for the next 2 months. Once to wake me up, once when I get home, and once to put me to sleep.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On you, maybe.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Brandt watch?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her suck my wiener if she gave me $1000.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amerifats unironically discussing their dogshit overpriced """"escorts""""

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hookers in yurop seem much hotter and more reasonably priced. Thought about hiring one when I was in Prague, but didn't for some reason I don't remember. Looked up a few, they were very attractive and only 120 euro or so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah prague is based. they have a laufhaus too
        you see exactly what you get. worst case you turn 360 degrees and walk away

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah prague is based. they have a laufhaus too
        you see exactly what you get. worst case you turn 360 degrees and walk away

        the selection was a lot better before covid. I think the hot Ukranians don't work there anymore because they are getting refugee bux. Now it's mostly Romanian gypos doing tricks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We cant all be israeli and have enslaved children in the Temple undergrounds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we can't all be pakis with unlimited access to british teens

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dude is zen
    Walter is libertarianism
    Big Lebowski is capitalism
    The nihilists are nihilists
    The Stranger is the Stranger
    Maude is feminism
    Jackie Treehorn is hedonism
    What is Bunny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bimboism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The unappreciated philosophy of connoisseurs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A frickin hoe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the results of feminism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what stranger? the landlord? lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the garth brooks cowboy guy at the bar.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't know Sam Elliot

          cowboy guy

          >the joke
          >your head

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            the garth brooks cowboy guy at the bar.

            it's pure ironing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know Sam Elliot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cowboy guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >way out west there was this homosexual anon. I want to tell you about...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell would pay 1000$ for a blowjob? For that money you'd get like 2,5 hours with a pretty good prostitute.

      Opportunism?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coomers!

    get the frick outta my Lebowski thread!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can jerk off on my breasts if you want.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's that zoomer movie star who wants you to pay her $4000 to take her to dinner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want me to blow on your toes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      foot game off the CHAIN!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noice

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my best friends said this is his favorite movie and then i found out it's about a porn star or something and I have basically just avoided watching it since I learned that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you confusing it with Boogie Nights or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well what fricking movie is this so I can shit on it properly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Son, have you ever heard of a place called Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Burn After Reading

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how I confused OP with this, but I did. Probably the autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God zoomers are fricking stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Nishimura draws a lot of water in this chan. You don't draw shit, anon. Now we got a nice, quiet little board community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, anon. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, I don't listen to cis white males

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stay out of Cinemaphile, anon! Stay out of Cinemaphile, deadbeat! Keep your ugly frickin' goldbrickin' ass out of my board community

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie Fresh came out in '95 or so and the street hooker offered to suck Fresh's wiener for a bag of crack. He slapped her face and made her gtfo. He was like 14 at the time.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll suck our wieners?!
    She any good OP? What am I askin you for you probably showed her how.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 1000 dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id let her but i want small bills.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't normally charge that much, but I could do with the money

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