>proceeds to not only engage but utterly tune up and push in JOBBERtron, Cucksream, Grindgay in 3v1
>Only losing due to JOBBERtron sneaking up on him
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Utterly based. Revenge of the fallen is comfy and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
How many times has based prime pushed in that homosexual Megatron in the bay series?
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I don't respect you for pretending it wasn't. Shows lack of character.
If my boy Blackout was there instead of that loser Grindr Octopussy would have kept his voice lowered.
I think I remember hearing something about that being Blackout, but Bay or somebody else forgot it was only Scorponok that survived.
So they just called him Grindor.
>Only losing due to JOBBERtron sneaking up on him
Optimong prime stay seething
Giant robots doing kung fu is some of the gayest shit ever
Yeah that's really gay what's straight is stuff like wieners and oiled up black men farting
>oiled up black men farting
now thats some shit post jistsu
megatron fricking impaling him and blasting his cannon through his chest was metal as frick though
>OOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
who was in the wrong here?
Michael Bay for reusing another character's model
What are you talking about
Transformers 2007 opens with Blackout, as a helicopter, in the middle east. He changes his disguise into a cop car when he reaches california.
In Revenge of The Fallen, the same model is used for the character Grindor, whose head is torn apart in the most grisly fashion imaginable for no justifiable reason. He was a good friend.
>He changes his disguise into a cop car when he reaches california.
the cop is baricade (who is killed but it back in Dar of the moon)
Blackout dies in the final battle in transformers 1
yeah that scene was utterly lit in an otherwise mediocre movie, when Optimus gets ganked I nearly teared up it was so epic
Bring me...JOBtimus
And how did that work out for him?
He was winning until MegaJOB snuck up on him
>"I bring you Cybertron, your home! And still you choose humanity"
>"You were the one that taught me freedom is everyone's right"
Fricking kino
>This is my planet…
>We need a truce.
>All I want is to be back in charge…
>Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?
>Time to find out
>*CLANG OF METAL AS THE TWO PIECES OF HIS MASK SNAP IN PLACE*
Dark of the Moon was Summer Blockbuster KINO and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. Not even Avengers managed to replicate the same scale of Bay's alien invasion.
Marvel built different under Paramount films.
Avengers is fricking gay compared to TF. And I’m saying that in the context of the era of Avengers 1 and TF3 when Avengers was still “cool.” Obviously now Avengers aged like hot, week old milk left out in the sun and TF like pristine Italian wine but even then Avengers was for fricking pussies. TF was always for chads. Do you realize how much I got laid with a poster of Megan Fox on the hood of Bumblebee tacked to my ceiling over my bed? A lot. Car hoes love TF. I don’t even wanna imagine the grotesque pigs who “love” Avengers…
Avengers has those weird, gay flying worms. Transformers had THIS fricking beast.
Shockwave was so fricking sick why did they go so hard with him? And the alien flying whales were the gayest think ever. The first time it showed up it was turned to paste by the hulk. They couldn’t lose, that entire battle was a fricking joke. Look at Man of Steel Zod vs Superman and then look at Thor vs Loki in Avengers. Literally what a pathetic joke.
Shockwave is peak Transformers.
He's top dog in every comic/extended continuity, no question.
Guy turned Megatron into an Autobot.
optimus disturbed me with how violent and ruthless he was. you literally see in the movies that decepticons will take prisoners if they surrender but the autobots shoot them in the back of the head while they are trying to surrender
optimus talks about ripping peoples faces off and shit and keeps screaming the quote "ILL KILL YOU!" in multiple movies. i mean its not a problem alone but it doesnt match with the rest of his characters and dialog. he acts like a goody good guy until he has the upper hand or is slightly angry and then he starts ranting about ripping faces off and stone cold murdering people
Optimus is a thousands-years-old warrior robot. Forgive him if he got a little jaded as the series went along. He lamented Megatron’s “death” in the first one but after Megatron literally stabbed him in the back he was just like frick this fricking guy, “We’ll kill them all.” Organic character progression really.
Yeah pretty based
how does this fit with all his pontificating and philosophizing about all life is sacred blah blah everyone deserves freedom blah blah we are the good guys blah blah? its just the same logic robot spock was using
>ok we need to murder a few people but they are bad and shitty anyway and it will mean the rest of us and our entire society will survive
optimus was literally doing the same thing but like he says, earth is "his" planet now so while he was killing to protect earth and his culture, robot spock was doing the same to protect his planet and culture. why is optimus supposed to be the good guy but spock the bad in this scenario?
also its moronic because earth hates the autobutts and has killed more of them than the decepticons have
>just let the bad guys kill you
Not an option.
>just stop having a wrong and moronic agenda that sets you up as the primary enemies of this other group that would be your bothers if not for your roboautism
What the frick is this leftist babble? Megatron started the civil war because he just wanted to be ruler; that’s it. Now he wants to wipe out all life on Earth and use humans as tools to build a new Cybertron, so idk how the frick Optimus is in the wrong for trying to stop him. Like I said in the first movie he tried to avoid conflict with Megatron and lamented Megatron’s death.
>he acts like a goody good guy until he has the upper hand or is slightly angry and then he starts ranting about ripping faces off and stone cold murdering people
Yeah it's awesome
Prime has been fighting a war for god knows how many years that cost him his planet and most of his species. Even the homosexual humans threw him under the bus in the fourth one after he saved their asses on numerous occasions. It makes sense he'd be a bit ruthless.
>Is the fate of our race not worth a single human life…?
>YOU’LL NEVER STOP AT ONE.
>PLEASE OPTIMUS I WAS WRONG I’LL LEAVE EARTH ALONE PLEASE DONT KILL ME I JUST WANTED TO SAVE OUR PEOPLE
How does one reply without sounding mad?
>NO OPTIMUS!
Senticuck Prime never recovered from this
I remember a really good post on here describing Bayformers as a giant accidental allegory for the war in Afghanistan/Iraq war where Optimus slowly becoming more unhinged and merciless over the course of the series unintentionally mirrored US soldiers being turned into PTSD suffering psychopaths while being told every day they're fighting for freedom, and then having these movies filled with US military propaganda sold to them when they come home. Whether or not that holds any merit I think the Bayformers movies are more interesting than most films that came out around that era due to the way they capture the American zeitgeist of the 2000s.
>We all make mistakes.
>Besides, what would you be without me, Prime?
>Time to find out.
I'm not the only one who found that entire sequence hilarious, right? It's like Megatron thinks he's in old school G1 80s Transformers, where the villains always get away and mumble vague threats at the end. And Optimus decides to remind him that no, this is Bayformers. It makes me laugh because it kind of makes Megatron look like a doofus.
yeah probably cause not everyone watched the gay ass cartoons and had knowledge of the show prior to this
>this is Bayformers
Which just means Megatron dies but comes back in the next flick
>prime, Ive literally back stabbed you and just shot the last guy Ive agreed to work together with. Lets work together eh?
>....
This is the original ending in the kids novel
The last, pathetic attempt to survive by a jobber. He knew it was over and only had one play left.
Pretty much this though. This battle was too good for this movie and got my hopes up. Megashit blasting Optimus apart told me "Oh, so there goes any big action till the end, ok."
I was watching a clip from Transformers Prime where Optimus is dying and smokescreen wants to use the magic hammer thing to save prime, but prime insists not to since it can only be used once more and it's also needed to restore cybertron. Prime gives the whole "saving 1 vs many" slop, so it got me thinking, Optimus always heroically steps up to sacrifice himself, but has he ever had to chose to sacrifice an ally? Obviously in a situation where he cant just sacrifice himself. Basically the trolly problem.
>megatron threatens humans
>optimus kills him
>humans resurrect megatron
>megatron threatens humans
notice a pattern forming here?
Ironhide was right in the first movie, humans are a primitive and violent race. Also, apparently, gluttons for punishment.
On that note, this is the best scene in all of Bay's movies:
I prefer this scene
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Oh yeah, some of the top 10 coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life were from Bayformers. The end of 3 might be #1 lol
OPTIMUS I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-
>WHAT I'VE DOOOONE
are you all zoomer latinos/flips?
Italian zoomlenial here.
2002 white here, luv transformers and tcw simple as
Has Bay Megatron ever won a fight that wasn't against manlet Jazz???
Lmao Megabucks on suicide watch
The first three transformer films were entertaining as frick, they popcorn shlock that has racist humor, sex and violence and that's all we want.
I sick of people saying how it ruin their childhood cause it was the toy selling propaganda show from the 80s.
>They are a primitive, and violent race
>Were we so different?
kek, it’s funny only as I grew up did I realize how kino these were
I always considered them “action schlock”but they’re genuinely great fricking films made with passion and soul, just stupid shit like the sunset shot at the end of 1, or Megan Fox in a sultry pose fixing a motorcycle (nooooo you can’t find that attractive!!!!!!) yes we can, it’s beauty. Those movies are beautiful TBQH. Truly real kino.
For me it's the Bernie Mac scene.
A couple of cool scenes doesn't make the movie good. I still remember the visual vomit of the Decepticon designs, the shitty jive robots, the scrotum jokes. Revenge of the Fallen is probably the shittiest of the Bayformers movies.
Yeah that movie is a goddamn mess, but it had some badass moments. Even the railgun taking out devistator is really cool.
i dont know if its because im a millenial but i absolutely hate this series because of how ugly the transformers are. not sure who did the design work for it but its horrendous
I'm not sure it's possible to make a giant robot in a photorealistic render that doesn't look generally foul and unpleasant
All the transformers fights are boring to watch. Its just a mangled mess of metal. You cant tell who's doing what to who.
Skill level
Get gud
Low iq
Race traitor
Their race was extinct and they were all that’s left. Megatron breeding a legion of Decepticon death machines isn’t salvaging their race, it’s Megatron seizing power for himself.