What sort of sexual acts do you think the Big Lebowski had her do for him? Did his dick even work? If not then what did she do? Sit on his face? Spit into his mouth? Let him suck on her breasts?
What are some examples of this? I'm the kind of guy who would pay for a women to do degrading things to me so I'm having a hard time thinking of ways to properly degrade a prostitute, since if they're doing it for money, I imagine they have to be hardened to all sorts of shit. Unless they're young and new to the game I suppose?
Practically vanilla by today's standards, tons of women love that
What are some examples of this? I'm the kind of guy who would pay for a women to do degrading things to me so I'm having a hard time thinking of ways to properly degrade a prostitute, since if they're doing it for money, I imagine they have to be hardened to all sorts of shit. Unless they're young and new to the game I suppose?
I've been thinking of asking this girl I was friends with just after high school to take my virignity for 2000 dollars. I'm a 29 year old virgin. I haven't spoken to her in 7 years. I know she doesn't have much money. She isn't about to be homeless or anything but still. Frick, idk, maybe she has more money now but she still works as a waitress at 28. I can't stand the idea of losing it to a hooker, but to a girl I knew personally it would be ok even if I had to pay. Plus I could kiss her. I'm not in love with her I just used to like her. But I feel genuinely nothing looking at her now. I met some girl on /soc/ who lived nearby and was willing to take my virginity and she was cute but she stopped replying and she definitely wasnt a catfish. It was so disappointing. I just want to have sex with a girl but I'm too ugly for dating sites and too autistic for irl approaches.
dont do that
Nothing wrong with an escort just do your research. You have plenty of budget to work with, so you can get a quality escort. Do that a couple times, and you feel much better. Its not nearly as a big a deal as your making it to be in your head. Its just sex...which is mostly jerking off with someone else there, using part of their body instead of your hand.
>Nothing wrong with an escort
Yes there is is and I'll always have to live with losing my virignity to a total stranger. >just sex
I just want it to be slightly special. I just want it to matter a little bit.
Anon as someone who paid to lose their virginity in February this year, relax. Get in contact with one, that you’re attracted to and you’re certain is legit, and because of those two thins you’ll have to pay a little extra. Then just explain over text that your a virgin and you want to feel special, maybe even mention GFE would be nice, and then you’re set. It’s literally there job to be nice to you and make you cum, just have fun.
I read your original post now, just find someone who looks cute and nice and explain everything you said in your post. Not the $2k part but the lonely/ugly/virgin stuff, the more you communicate to them the better your time will be. I say go for it anon, just be honest with the girl what you want/need, and have fun. Don’t be miserable.
>I just want it to be slightly special. I just want it to matter a little bit.
then put in the work and find a girlfriend with a connection to, goddamn. you arent going to find any of that shit paying some dumb poor and desperate chick you talked to years ago to pity frick you. frick off, now im mad
How are you still a virgin at 29? I'm swimming in so much pussy fricking hot wives and milfs that I have to make up excuses not to go and frick them just so I can have a night off and play vidya
I saw this scene at 10 years old because my grandpa played Big Lebowski every time we came to visit him and it got stuck in my head for literally 15 years now
thanks grandpa, you are very based and I know you did it on purpose. I'll never forget Smithy getting his ball blown off either, and that's why God gave him two
>for a reputable one you can usually find on twitter, but that’ll be more expensive
Twitter also has no shortage of less than reputable and sometimes questionably aged e-thots doing "meetups" for like $100-200 but you may just get scammed / robbed going that route. What a world.
Happened to me one time, girl wasn't even particularly attractive and had beef curtains like no other but pretended she would do <insert whatever weird fetish here>. Paid them once but they just sent shit I didn't ask for or care about and then kept asking for more money to see what I had initially paid for so I just blocked them. My own fault as well, the shame of it convinced me to never pay a random e-thot after that though.
I usually charge more
Kim Pines
Lemme just go find the cash machine...
Without a condom on and you swallow my jizz. And if at any point I think you're not enjoying yourself you get 250 at most.
How many basedjaks in your collection these days, anon?
The debate here is was this Tara’s absolute peak?
American Pie
America's absolute peak. Tara is America.
How does it feel to know that I had five different thots suck me off just this weekend?
You look like you have herpes fr fr
>doesn't like vegana
We get it. You're gay.
Not gay to get your dick sucked, moron, that's why I blow myself instead of jacking off, you're the homosexual for giving yourself handjobs.
You look like you’ve time traveled from 2005
That's marvelous
No but I’ll frick you in the ass for free you stupid b***h you should have known better than to be a woman in my presence.
Based.
Based women are property
Bvsed incvl
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This was the moment I knew I was watching kino
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at anything in a movie as I did with this.
It's the dude's reaction that always gets me
I don’t know why but the little swipe at the end makes me laugh so much. Like “maybe there is more?”
>little swipe at the end
Never fails me
movie?
Are you moronic?
>movie?
Yes it is
The Big Lebowski starring Jeff Bridges and John Goodman.
Iron Man, starring Tom Cruise
James Bond: On her Majesty's secret service
so good
Do you accept cash or credit?
My dick doesn’t work half the time. Can’t feel a thing. Right now is one of the times it doesn’t work.
need a hand, anony? :>
DUDE: And then she says to ole Duder "I'll suck your wiener for a thousand dollars"
DONNY: I am the Walrus
DUDE: And I say to her I'm just going to go find a cash machine
WALTER: That fricking b***h
I miss playing vidya n64 mario kart with my bro while getting head from a hooker
I bet your bro misses playing vidya and watching you be sucked off by some 2 dollar crack prostitute
he had one too moron some ppl can afford hot girls with giant issues
Hey homosexual!
How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than what a dried up cumstain like yourself will ever have in their entire life!
Did this guy beat you up at school again or something homosexual?
nice ear anus homo
Thank you
Overpriced. And I bet she uses too much teeth.
Any amount of teeth is too much
No. I don't let white women suck my wiener
I hate The Big Lebowski. At the same time, I love the Coens. I think The Big Lebowski is the way israelites see goyim.
I see we're making a veritable israelite whisperer out of you, son.
Good, good.
What sort of sexual acts do you think the Big Lebowski had her do for him? Did his dick even work? If not then what did she do? Sit on his face? Spit into his mouth? Let him suck on her breasts?
I would only pay a girl to do degrading shit. And laugh at them for being so pathetic
What are some examples of this? I'm the kind of guy who would pay for a women to do degrading things to me so I'm having a hard time thinking of ways to properly degrade a prostitute, since if they're doing it for money, I imagine they have to be hardened to all sorts of shit. Unless they're young and new to the game I suppose?
Last night I pissed on a hot chick with 4 other guys
Practically vanilla by today's standards, tons of women love that
Dogpill
For $1200 would you say nice things to me
If I pay you double, would you pretend that you're my Mommy?
I've been thinking of asking this girl I was friends with just after high school to take my virignity for 2000 dollars. I'm a 29 year old virgin. I haven't spoken to her in 7 years. I know she doesn't have much money. She isn't about to be homeless or anything but still. Frick, idk, maybe she has more money now but she still works as a waitress at 28. I can't stand the idea of losing it to a hooker, but to a girl I knew personally it would be ok even if I had to pay. Plus I could kiss her. I'm not in love with her I just used to like her. But I feel genuinely nothing looking at her now. I met some girl on /soc/ who lived nearby and was willing to take my virginity and she was cute but she stopped replying and she definitely wasnt a catfish. It was so disappointing. I just want to have sex with a girl but I'm too ugly for dating sites and too autistic for irl approaches.
dont do that
Nothing wrong with an escort just do your research. You have plenty of budget to work with, so you can get a quality escort. Do that a couple times, and you feel much better. Its not nearly as a big a deal as your making it to be in your head. Its just sex...which is mostly jerking off with someone else there, using part of their body instead of your hand.
>Nothing wrong with an escort
Yes there is is and I'll always have to live with losing my virignity to a total stranger.
>just sex
I just want it to be slightly special. I just want it to matter a little bit.
The biggest lie forced on younger people is that sex is something special. It isnt...its just something people do, like eating or sleeping etc.
Anon as someone who paid to lose their virginity in February this year, relax. Get in contact with one, that you’re attracted to and you’re certain is legit, and because of those two thins you’ll have to pay a little extra. Then just explain over text that your a virgin and you want to feel special, maybe even mention GFE would be nice, and then you’re set. It’s literally there job to be nice to you and make you cum, just have fun.
I read your original post now, just find someone who looks cute and nice and explain everything you said in your post. Not the $2k part but the lonely/ugly/virgin stuff, the more you communicate to them the better your time will be. I say go for it anon, just be honest with the girl what you want/need, and have fun. Don’t be miserable.
I would explain more of that in person rather than over text.
>I just want it to be slightly special. I just want it to matter a little bit.
then put in the work and find a girlfriend with a connection to, goddamn. you arent going to find any of that shit paying some dumb poor and desperate chick you talked to years ago to pity frick you. frick off, now im mad
All woman are total strangers. You will learn, the hard way.
together 8 years, 6 year old daughter. "i'm not happy. i don't love you anymore" she says.
thank God she got fat or i'd be pissed.
How are you still a virgin at 29? I'm swimming in so much pussy fricking hot wives and milfs that I have to make up excuses not to go and frick them just so I can have a night off and play vidya
I saw this scene at 10 years old because my grandpa played Big Lebowski every time we came to visit him and it got stuck in my head for literally 15 years now
thanks grandpa, you are very based and I know you did it on purpose. I'll never forget Smithy getting his ball blown off either, and that's why God gave him two
How can one even find a prostitute safely knowing that it’s not a scam or a cop?
for a reputable one you can usually find on twitter, but that’ll be more expensive. Or just go to a country where escorting is legal.
Damn, I’ve only seen one on twitter. I’ll need to look around some more
>for a reputable one you can usually find on twitter, but that’ll be more expensive
Twitter also has no shortage of less than reputable and sometimes questionably aged e-thots doing "meetups" for like $100-200 but you may just get scammed / robbed going that route. What a world.
It’s my own damn fault but I’ve been scammed twice now on Snapchat, both from local people that sold nudes.
Happened to me one time, girl wasn't even particularly attractive and had beef curtains like no other but pretended she would do <insert whatever weird fetish here>. Paid them once but they just sent shit I didn't ask for or care about and then kept asking for more money to see what I had initially paid for so I just blocked them. My own fault as well, the shame of it convinced me to never pay a random e-thot after that though.
woahhh beavis, this chick wants to pay us a thousand bucks to suck our wieners
Sweet, let me know when you have the $1k.
Yes, I would do it.
>Nah, I'm good.
I think she might have smoked the wrong one.
Are there other films with this "chill out" mood? Recently rewatched it and my body craves more
Mallrats
Sorry but some anons have offered to suck my wiener for money before