I'LL TAKE A POUND OF NUTS.

I'LL TAKE A POUND OF NUTS.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    swinging the chain
    swinging the chain

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gopher-chucks

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE GOT SOME BUTTER FOR YOUR POPCORN.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s “I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!” You dumb-dumb.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s “I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!” You dumb-dumb.

      And it's non-dairy!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steals a bunch of money in real estate scheme
    >retires and never makes another movie

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the rules homosexual

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENCHIRITO! MACHO BURRITO!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a fairly small amount of nuts for an average-sized person, I'd say

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY
    YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every fricking time I see this I'll always laugh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE JUST LEFT
      WITH NUTS

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    STREAM THAT FILM, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iheh

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is a lot of nuts

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more quotable movie

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHIRT RIPPER!

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "WE'RE CHILDREN WE'RE CHILDREN"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face to foot style how’d you like it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm bleeding, making me the victor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm bleeding, making me the victor

        20 seconds before my post

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOSIMBA

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bleeding, making me the victor

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS!

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a man too you know. I go peepee standing up!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is my personal litmus test to see if someone I just met has impeccable taste

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so cute

    bye bye

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiger…birdie….

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE WILL BE A CHOSEN ONE
    IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *whale noises*

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are both ventriloquists
    ventriloquists
    ventriloquists
    We are both ventriloquists
    and we practice every day

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE!
    OF US!
    IS WEARING!
    A PUSH-UP BRA!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH!

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    EENIE
    MEENIE
    MINEY
    MO.

    I WONDER
    WHERE
    MY GLOVE
    WILL GO.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Motherfricker, the rules.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll shake your bouncing booty!

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUR!
    SEXUAL!
    PREFERENCES!
    ARE!
    OUR!
    OWN!
    BUSINESS!

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw been using the line for over a decade

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, a joke!

    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee-cord?

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your clothes are red!

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You go that way, I'll go home

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *bark*

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